Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

[TVB]

Turns out the princess was engaged to a prince after all and it's the dog!

Even better, the princess who's falling in love with is a speeding blue hedgehog in its surprise cameo appearance, making way for a Nintendo Cinematic Universe. Soon, we'll get a Smash Bros. movie.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Even better, the princess who's falling in love with is a speeding blue hedgehog in its surprise cameo appearance, making way for a Nintendo Cinematic Universe. Soon, we'll get a Smash Bros. movie.

She falls in love with this one

Nothing personnel kid

 

[TVB]

She falls in love with this one

Nothing personnel kid

That would be saved for the third Sonic movie, actually.

 

[TVB]

I got it. When Mario is bound to meet his doom, he will probably say, "ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST."

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It kind of speaks volumes how the fictional plumbing company and telephone number that Mario & Luigi work for was the only real compelling ad that was aired for the Super Bowl.

Consumerism has gone out of control in the last decade and a half.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

It kind of speaks volumes how the fictional plumbing company and telephone number that Mario & Luigi work for was the only real compelling ad that was aired for the Super Bowl.

Consumerism has gone out of control in the last decade and a half.

It's not like there's anything interesting going on beyond what you'd see any other day.

 

[TVB]

Consumerism has gone out of control in the last decade and a half.

It's difficult to find what's legitimately considered as advertising in this day and age. I'd say advertising fell apart by the early-2010s. Compare the great ads of yesteryears such as these:

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to these ads of today, and you'll obviously see a tonal shift in quality, and for the wrong reasons too.

EDIT: editing this is peepee poopoo

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

During the final confrontation Bowser takes one look at DK and goes:
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Well, I must be Nostra-fucking-damus, cuz two new posters came out with those two exact characters as the centerpieces:

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Honestly, everything about the look of the film seems fantastic.

I just worry about the writing and the voice acting.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ngl that mario bros plumbing ad with THE original mario bros super show theme? It did legit make me feel warm and fuzzy and crack a little smile and think to myself. Hey maybe things aren't as bad as they seem.

 

[Mothra1988]

>ib4 Princess Peach goes on feminist rants in the movie

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

>ib4 Princess Peach goes on feminist rants in the movie

Definitely not happening. Especially, when illumination has Nintendo monitoring everything.

 

[Mothra1988]

Definitely not happening. Especially, when illumination has Nintendo monitoring everything.

LOL are you serious? Have you ever seen the people that "localize" Nintendo's games, where stuff like "head patting" was too sexist and removed? Just admit you are drunk on a nostalgia bait due to a Super Bowl ad that targeted your mindset.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

LOL are you serious? Have you ever seen the people that "localize" Nintendo's games, where stuff like "head patting" was too sexist and removed? Just admit you are drunk on a nostalgia bait due to a Super Bowl ad that targeted your mindset.

Take your pills.

 

[Mothra1988]

Take your pills.

>points out Nintendo censors their games over feminazi/Anita Sarkeesian stuff
>admits you never played Nintendo games in the last 15 years

Is this you? lol

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

>ib4 Princess Peach goes on feminist rants in the movie

Call me optimistic but I feel this;

will be more representative of their relationship in the actual movie. "Girlboss" Peach seems to be more for marketing's sake than anything else.

 

[Mothra1988]

Call me optimistic but I feel this;
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will be more representative of their relationship in the actual movie. "Girlboss" Peach seems to be more for marketing's sake than anything else.
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I'm pessimistic but realistic. The idiots making movies are currently a fucking California mind-hive where things like a traditional "save the princess" type plot is impossible. Jesus, these people couldn't even do Lois Lane without making her a crotchety bitch who hates Superman. Even Disney did movies recently where they shit on the idea of traditional princess tropes. There is no chance for this being presented in the normal logical way. Zero.

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

Here is the obligatory rap song they put in the movie.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

>points out Nintendo censors their games over feminazi/Anita Sarkeesian stuff

You gave a vague example with no elaboration. You didn't point out anything.

Assuming what you said was true, the actions of a localization team aren't the same as Nintendo's.

>admits you never played Nintendo games in the last 15 years

Don't put words in my mouth.

Again, take your pills.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I'm pessimistic but realistic. The idiots making movies are currently a fucking California mind-hive where things like a traditional "save the princess" type plot is impossible. Jesus, these people couldn't even do Lois Lane without making her a crotchety bitch who hates Superman. Even Disney did movies recently where they shit on the idea of traditional princess tropes. There is no chance for this being presented in the normal logical way. Zero.

Duh, of fucking course Peach won't get kidnapped. I'm just saying that right now, we haven't seen much to really get a feel for how Peach's character is in the movie. Now, if more clips come out and Mario is straight up incompetent and she's full-on

"UGH, MARIO, YOU'RE SO NOT THE HERO WE THOUGHT YOU WERE,

LET A RULER HANDLE THIS."

Then I will (sadly) eat crow.