🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Look I'm not saying it's not gay as fuck people are flagging down Ralph's Twitter.
I am simply doing what The Ralphamale would do if he were to be in my position.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Look I'm not saying it's not gay as fuck people are flagging down Ralph's Twitter.
I am simply doing what The Ralphamale would do if he were to be in my position.

It's not so much about whether or not someone flagged it. (though that does lessen the content) It's about faggot cocksucking weens posting their ebin reports and expecting ass pats and attaboys for their flaggotry.
If someone wants to report someone on twitter or whatever, then fine, have at it, but if someone comes here thinking they're going to be praised for it, they should just slip into a nice comfy noose instead.

 

[heathercho]

Telegram seethe
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Capitalist Cronies? Ian Miles Cheong? Is this the final battle where no-morals Ralph denounces GamerGate and turns into a Mexican communist?

 

[Homer Simpson]

I'm seeing accounts saying they never even realized they flagged him. I got a notification of a report on my account and he blocked it when Jawsh still had a twitter account. Like a year or 2 ago I think. It was a banned account too that I got restored. Something must have happened that flipped a switch and suddenly all the old reports got stacked and his account got nuked.

My report was apparently for Doxing.

 

[Blitzsneed]

RIP bozo
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>Ralphamania: at least -1000$.
>Court and lolyer fees: -4000$. More to come.
>A hot cup of coffee, opening up KF and finding out that Ralph was banned on Twitter: Priceless.
What a way to start the week. I hope it's permanent.

GAWD'S PLAN!

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

(though that does lessen the content)

Don't worry, for now, we still have: his Telegram, his Fediverse, and his alt account @SadNTrad.

 

[AltisticRight]

So if Lucas got report notifications too, he claims to have never reported the pig, or rather it should have been "I don't recalling reporting that slovenly 5'1'' fatty that has a crush on me recently", Lucas thinks, probably.

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If he defaults on $8 a month, what hope does he have to pay child support?


I have some kind of theory on what actually happened.
1. Ethan Ralph defaulted on his blue tick payments.
2. Tick was disabled, removing his report immunity.
3. A slew of reports some from last year got evaluated and it was deemed that he broke rules, thus he was suspended.
So the weenies here might not even be at fault here.

 

[MeltyTW]

Flagging his tweets to get him suspended is gay, but it's hilarious to think how much he must be seething right now. Seething that JOSHUA CONNOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN AND HIS KIWI FARMS got him suspended.

I bet he's furiously trying to appeal the suspension too. Every day he'll write a new appeal to try and Andy Dufresne them into giving him his little account back.

In actuality being ivy clover the Twitter tranny I just called up Elon and said it'd be funny to ban him and not even let him appeal

 

[Sammich]

I'm seeing accounts saying they never even realized they flagged him. I got a notification of a report on my account and he blocked it when Jawsh still had a twitter account. Like a year or 2 ago I think. It was a banned account too that I got restored. Something must have happened that flipped a switch and suddenly all the old reports got stacked and his account got nuked.

My report was apparently for Doxing.

Yeah, i seen several posts of people showing tons of reports being "resolved" Something happened for all the reports to finally get answered i guess. It's sort of weird!

 

[Near]

Elon unsuspended Ethan Klein for an offense that is permabannable, when he was doing impersonation.
He might brag about how he "devalued" the blue checkmarks, but you niggers know Ralph will be back in a week or 2.

 

[AltisticRight]

Seems like the weenies have been vindicated, those reports being resolved could be from 2 years ago for all we fucking know.
Another L for the unpaid jannies.
Well okay, reporting is still kind of gay.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

This really is the End of EthanGuntlion. A lot of his trust and credibility came from having a verified Twitter with a large following. How is he going to trick people into thinking he is trustworthy now?

 

[Homer Simpson]

Elon unsuspended Ethan Klein for an offense that is permabannable, when he was doing impersonation.
He might brag about how he "devalued" the blue checkmarks, but you niggers know Ralph will be back in a week or 2.

Hopefully. I like seeing people get suspended because they usually sperg about it afterwards, but for (((Klein))) it was a new rule and I think the only reason he overturned it is because a bunch of people got banned.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Could have also been Ralphs blatant Nick Fuentes cocksucking he did daily that made the jannies finally go "We need to get rid of this dude, what reason can we use? Lets look at some of his old reports.... Woah holy shit!"

 

[The Great Deliverer]

It would be pretty funny if now jersh got his Twitter account back after Ralph loses his,like a life for another life kind of deal

 

[Null]

Ralph better make sure der Pürrher's balls are completely washed every single day now, because he's all he's got left.

 

[bigintern]

On the one hand I'm a bit saddened that we don't have an immediate line to his stupid thoughts at all times anymore, but on the other he'll probably find an alternative that he won't value nearly as highly that he'll brain dump on to without any regard, there's also the incoming rage storm that having this taken away from him will produce.

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Ralph better make sure der Pürrher's balls are completely washed every single day now, because he's all he's got left.

Don't worry he still has his gay lover Esoteric 'Shag'gy. What else does a happy pig need in his life more than true love?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Ralph better make sure der Pürrher's balls are completely washed every single day now, because he's all he's got left.

You can't know how the man prefers his balls. Maybe Ethan likes them raw and with rich natural musk flavour. Playful, but robust.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My Twitter, My Twitter for $8 a month! ~ King Ralph, Scene I, Act III.