Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

[Mothra1988]

You gave a vague example with no elaboration. You didn't point out anything.

Removing a head pat feature in a game is a vague example? No that's a specific example. The fact you don't know what game it's from because you don't know about Nintendo's censorship issues isn't my problem. Google it.

You gave a vague example with no elaboration. You didn't point out anything.

Assuming what you said was true, the actions of a localization team aren't the same as Nintendo's.

Don't put words in my mouth.

Again, take your pills.

Oh yeah? Who is making this movie, westerners or the Japanese? Can you show me those Japanese writing and directing credits? lol

I like that the idea of being suspicious of a CGI kids tent-pole film from the director of a fucking Minions movie is a bridge too far for you. What are you 12? Did you even see the last Mario Bros. movie? How Americanized was that one, genius? lol

 

[Mothra1988]

Duh, of fucking course Peach won't get kidnapped.

Then it's been politically corrected. Like what is wrong with rescuing the princess?

 

[TVB]

Removing a head pat feature in a game is a vague example? No that's a specific example. The fact you don't know what game it's from because you don't know about Nintendo's censorship issues isn't my problem. Google it.



Oh yeah? Who is making this movie, westerners or the Japanese? Can you show me those Japanese writing and directing credits? lol

I like that the idea of being suspicious of a CGI kids tent-pole film from the director of a fucking Minions movie is a bridge too far for you. What are you 12? Did you even see the last Mario Bros. movie? How Americanized was that one, genius? lol

Then it's been politically corrected. Like what is wrong with rescuing the princess?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I'm thinking the people who bitch about any "wokeshit" or cry about "girlboss Peach" probably want it deep down more than anyone else so they can have something to bitch about.

 

[TVB]

I'm thinking the people who bitch about any "wokeshit" or cry about "girlboss Peach" probably want it deep down more than anyone else so they can have something to bitch about.

Why else would bullshit unemployed e-celebs such as TheQuartering, ItsAGundam, YellowFlash, Midnight's Edge, NoBullshit, MauLer, etc. would bitch and moan about everything they think as woke?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Then it's been politically corrected. Like what is wrong with rescuing the princess?

Nintendo themselves had Peach as a playable character in two of the mainline Marios:

Edited to make my point come across better.

 

[Mothra1988]

View attachment 4524541

Projecting what, retard? Can you even answer that?

>ib4 downboating and not even responding

I'm thinking the people who bitch about any "wokeshit" or cry about "girlboss Peach" probably want it deep down more than anyone else so they can have something to bitch about.

The only reason I'm even bothering with this thread is because retards are sperging out over this movie Chris Chan/Movie Bob style like it's a the second coming of Christ because of a fucking Super Bowl ad. The idiotic consumerism is off the charts. Imagine willingly taking part in a viral marketing campaign and then reddit downboating people who aren't "hyped" like you were told to be.

But no I had no idea "girlboss Peach" was a meme, I do not watch YellowFlash's videos, nor do I give enough of a shit to even watch this or talk about it probably past today. Movies are shit, and I just wish people would let Hollywood fucking die already instead of continually feeding and ressurecting the beast just because "WOW I REMEMBDER THSI FROM MY CHILDHOODS." Like at least pirate the shit and not be so blatant with your free advertising you are providing for the movie's marketing team.

Am I pessimist I guess? But 99 percent of film revivals sucked. Even if this the only one in 20 years that doesn't, Hollywood still doesn't need your support.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Projecting what, retard? Can you even answer that?

>ib4 downboating and not even responding



The only reason I'm even bothering with this thread is because retards are sperging out over this movie Chris Chan/Movie Bob style like it's a the second coming of Christ because of a fucking Super Bowl ad. The idiotic consumerism is off the charts. Imagine willingly taking part in a viral marketing campaign and then reddit downboating people who aren't "hyped" like you were told to be.

But no I had no idea "girlboss Peach" was a meme, I do now watch YellowFlash's videos, nor do I give enough of a shit to even watch this or talk about it probably past today. Movies are shit, and I just wish people would let Hollywood fucking die already instead of continually feeding and ressurecting the beast just because "WOW I REMEMBDER THSI FROM MY CHILDHOODS." Like at least pirate the shit and not be so blatant with your free advertising you are providing for the movie's marketing team.

Am I pessimist I guess? But 99 percent of film revivals sucked. Even if this the only one in 20 years that doesn't, Hollywood still doesn't need your support.

You can both like a movie and acknowledge that the machine that made it is complete and utter shit (see: Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, etc.).

 

[Mothra1988]

You can both like a movie and acknowledge that the machine that made it is complete and utter shit (see: Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, etc.).

That machine should also include Nintendo on some level who is probably two steps above Disney with their retarded anti-consumer legal actions against their fans. I mean I like the original games same as everyone, but let's not kid ourselves that this is some fan-friendly company who cares about more than money.

I'm pretty sure I'm not wrong to judge a movie directed by the directors of Teen Titans Go, the most annoying shit I've ever seen, before watching it, but I guess everything is possible including this being the first ever modern CGI kids movie that didn't make me want to kill myself. Good luck. lol

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Projecting what, retard? Can you even answer that?

>ib4 downboating and not even responding



The only reason I'm even bothering with this thread is because retards are sperging out over this movie Chris Chan/Movie Bob style like it's a the second coming of Christ because of a fucking Super Bowl ad. The idiotic consumerism is off the charts. Imagine willingly taking part in a viral marketing campaign and then reddit downboating people who aren't "hyped" like you were told to be.

But no I had no idea "girlboss Peach" was a meme, I do not watch YellowFlash's videos, nor do I give enough of a shit to even watch this or talk about it probably past today. Movies are shit, and I just wish people would let Hollywood fucking die already instead of continually feeding and ressurecting the beast just because "WOW I REMEMBDER THSI FROM MY CHILDHOODS." Like at least pirate the shit and not be so blatant with your free advertising you are providing for the movie's marketing team.

Am I pessimist I guess? But 99 percent of film revivals sucked. Even if this the only one in 20 years that doesn't, Hollywood still doesn't need your support.

So you basically went into this thread to sperg out about people liking a movie?

 

[Mothra1988]

So you basically went into this thread to sperg out about people liking a movie?

Have you seen the movie, dumbass?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

That machine should also include Nintendo on some level who is probably two steps above Disney with their retarded anti-consumer legal actions against their fans. I mean I like the original games same as everyone, but let's not kid ourselves that this is some fan-friendly company who cares about more than money.

Who's kidding themselves? I've outright said as much multiple times in the past:

Consoomers get what they fucking deserve, though. Just ask the guys whose LIMITED EDITION JOY-CONS are plagued with drifting problems, or the people who try (key word: TRY) to play Smash Ultimate and Splatoon 2 on Nintendo's shitty online service. Said online service also has an outright PALTRY selection of retro games, when I can literally download the NES, SNES, and N64's entire libraries on my PC without my hard drive breaking a sweat.

View attachment 1818925

>forcing people to pay $60 for a trio of games I can emulate just as good, if not better on my PC and making them limited time only
>taking down ROM sites which are the only way to play some of their older games without buying expensive hardware and original cartridges because "MUH IP"
>taking down fan games that are arguably better than the originals and NOT hiring the developers of those fangames to make their shit
>JOYCON DRIFT
I could go on.
You know gaming is fucked when even the "best" gaming company still has all of these massive issues.

[Consoomers] usually disguise [their criticism of emulation] under "BUT MUH IP", completely disregarding the fact that Nintendo often uses ROMs themselves when emulating their old games.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I still think Mario will be the final hero at the end of the day no matter how many characters may gang up on Bowser. Peach having her moments of being an authority figure I don't think will take away from the fact it's the "Super Mario Bros" and not "Super Princess Toadstool".

 

[Mothra1988]

Who's kidding themselves? I've outright said as much multiple times in the past:

Sure thing, but arguing an unreleased movie will be good and getting mad at the idea it could not be good before it comes out because of viral advertising alone is equally soy consoomerism imo. We'll see. I imagine this film will be financially successful because the amount of nerd splooing over it and neckbeard parents dragging their little demons to it, but I don't know why I should care about that.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Sure thing, but arguing an unreleased movie will be good and getting mad at the idea it could not be good before it comes out because of viral advertising alone is equally soy consoomerism imo. We'll see. I imagine this film will be financially successful because the amount of nerd splooing over it and neckbeard parents dragging their little demons to it, but I don't know why I should care about that.

Getting irrationally angry at the idea that it might be good and ranting over and over about how much you “totally don’t care” doesn’t exactly make you any better, fyi.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

LOL are you serious? Have you ever seen the people that "localize" Nintendo's games, where stuff like "head patting" was too sexist and removed? Just admit you are drunk on a nostalgia bait due to a Super Bowl ad that targeted your mindset.

Doesn't mean they'd make her rant. Most likely they'll trim stuff out. Guess that means activists will demand the woke cut.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

I sense a great disturbance in this thread.

It smells like sperging. And it fucking reeks.

 

[Mothra1988]

Getting irrationally angry at the idea that it might be good and ranting over and over about how much you “totally don’t care” doesn’t exactly make you any better, fyi.

I made a one off comment about something that's obvious, Princess Peach is going to do the deconstructing the princess trope BS like everyting current, and then I get sperged at about how dare I question the sanctity of Nintendo and Illumination (or whatever this film studio is called). Maybe I took the dumb bait by continuing to reply, but the fact you're acting like I kicked yoru dog is hilarious. If you want a gay consoomer hype thread for a children's movie, you can have it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I made a one off comment about something that's obvious, Princess Peach is going to do the deconstructing the princess trope BS like everyting current, and then I get sperged at about how dare I question the sanctity of Nintendo and Illumination (or whatever this film studio is called). Maybe I took the dumb bait by continuing to reply, but the fact you're acting like I kicked yoru dog is hilarious. If you want a gay consoomer hype thread for a children's movie, you can have it.

Dude, I’m neutral on the film at best, and you’re acting like I’m angry with you when all I did was mildly point something out.

All you’re doing is proving my original point.

 

[Mothra1988]

Dude, I’m neutral on the film at best, and you’re acting like I’m angry with you when all I did was mildly point something out.

All you’re doing is proving my original point.

Yes, you calling me irrational wasn't an insult, just like the first reply telling me I was insane for thinking something that has like a 90 percent chance of happening will probably happen and the other angry replies and downboats including political downboats for thinking Hollywood sucks. lol Okay cool, enjoy your marketing jerkoff thread. I'm bored.