Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Blue Morpho]

Some of the redditors that don't make accounts exclusively to post in the subreddit and leave their post history across others subreddits is telling. With the amount of people that make fun of Josh, they should take a look at themselves. Josh does have a point when he calls them drug addicts, losers, etc. A lot of them fit the (pelican) bill.

More and more of Josh's cope lines about his trolls are starting to sound very prophetic now. I didn't watch much of the Seizure stream yesterday, but a friend who did mentioned one of the callers complaining about how much money Josh makes and how the IRS should be looking into him. These niggers are literally jealous of him, which is a level of pathetic that defies all sense and reason.

Speaking of the Seizure stream, while I do like Seizure and have largely enjoyed the Snake Bones podcast and his other Cobra content, I get the sense that he's kind of in shill-mode now. The stream yesterday was a great example. Instead of talking at all about the current controversy it was about Cobra's "health" aka a bunch of A-logs making fun of Josh's teeth for the billionth time while Seizure laughs his way to the bank. He knows these losers butter his bread (dude made over a hundo within like 10 minutes of the stream starting) and he will not rock the boat with them.

I wouldn't call that malevolent but I would call that complacent and cowardly. I don't hold it against him that much but it does leave me with a dirty taste in my mouth watching him profit from this shit without any push-back at all. Like, I can't really expect him to grandstand against this tide of shitlords but its something that you'd like to see from the prominent Cobra content creators who aren't actively malicious against Josh, which was always my impression of SeizureRobot.

I know he has an account and has posted in this thread in the past so by all means come state your piece if you feel so inclined, Mr. Robot.

 

[Goblin9]

More and more of Josh's cope lines about his trolls are starting to sound very prophetic now. I didn't watch much of the Seizure stream yesterday, but a friend who did mentioned one of the callers complaining about how much money Josh makes and how the IRS should be looking into him. These niggers are literally jealous of him, which is a level of pathetic that defies all sense and reason.

Speaking of the Seizure stream, while I do like Seizure and have largely enjoyed the Snake Bones podcast and his other Cobra content, I get the sense that he's kind of in shill-mode now. The stream yesterday was a great example. Instead of talking at all about the current controversy it was about Cobra's "health" aka a bunch of A-logs making fun of Josh's teeth for the billionth time while Seizure laughs his way to the bank. He knows these losers butter his bread (dude made over a hundo within like 10 minutes of the stream starting) and he will not rock the boat with them.

I wouldn't call that malevolent but I would call that complacent and cowardly. I don't hold it against him that much but it does leave me with a dirty taste in my mouth watching him profit from this shit without any push-back at all. Like, I can't really expect him to grandstand against this tide of shitlords but its something that you'd like to see from the prominent Cobra content creators who aren't actively malicious against Josh, which was always my impression of SeizureRobot.

I know he has an account and has posted in this thread in the past so by all means come state your piece if you feel so inclined, Mr. Robot.

This is the new youtube "meta". Instead of being interesting yourself you corner/buddy troll a cow to join your stream. Twitch culture of tipping streamers made a lot of pay piggies squeal and now they can pay 2 bucks to insult a lolcow live on the air! 300 people get to see your name and the host will say "Cobes is a pedo!"
Some of the assholes trying to take down his channels will be hoping to buddy troll him onto their panels to make a few hundred bucks. It really needs a term to call these fags out like "Internet freak show" or "Freak grifting",

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

How about this 44 year old junkie that has been leaving negative reviews on cobra/casper related businesses under his real name for years.

In this case cobes might be right his trolls are more pathetic than he is

 

[Generic Retard]

Devil's advocate here.
The best thing for the gothic bad boy would be for him to lose his 'only achievement' and get out into the world. Josh leaving the internet would give him something to do other than drink in front of a computer. He would meet more people and they could be his friends without getting fucked with. Josh is not a virgin regard everyone considers creepy and weird, he's been groomed by the internet into a 5 year dry spell because he has no real world influences pushing back against his 'internet fame' Josh could pick up 1 hobby outside of his house, meet some people and he would do a 180 because he's so easy to influence. One gothic chick with a guitar lesson under her belt and Cobes could be influenced into being an okay boyfriend. She could tell him to shower, stop him wasting the Dewritos and have a pretty happy life as two goth regards away from the internets eyes

If the channel goes down he will join panels instead. We all know it so the dry spell will carry on.

You do realize Cobes is a almost dysfunctional alcoholic autist right?
So he would just sit in front of his computer/tv drinking and ranting anyway.

I agree on the grooming into his dryspell though, although he was creepy and weird before consuming all kinds of redpill content. It just got worse.

 

[Goblin9]

You do realize Cobes is a almost dysfunctional alcoholic autist right?
So he would just sit in front of his computer/tv drinking and ranting anyway.

I agree on the grooming into his dryspell though, although he was creepy and weird before consuming all kinds of redpill content. It just got worse.

Cobes is whatever he is molded into. He's an alcoholic shut in because of the internet. Remove the internet and get him a care worker and he could be functional. Well he could wash tables and have sex with ugly women at job corp again.

 

[BoglimArchives]

at some point Sam had Oprah removed as a mod

Candy Man don't fuck around, boy

also joel is working on a new doc but nothing to do with cobes

Let The Shatters Bloom {trailer}

Thanksgiving 2022A video by Ham, Hud, Joel, and Zac.

youtu.be

Hell yeah. I really loved "My Brother, Which I Care For." Joel has a very cool way of capturing things.

Remove the internet and get him a care worker and he could be functional.

I get the underlying thought here and god forbid, I can't blame you for wanting to seek a positive outcome here. Lord knows it's not looking great.

This is not possible. You have to understand that Josh is pathologically stubborn, particularly around getting any forms of help. He would sooner pick sitting in jail than go to a hospital to seek a psychiatric evaluation, that is how adamantly against getting psychological help he is. He'd sooner smoke cigarette butts off the ground than ask his dad for help, and when his dad makes him take the help, he still does it.

Josh is all about "I can do this on my own because I'm not a retard and I'll prove it to you. I would rather fail and look retarded than succeed and admit to being retarded."

If you took away the internet, Josh would do the exact same shit he's doing now sans to an audience. He'd have crackheads over and he'd rant about fuckin' gender relations until they left and never spoke to him again. Any help Clint would offer, he would reject and there's no feasible way to make the state recognize Clint as someone that can MAKE Josh get any help. Even if he could, that's not how it works, you need to want the help for it to work.

Josh can't even get a job anymore. I mean, he's correct, trolls will get him fired but making the assumption that he never mentioned his job, he'd get fired within 3 months every single time without fail. Josh is so mentally incompetent that he was slowly being fired from a job specifically designed for mentally retarded people. That's how incompetent Josh is in any work place, he fails at jobs designed for people with heads filled with packing peanuts.

Josh is a dead end. He's going to die slowly and horribly. I can guarantee nobody here wants that to happen and nobody wishes for it either, it's just the way she goes with him. We all end up accepting this eventually.

 

[GG Allin illegitimate Son]

If josh lost his YouTube that isn’t going to stop him from having access to the internet. He already knows how to use Facebook live and I think Facebook is a lot easier to make multiple accounts and bypass bans than YouTube is.

can we move on from the “cobes needs to lose the internet” it’s not going to happen, he will find one way or another to continue his rants. We all know this every single cow does this, bans mean nothing they are going to come back in any form they can.

 

[Goblin9]

I get the underlying thought here and god forbid, I can't blame you for wanting to seek a positive outcome here. Lord knows it's not looking great.

This is not possible. You have to understand that Josh is pathologically stubborn, particularly around getting any forms of help. He would sooner pick sitting in jail than go to a hospital to seek a psychiatric evaluation, that is how adamantly against getting psychological help he is. He'd sooner smoke cigarette butts off the ground than ask his dad for help, and when his dad makes him take the help, he still does it.

Josh is all about "I can do this on my own because I'm not a retard and I'll prove it to you. I would rather fail and look retarded than succeed and admit to being retarded."

If you took away the internet, Josh would do the exact same shit he's doing now sans to an audience. He'd have crackheads over and he'd rant about fuckin' gender relations until they left and never spoke to him again. Any help Clint would offer, he would reject and there's no feasible way to make the state recognize Clint as someone that can MAKE Josh get any help. Even if he could, that's not how it works, you need to want the help for it to work.

Josh can't even get a job anymore. I mean, he's correct, trolls will get him fired but making the assumption that he never mentioned his job, he'd get fired within 3 months every single time without fail. Josh is so mentally incompetent that he was slowly being fired from a job specifically designed for mentally retarded people. That's how incompetent Josh is in any work place, he fails at jobs designed for people with heads filled with packing peanuts.

Josh is a dead end. He's going to die slowly and horribly. I can guarantee nobody here wants that to happen and nobody wishes for it either, it's just the way she goes with him. We all end up accepting this eventually.

I don't care if Cobes has a good or a bad end. I'll have long forgotten him before his saga ends. It's more that Cobes out in the world is much more interesting than Cobes at home getting drunk. Cobes biggest strength as a content creator is his low intelligence and weirdness drags others like him into his world, and he opens the door and lets them sleep on his couch. If he opened the door to the right of age goth girl he can stop being a drunk and be provoked into showering and putting on his green helmet again. The cobraverse is at the heat death stage and one big bang and we could have a whole new universe.

 

[BoglimArchives]

If he opened the door to the right of age goth girl he can stop being a drunk and be provoked into showering and putting on his green helmet again.

If you were a woman, really any woman to speak of, would you fuck Josh?

Therein lies your answer.

 

[Goblin9]

If you were a woman, really any woman to speak of, would you fuck Josh?

Therein lies your answer.

Josh has had relationships. He's not the worst guy on the planet to get laid.

 

[mars]

Josh has had relationships. He's not the worst guy on the planet to get laid.

Relationships at that IQ level do not last and never end happy. People as dumb as Josh do not have the ability to empathize, they cannot act out of anything except self-interest. If you've ever been around trashy/stupid people the best outcome is honestly what happened with Stephanie and Josh, no one went to jail for domestic abuse or taking a hammer to the other one's belongings.

People also seem to forget Josh, whether he's been clinically diagnosed with it or not acts as if he has oppositional defiant disorder. Trolls take advantage of it all the time by telling him not to stream, Clint has remarked that Cobes fights you on anything you try to tell him. No one can give the retard any advice because he'll discount it immediately and do the opposite.

Cobes is who he is and he will never ever change. That's why he's a lolcow.

 

[Goblin9]

Relationships at that IQ level do not last and never end happy. People as dumb as Josh do not have the ability to empathize, they cannot act out of anything except self-interest. If you've ever been around trashy/stupid people the best outcome is honestly what happened with Stephanie and Josh, no one went to jail for domestic abuse or taking a hammer to the other one's belongings.

People also seem to forget Josh, whether he's been clinically diagnosed with it or not acts as if he has oppositional defiant disorder. Trolls take advantage of it all the time by telling him not to stream, Clint has remarked that Cobes fights you on anything you try to tell him. No one can give the retard any advice because he'll discount it immediately and do the opposite.

Cobes is who he is and he will never ever change. That's why he's a lolcow.

I've got it! I know how we solve all of this and get the good ending.

"Don't you leave the house and stay sober BOY!"

 

[Frog Man]

I would much rather discuss how badly Clint fucked up or how much of good boy/devil child Cobra really is for the ten thousandth time, than ever hear anything about Courtney or Cyraxx or any of the other orbiters. None of those fuckers are entertaining or interesting.

I always wonder

How about this 44 year old junkie that has been leaving negative reviews on cobra/casper related businesses under his real name for years.

Of course a 44 year old who spams negative reviews of a lolcow is single. Wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[fake farts]

God damn, faggots on reddit really mess up something as simple as watching some weirdo on the internet make videos.

I honestly think Reddit plays a huge part in the trajectory of the internet turning to shit. Social media goes without saying, but Reddit plays a huge part too. Nothing worthwhile has ever come out of that site, just a bunch of regards hiding behind some sort of socially conscious acceptable normie veneer, while simultaneously acting worse than your average 4channer.

Its hilarious watching them pretend to care about Josh stalking some woman. Niggers, if you post on reddit, chances are high you don't give a fuck about women at all.

 

[biggacracka]

Nothing worthwhile has ever come out of that site, just a bunch of regards hiding behind some sort of socially conscious acceptable normie veneer, while simultaneously acting worse than your average 4channer

Updoots and their consequences have been a disaster for the internet

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

If you were a woman, really any woman to speak of, would you fuck Josh?

Therein lies your answer.

I don't want to be overly gross but his breath must be rank with those rotten chompers. Even if he was a catch you'd have to be a brave soul or have no sense of smell to get face to face with that.

 

[Devious Dave]

If you were a woman, really any woman to speak of, would you fuck Josh?

Therein lies your answer.

Dude even cyraxx has a girlfriend I think Cobra can manage to find someone it might not be someone we would ever consider dating but I think he can find a bottom of the barrel woman

 

[Diabetical Materialism]

More and more of Josh's cope lines about his trolls are starting to sound very prophetic now. I didn't watch much of the Seizure stream yesterday, but a friend who did mentioned one of the callers complaining about how much money Josh makes and how the IRS should be looking into him. These niggers are literally jealous of him, which is a level of pathetic that defies all sense and reason.

Speaking of the Seizure stream, while I do like Seizure and have largely enjoyed the Snake Bones podcast and his other Cobra content, I get the sense that he's kind of in shill-mode now. The stream yesterday was a great example. Instead of talking at all about the current controversy it was about Cobra's "health" aka a bunch of A-logs making fun of Josh's teeth for the billionth time while Seizure laughs his way to the bank. He knows these losers butter his bread (dude made over a hundo within like 10 minutes of the stream starting) and he will not rock the boat with them.

I wouldn't call that malevolent but I would call that complacent and cowardly. I don't hold it against him that much but it does leave me with a dirty taste in my mouth watching him profit from this shit without any push-back at all. Like, I can't really expect him to grandstand against this tide of shitlords but its something that you'd like to see from the prominent Cobra content creators who aren't actively malicious against Josh, which was always my impression of SeizureRobot.

I know he has an account and has posted in this thread in the past so by all means come state your piece if you feel so inclined, Mr. Robot.

Eh, I think this is a bit needlessly harsh on Seizure. Even if he made a couple hundred dollars on the call-in, it still probably doesn't cover the sheer amount of time and effort he spends making graphics and editing. If he were looking to make money, driving for Uber probably has a more favorable hourly rate.

It's true though, alot of the callers were unfunny this time around, you can tell who the fake ones were because they'd shout out Tar Man lol, and also the ones who got mad at the Cool Taste's Lounge segment which was a really good bit of trolling. But it's not like he has interns screening the calls like a radio show would. The call-in eps (which are also infrequent) just feel like a bonus. The actual main show is still quite funny and he almost always has a good co-host. The recent Shame & Rage ep being especially good.

If there's anyone I feel panders more to the A-logs it's Bic Clips, and to a lesser extent Boglim Chronicles (who even though he does provide an essential service, tends to highlight a lot of the A-loggier comments). Anyway that's enough of my whiteknighting for Seizure, who I do think is the most positive influence in the Cobra fanzone.

I'm with you 100% about the TROLES being envious and mad that Cobes can just GO LIVE, BOY and rake in free money/booze/food/gifts for his worthless rants, chillins and responces. They also don't need to report him to the IRS because paypal will report your earnings to the IRS now that you're required to report making $600. They're very cooperative with tax authorities (or they'd get shut down for helping people evade taxes). They do mail you a 1099 form with how much you made that year, which hopefully Cobes will just hand off to Clint.

 

[HiveDull]

Dude even cyraxx has a girlfriend I think Cobra can manage to find someone it might not be someone we would ever consider dating but I think he can find a bottom of the barrel woman

Cobes was bagging some pretty okay-ish women and did it pretty often for a guy that looks the way he does. Keep in mind, this was before he started to don the cowboy attire.
At a glace, he would look like a washed-up indie band failure from afar. I just wanna know what happened once these nice ladies got taken back home to the Cobra lair.

Is his channel actually kill or is he posting content somewhere else?

 

[BoglimArchives]

Cobes was bagging some pretty okay-ish women and did it pretty often for a guy that looks the way he does. Keep in mind, this was before he started to don the cowboy attire.
At a glace, he would look like a washed-up indie band failure from afar. I just wanna know what happened once these nice ladies got taken back home to the Cobra lair.

Is his channel actually kill or is he posting content somewhere else?

https://www.youtube.com/@joshsaunders7972