CWC-isms, best and worst?

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To be honest, a lot of Chris' neologisms annoy me, but they also interest me. Is that weird? His tendency to use childish euphemisms, especially for genitalia and sex acts, really gets me. Its interesting because he seems to be really uncomfortable with "adult" terms and concepts, even when he's attempting to use them as an insult (i.e., "niggos"). I suspect it goes back to his almost puritanical morality, reinforced by everything from his church to his obsession with The American Rabbit, though he's sure inconsistent about how he applies it.
 
Pedofork sounds funny. Like it should be adopted into internet slang funny.

Tugboat always annoyed me, no idea why.
 
John Titor said:
Pedofork sounds funny. Like it should be adopted into internet slang funny.
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Indeed, my time travelling friend. :lol: For some reason, it calls to mind a mental image of Pedobear with a giant, cartoony fork. Because everything with Chris always goes back to cartoons, doesn't it?
 
My favorate by far is "Tugboat", just cause it seems to say "I'm spending other people's taxes and I couldn't give a fuck".

I refer to my JSA as my tugboat and no-one's ever questioned it. Maybe it's not such a bizarre euphemism after all.
 
"Monthly tugboat" is... odd. You'd have to fully understand the surrounding context just to know what the hell it means. If you were to tell someone not familiar with Christory, "my monthly tugboat comes in on the 1st", or "Grandma's lives on her monthly tugboat", it'd create some interesting mental images, along with a healthy dose of "what".
 
"Ballz-broken" is my favorite CWC-ism. I like how he sent it to Sony when he thought they cock blocked him, and he spelled "balls" with a Z. It's so hip and edgy and IN YO FACE!

My second CWC-ism is "slow-in-the-mind" , because a term already existed. That term is "slow". When a teacher or parent says "That boy is slow", nine times out of ten they're not talking about his physical condition. But since Chris can not understand context, he had to spell it out.
 
I always laugh at some of his one liners.

"I use my thinking brain to come up with stories"

Thinking brain...as opposed too?
 
I don't know why, but "tugboat" just amuses me immensely. It's somehow a totally fitting term for a stipend.

As far as the worst, "Goku-get-'em attitude." Just . . . rrrgggghhhhhh. Maybe it's the terrible wordplay, maybe its the animu shoe-horn, but goddamn I just feel my blood pressure rising whenever I see that fucking panel from Sonichu. Yes, I know it's stupid and unreasonable. It's a pet peeve.

But still . . . Goku-get-'em. Shit.

Sweet and Savoury said:
I always laugh at some of his one liners.

"I use my thinking brain to come up with stories"

Thinking brain...as opposed too?
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To be fair, I've heard this line uttered in primary teaching environments pretty often with my own kids.

"Now let's all use our thinking brains/hats/whatever and try to figure out how we can do . . ." Hell, I'm guilty of putting the "math hat" on my eldest daughter when she gets distracted during homework. It's a completely invisible piece of headwear that only Dad can control, and it makes you focus on pre-algebra instead of Phineas and Ferb.

So, if anything, I think this speaks more volumes about Chris's immaturity.
 
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Optimistic said:
His Tomgirl CWCisms are some of my favorites, like "sweet sashay walk" and "sexy hair and wink flirts".
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I was thinking about that the other day. Using wink flirts on some random girl. Winking has to be outdated as shit anyway, but then you have a fat-faced man in a denim skirt with poorly applied makeup winking at you and sashay walking away... As a female...what the hell would you think was happening in that moment? You certainly wouldn't think he was trying to seduce you.


Another one of my favorite quotes is when he says something similar to "Li'lBigBed- LittleBigPant community". You really don't get much more exceptional than that.
 
Chris refers to methods of flirting-- using a "wink flirt" or a "double-take flirt," etc.-- as if they're Pokémon attacks.
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
"Ballz-broken" is my favorite CWC-ism. I like how he sent it to Sony when he thought they cock blocked him, and he spelled "balls" with a Z. It's so hip and edgy and IN YO FACE!
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Ehm... I don't know if you're joking, but the man was busting mad rhymes in a fucking rap showdown days before - are you expecting him to type like some plebe? "Beep-boop-I-love-calculators-beep"? No, none of that nerd shit you jivin' turkey.
 
My favorite is heartsweet. Least are any having to do with bodily functions. My first CWCism used in conversation was "True and Honest", used to express my seriousness about a personal matter.
 
Ca Ira said:
Chris refers to methods of flirting-- using a "wink flirt" or a "double-take flirt," etc.-- as if they're Pokémon attacks.
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I really, really want to know what Chris thinks a "double-take flirt" is. I picture a scenario where he's in Walmart or wherever, sees a girl, turns away, and then dramatically turns back and stares her down with his dead fish eyes. He thinks this is cute. She thinks it's time to call security.
 
bungholio said:
Jerkheif seems so hard to pronounce.
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Heh, a beloved inner circle person is called Jerkheif, who we just called jerk-eef for awihle. But eventually we just truncated it to just "Jerk" after awhile.
 
My favorite is Sweetheart from the Ground-up

The hyphen causes bad imagery in my head
 
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