The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AfghanBlue]

This isn't in the thread OP so I'm guessing many new onlookers haven't seen it yet. Samantha Bee's thankfully canceled Daily Show ripoff gave the Tranch a whole propaganda piece.

When it all goes up in flames MSM will go silent of course.

Edit: It makes me laugh so much at the 1:35 mark when one of the troons says this is the perfect place to start your transition. The delusion was so damn sky high with these bastards. They had no damn idea how hard it is to be a farmer and care for livestock.

wow, who ever could have imagined THIS set up would go to shit? (from a starting point of already being utter shit, lol)

luscious pasture
animals on varied diets

plenty of space for all!

seriously, its got the feeling of the kind of numbers you'd have at a huge multiple day festival.
Imagine the stress for the Alpac' of living like that full time? fuck

RIP lil buds.
The sheer scale of the genocide is evident in this footage. Just so, so many animals.

 

[blablabla]

whats up with trannies and fucking animal cruelty?

 

[Kulee Baba]

whats up with trannies and fucking animal cruelty?

In this case it is simply beyond denial that these dipshits can't take care of themselves. To expect them to take care of livestock was a recipe for disaster.

I said it earlier and I'll say it again Farm Life is hard and it requires a dedicated people to make it all work. I wouldn't trust these fruitcakes to do anything more than water a houseplant and they'd still probably fuck that up.

 

[behindyourightnow]

What if they aren't dead? I wouldn't put it past the lazy shitbags to just kidnap their favorite pacas and doggos and kitties and leave the rest behind for Boner to clean up after them.

Sadly I think this is the most likely outcome. These men are not the type to deal with their own messes. They likely just picked up and left mountains of trash and a bunch of starving half-dead livestock for someone else to deal with, rather than doing the responsible last-ditch thing and euthanizing the animals and Kevin.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

The unspoken promise and excuse of this movement is that once we purge the environment of transphobia, trans people will stop largely being incompetent. It's a good grift because any evidence to the contray just elicits more calls for ideological purges.

 

[SofondaCox]

whats up with trannies and fucking animal cruelty?

Psychopathy is adjacent to a lot of paraphilias. Tell me you can't see Penny playing with fire and wetting the bed.

 

[Happy Fish]

It's ok, AFAIK no tranny lolcow has ever done anything horrible to their elderly mother. Nope, definitely not a thing that has ever happened. Everything is going to be fine!

To be fair Chris was kind of groomed to be a shut-in mommas boy and not even most troons are sitting on that kind of psychological powder keg that Barb curated

 

[AfghanBlue]

Shit I’ll give them a dollar for the place. Sadly it’s probably not paid for and never will be. But yea- a dollar. With the wasteland that the lands become, the biohazard cesspit mass graves outside and the troon dilation biohazard inside, plus everything being coated in bacon and taco grease, I think I’m making a fair market offer. If they accept I’ll make it Josh’s LLC and do the cleanup myself. I’m sure to have plenty of help from the neighbors since I’m sure they will be more than happy the circus left town, and I’m not a total failure for work ethic. I think that would be a fitting epilogue to this whole sorry mess- me and a couple buddies with a backhoe and some sweat make it into the new home of 1776. And Earl can do border security for me in case they come back

yeah, the cleanup will be genuinely gruelling.
before we even get to the state of the land outside.

all the fucky wiring and building and..just everything,
but also the general grime in the house..whoever buys it better go in with absolutely no knowledge, because

I'm not joking when i say this, knowing what went on in there I'd rather live in a murder house.
least that shit only happened once.

adult baby fetish smelly troons dilating, would get me real superstitious about lingering energy and shit.

 

[Salty Squid]

F in the chat for Pepe the rape Vicuna.

 

[FunPosting101]

All this animal abuse stuff makes the Tranch situation horrible and comedic rather than just comedic.

To be fair Chris was kind of groomed to be a shut-in mommas boy and not even most troons are sitting on that kind of psychological powder keg that Barb curated

Plus, Chris (probably) has far more serious legitimate mental issues than the average troon.

 

[Vapewizard]

It's really funny that the tranch has basically been memoryholed after MSM intensely reported on it for a few days. I am guessing that lingering too much on it would have spurred people to look a bit deeper into this charade.

I wish I could know the legitimate reason why that one Ash coyote documentary never came out. I personally speculated it was shelved when the Kindness saga happened cause there's no way to cut around one of the founding members of the ranch running off with BPD pussy but maybe there was something else going on we never heard about.

 

[BallBuster II]

Does anyone have a ballpark estimate on how much these mongs have lost since they moved to this tranch? Like what were they paying a month in a mortgage, estimated monthly food bill/other bills, all the grift money they pissed away, vehicles, animal feed/care costs? Is it safe to assume they were spending close to $5000 a month and bringing in maybe %10 of those costs?

 

[AfghanBlue]

I wish I could know the legitimate reason why that one Ash coyote documentary never came out. I personally speculated it was shelved when the Kindness saga happened cause there's no way to cut around one of the founding members of the ranch running off with BPD pussy but maybe there was something else going on we never heard about.

I guess, because they fucked up and failed any and all business plans, instead of expanding, and so having a positive arc for the NoBallsGoebels propaganda documentary, it just started winding down into ever decreasing circles, as regards ...everything.

It would have ended up a documentary about people doing odd jobs, fucking badly.

and there wasn't even a real drama to go he other ay with, being as the Elusive Earl thing was 99.9% horse shit. so their only 'direction' was to be an optimistic, trooning onwards and upwards and outwards thing- which of course didn't happen ;

that, and the fact they could easily have fallen out.

God I'd love to see that footage.
It would be so depressing. everything on it would look terrible.

Look at what the tranch share, thinking its good. Awkwardly opening a plastic bag and shoving a goat.

Their animals getting head-butted by other animals, squeezed into an unacceptably small space.
Probably somewhere following hanging around on a cold windy tranch, with nothing to film for the few days it takes useless troons to bury 50 plus alpaca corpses, waiting for SOMETHING positive to tape..
maybe they taped a little of it thinking it could be a 'gritty realities of farming, tradgey to move past' thing..?

maybe they will have tentatively filmed a big blow-up argument, the troons relishing their Kardashian moment, no one will have known where the fuck they were going with this, with anything.

but basically, as it just got worse and worse and more clueless and less direction and only toxic events and crap achievements, like 'succeeding' in installing a death-deck, 2 hours worth of footage of smashing a wall with a hammer... and this is the Wholesomerino, life affirming shit?

a couple of the death pit style events, and the filmmaker will have gotten in their car and just driven off forever, to everyones relief.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Sadly I think this is the most likely outcome. These men are not the type to deal with their own messes. They likely just picked up and left mountains of trash and a bunch of starving half-dead livestock for someone else to deal with, rather than doing the responsible last-ditch thing and euthanizing the animals and Kevin.

"Tell me more about da Transformers, Mistress!"

*Penny, tearfully loading a shotgun*

"Oh yes Kathryn, all your favorite Autobots will be there! There's Bumblebee and Cheetor and Optimus Prime, and you'll all get to live together and play every day and nothing will ever hurt you.... Now turn around, honey..."

 

[FinnSven]

It's ok, AFAIK no tranny lolcow has ever done anything horrible to their elderly mother. Nope, definitely not a thing that has ever happened. Everything is going to be fine!

To be fair Chris was kind of groomed to be a shut-in mommas boy and not even most troons are sitting on that kind of psychological powder keg that Barb curated

I doubt penny would fuck his grandmother, even step grandmother, plus he probably can’t maintain an erection long enough.

BUT!

He does give off horrible cult leader vibes.
Though worse than usual, his vibes are tinged with an impotent anger born of failure.

I don’t see him setting out to abuse them, like I don’t think he cofounded the tranch with the intention of enslaving transmascs and starting a troon militia.

That sort of thing creeps in over time.

What there is risk of now is him expecting the parents to move out of their own accord, but as he realizes that is not going to happen, he starts making life incredibly hard for them, under a mental gymnastic delusion that he is doing what is best for everyone.

I doubt he will outright murder them, but there is also the possibilities of being able to use her to get prescriptions for estrogen and psych drugs, medical marijuana, tug boats, carer allowance, all sorts of ways people often exploit elderly relatives too far gone to care for themselves.

 

[oramge cat]

I can't be mad or disgusted by the entire Tranch saga like I usually am with these freaks. It's just depressing. Dozens hundreds of helpless animals died out of pure egotism. All I feel is pity.

FTFY

You used to be able to get compressed bricks of that shit for a couple hundred bucks.

He didn't do any of that, he's been in prison since 2010 for even worse shit, pimping out kids.

You can still get pounds of mediocre pot for a few hundred it's just not compacted into a brick because it doesn't have to be smuggled into the US in the tire of a semi truck.

Null should buy the tranch, turn into a memorial, charge visiting Kiwis admission, and sell beverages and snacks to offset hosting costs.

The neighbors are probably so sick of trannies now, they'll shoot any driving down the road, Null has free armed security for his registered agent.

Make it happen Null.

NGL living in the middle of nowhere and my only job being scanning mails and emailing the PDF every day sounds cool but being haunted by the ghosts of 100,000,000,000,000 dead alpacas is sort of where I draw the line. It would be like The Shining, yes I'm living for free and doing a very, very easy job but at what cost?

 

[Haint]

whats up with trannies and fucking animal cruelty?

Narcissitic personality. Caring for animals means putting their welfare above yours sometimes, narcissist's are incapable of caring for anything other than themselves. "A kind man feeds his horse before he feeds himself."

 

[FinnSven]

FTFY

You can still get pounds of mediocre pot for a few hundred it's just not compacted into a brick because it doesn't have to be smuggled into the US in the tire of a semi truck.

NGL living in the middle of nowhere and my only job being scanning mails and emailing the PDF every day sounds cool but being haunted by the ghosts of 100,000,000,000,000 dead alpacas is sort of where I draw the line. It would be like The Shining, yes I'm living for free and doing a very, very easy job but at what cost?

No beer and tv make oramge cat go crazy.

 

[RussianBlonde]

Forgive the indulgence but I was wondering about the Fate of the Alpaca and did a little Twitter search.

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Wow, a satisfied customer! Let’s take a look and see what they’re about.

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It’s a standard Kevin.

Brace yourselves, this is horrifying but it’s not what you think.

Spoiler

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Dear god...he eats like he looks

 

[AGPinochet]

Triangular Cock, Broken Ass and No Thread Wedge will still find a way to make the demise of the Tranch about Black Transmascs or whatever he is complaining about currently.