FB 5/28 CWC responds to a bully named Johan

[Relax Guy]

Muh "Sexual Prowess"
*plays with Lego*
Sat bare ass on the cake, what ya think about that?
Remember the time I... pieces of the medallion and shoved them up ma be-hind.

Nurse! He's finally blew his circuits, must be the bills causing him stress.
"my sexual prowess, especially since I was self taught"
The mind boggles.

 

[Casual Garbage]

If I was more talented with computer graphics, I'd photoshop him into a DJ at his console. Would fit in with the beat.

It's not the best, but it had to be done.

 

[kobebyarlant]

This is the music that plays when he goes around troll-slaying with his double deagles.

 

[Relax Guy]

He looks stoned out of his mind, maybe he consumed something from Barb's medicine cabinet?

 

[Count Olaf]

He looks stoned out of his mind, maybe he consumed something from Barb's medicine cabinet?

That's probably just the Oestrogel.

 

[Just a friend.]

This reminds me of the time Chris got trolled by the man in the pickle suite. I wonder if that lesbian couple are in on this too?

 

[Milktheturtle]

Classic Chris calling out someone for some bullshit while putting himself in a dumb situation.They set up Chris and I dont think It's the last time we hear about Johan.There's definitely somebody pulling the string

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

"and they liked the video that I sent them demonstrating my sexual prowess."

I can't wait!

 

[Lysistrata]

He looks stoned out of his mind, maybe he consumed something from Barb's medicine cabinet?

Nah, probs just plain old :autism: and loneliness.

 

[Milktheturtle]

This reminds me of the time Chris got trolled by the man in the pickle suite. I wonder if that lesbian couple are in on this too?

Is there really someone in their right mind who want to use Chris sperm.an autistic manchildren,when there is a shitload of people better than Chris?

 

[ZehnBoat]

This reminds me of the time Chris got trolled by the man in the pickle suite.

I tried to find a room full of pickle stuff to reply to this quote, but I failed

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

"Mo Autism
Mo Problem"
-Notorious M.E.G.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

This guy, was, an ex, GAY PORNSTAR! Yep! laid with another male *blubbery sex noises* (some stupid line I can't understand)

And, guess what? *confused ogre noise* aaanother big thing that's gonna take this g- is gonna take this... big- is gonna take this guy down a notch

So I guess Chris is still homophobic then? The fact that the revelation that this guy 'lay with another man' is something that'll allegedly 'take him down a notch' carries the tacit admission that Chris is still not down with da homos and thinks there's an obvious stigma attached to being one.

He can change his gender like turning on a light, but his backwards viewpoints clearly aren't going anywhere fast.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

If this becomes a saga can we call it, "You don't mess with the Johan."

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Something I've noticed is that since Chris "became a female" he ditched the hulk-up/claw-shown/book-hit and instead started to demonstrate his anger through a sassy, z-snappy "read" (probably picked up from male gays at Impulse, but processed by his autistic mind).

This makes me think that in the future we won't have "high levels of tard rage" videos, but instead some sort of "high levels of tard zazz" or something.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

That's probably just the Oestrogel.

Or the toxic fumes that is """"""""""""air"""""""""""" in Casa de Barbage y Stinky Winky

 

[ON 190]

I have to say, "Johan" is a great name for the anti-hero of the story seemingly unfolding.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

So I guess Chris is still homophobic then? The fact that the revelation that this guy 'lay with another man' is something that'll allegedly 'take him down a notch' carries the tacit admission that Chris is still not down with da homos and thinks there's an obvious stigma attached to being one.

He can change his gender like turning on a light, but his backwards viewpoints clearly aren't going anywhere fast.

He only claimed to not be homophobic after being pressured.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Shoot, and Crystal's conception was so close.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Shoot, and Crystal's conception was so close.

It's still close. Just a few videos demonstrating Chris sexual prowess and that lesbian couple will be both pregnant (exactly the way GodJesus intended).