CWC-isms, best and worst?

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"Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor" was such a stupid thing for him to come up with. For someone wanting to lose his virginity so bad, he sure did seem so unsure about it even happening.
 
There are a couple I use in real life - "TRUE and HONEST" and "I'M WORKIN' ON IT!" Just because, delivered in the Chris style, those are funny even out of context.

I quite like "crash into slumber." Even though it's a mangling of the phrase "crash" or "crash out," just the idea of a crash that simply causes you to fall asleep is hilarious to me.

A minor one that made me laugh is, "I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper." I once nearly used that one in real life before realising that a) nobody would get it and b) therefore I'd look as strange and creepy as Chris.

As seems to be pretty universal, all the sexual euphemisms make me cringe, but "duck" annoys me in particular. It's the sort of thing you might call it when you're four.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
"Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor" was such a stupid thing for him to come up with. For someone wanting to lose his virginity so bad, he sure did seem so unsure about it even happening.
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I agree that "infinitely-high boyfriend factor" is the worst. I think it is because I am an academic in the social sciences, and we often come up with terms akin to that to refer precisely to an particular aspect of society or human behavior. The fact that he does the same thing, but it is so poorly thought out and nonsensical really bothers me.

I will give the best CWC-ism award to manajerk. It is a mildly clever portmanteau, and if he came up with it himself, I give him credit. I could see someone who had never heard the expression from Chris coming up with it, and thinking it was slightly amusing and clever. It is a rare occasion when Chris does something that a normal person might do and not be embarrassed about.
 
I told a friend of mine (who knows about CWC) to find me a girlfriend-free boy to be my sweetheart from the ground-up. She cringed so hard.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
Not really a CWCism, but its funny to see Chris accuse someone of slander in one breath, and then in the next accuse them of being pedos.
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His interpretation of the word "Rape" also leads to much amusing, be it him accusing tito of being a womanising rapist or him claiming we here have raped him with our mockeries.
 
Judge Holden said:
Crazy Pacer said:
Not really a CWCism, but its funny to see Chris accuse someone of slander in one breath, and then in the next accuse them of being pedos.
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His interpretation of the word "Rape" also leads to much amusing, be it him accusing tito of being a womanising rapist or him claiming we here have raped him with our mockeries.
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How's about when he thought the rape in Cannibal Holocast was just guys and girls "having fun in the water"
 
"Emotionally happy"

... Chris, is there a happiness that isn't emotional?
 
Another for the "worst" category - VIrgin with Rage. I mean, firstly, admitting so readily that you're a virgin in your mid-twenties is not very clever. But to explain in the same breath that you also have anger management problems? Form an orderly queue, ladies.
 
His Tomgirl CWCisms are some of my favorites, like "sweet sashay walk" and "sexy hair and wink flirts". It cracks me up because I'm sure he pictures himself as some cute little anime girl with sparkles and flower petals floating around him, but really he's just thumping clumsily around the mall in a jean skirt, swaying his ample hips, twirling his greasy hair and staring at women so long that they finally look back. Chris is my favorite, and my most cringe-worthy when he acts girlish. Case in point the Ivy video, "We can walk about the maaaallll..." and "the café serves good foodies", or in the Jackie emails when he refers to his "lappie" and his "cellie". I'm not sure I can even think of an 80s cartoon where girls relate to each other that retardedly.

Also, I say "crash into slumber" quite frequently. It just seems fitting sometimes.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Another for the "worst" category - VIrgin with Rage. I mean, firstly, admitting so readily that you're a virgin in your mid-twenties is not very clever. But to explain in the same breath that you also have anger management problems? Form an orderly queue, ladies.
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I couldn't blame him, it IS real stupid for you to still be a virgin at that age. :twisted:
 
Favourite CWCism: "Da update". It's endearing. Can you possibly get any more '90s? The runner-up would be "adulterate" defined as "to cause someone to include elements not appropriate for minors in a previously child-friendly work".

Least favourite: "My mind is a blank", given that Chris uses it to mean "I don't like what you just said, but I have no rebuttal, so accept you're wrong and change the topic".

Most vocabulary-damaging: "Tomgirl". I sometimes forget it's not a real word. :stupid:
 
timtommy said:
TrippinKahlua said:
"Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor" was such a stupid thing for him to come up with. For someone wanting to lose his virginity so bad, he sure did seem so unsure about it even happening.
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I agree that "infinitely-high boyfriend factor" is the worst. I think it is because I am an academic in the social sciences, and we often come up with terms akin to that to refer precisely to an particular aspect of society or human behavior. The fact that he does the same thing, but it is so poorly thought out and nonsensical really bothers me.
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I'm actually going to say Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor is one of my favorites, for the exact same reason you dislike it. Both my best friend and I have degrees in it and when we'll use it in deadpan when we're just bullshitting around (he's gay, making it even more hilarious for me).

My favorite is going to have to go to 'comeuppance' though. China, TomTom etc at all pretty good too.

My least favorite is probably 'n***** noses', since there's not really any relevance or humor in it. It's just Chris at one of his most repugnant.
 
I think my two favorites will always be "Sweetheart from the ground up" and "boyfriend-free girl".
 
'Boyfriend-free girl' and 'Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor' are quintessential CWC-isms because they aren't just solipsistic neologisms (terms invented by Chris that are disconnected from other people's language). They are disconnected from reality itself, because they are products of Chris's being completely wrong about it (i.e. he got told by a bunch of women that they already had boyfriends and he believed every single one). They hint at the rabbit-hole that is Chris's insanity (e.g. the fact that he hates almost every single man on Earth for either being gay or having taken all the girls).
 
"Comeuppance" is pretty damn autistic, but also strangely appropriate because coming into contact with Chris' semen would be one of the worst punishments imaginable.
 
On a semi-related note, I got stoned the other night and apparently told everyone that "My wood badge was delicious!" repeatedly. The next day I was rather sheepish when questioned about it.

Never say that pot doesn't make you stupid. :oops:
 
I often find myself using the following terms:

Mass debating
Heart-sweet
Boyfriend free girl

I also experience difficulty listening to Backstreet Boys' hit: "I want it that way", often choosing to sing "So Need a Cute Girl" It has made working with that song in the background impossible.
 
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