Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[BallBuster II]

Sobered up and making Bacon Dorito Nachos with Butter:

What a guy, I figured he would have the foresight to take down his drunken rage against the couch (it was lookin' real cute), but he just leaves it up.
Keep on rocking on, Cobes. Rock and Roll never dies.

EDIT: So, like. Why does he have a chess set? Our boy does not have the mental capacity to play chess nor does he have anyone to play chess with
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Look at how awkwardly he is chewing. His gums are just done, to where I will bet he has multiple loose teeth. He could put himself on a daily balls to the wall oral hygiene routine starting today and never reverse the damage he has done. He likely won't take this seriously until he starts losing teeth, at which point he has few options. No periodontist will even consider implants with gums in that condition. He has receding gums in the worst way which can't be reversed. He's at the point where his teeth can't be salvaged.

It will take a lot of appointments and thousands upon thousands of dollars to start fixing his mouth. Multiple deep scale cleanings (basically scraping dead/diseased gum tissue away) followed by actual gum tissue transplants. Dude is going to be toothless within a year. You would think Clint would have noticed this and tried to intervene in some way.

 

[Devious Dave]

I guess the worst case scenario for them is being immortalised on kiwi farms as a retarded ween. How they react to that will probably vary from individual to individual. I mean they’re just kids being stupid at this point. They’re not Isabelle Janke or anything so it wouldn’t really go anywhere.

Josh is like a performing chimp acting within the limits of his ever deteriorating mind. The whole thing is weirdly symbiotic.

A lot of the people on his subreddit that openly brag about fucking with him are adults, people into their late 20s or well into their 30s. They are dumb, and a lot of them don't even use burners; they use their main accounts because they like the karma.

These people sending unpaid-for deliveries are the ones that really need to be named and shamed on here. They are gonna get him banned from delivery services, which is really gonna fuck him over. If someone competent sat down with cobra, it probably wouldn't be hard to doxx them through the order.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if, after Cobra gets an unpaid delivery, he just starts reading off the person's name

 

[charlesdickens]

What else is there in Casper?

Read the video's comments from the TROLES, too.

 

[Ace of speds]

EDIT: So, like. Why does he have a chess set? Our boy does not have the mental capacity to play chess nor does he have anyone to play chess with
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He's had that for quite a while, it's very visible in some of his old videos from the old apartment, spergs can calculate maybe he's actually good at chess...or maybe he thought it looked Goth as fuck. (TBH, that chess set is quite nice looking...)

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Read the video's comments from the TROLES, too.

I love when the community gets together to spread the magic that is Josh Saunders to the normies. TWU

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

They wouldnt use protection and I don't want josh being allowed in the gene pool even at the shallow end, no kid deserves that and Clint's not got it in him to raise yet another Josh at this point.

THIS.

He hasn't talked about spreading his wisdom to his unborn son Jason in a while, but I really wouldn't put it past this dope to think that his next step in adulthood is to have a kid. TMDNWU.

 

[Devious Dave]

They wouldnt use protection and I don't want josh being allowed in the gene pool even at the shallow end, no kid deserves that and Clint's not got it in him to raise yet another Josh at this point.

This is kinda morbid but if he hooked up with a Downy he wouldn't have to use protection because they are infertile but I think that would make him a sicko

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This is kinda morbid but if he hooked up with a Downy he wouldn't have to use protection because they are infertile but I think that would make him a sicko

If cobra wanted a kid with a downy all he'd have to do is cast a fertility spell, dood. He used his magic to make KC win the super bowl he's the real deal.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

THIS.

He hasn't talked about spreading his wisdom to his unborn son Jason in a while, but I really wouldn't put it past this dope to think that his next step in adulthood is to have a kid. TMDNWU.

Cobra won't have a "vaginal turd" named Jason. He supports women's rights toobz.
His best shot at a goth gf was gothie, and even the gord saw that she was trouble. His behavior with Stephanie says it all, he treated her like a living sex doll. Even the most desperate nearing the wall types won't go near the trash fire that is cobra, if for anything more than they have questionable parenting skills and don't want to lose their welfare (think of warload ex's).

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Why does he have a chess set?

The boglim actually huff's cologne so he can see the pieces move when he lays back in the dog chair.

 

[HiveDull]

I wanna see Cobes go to a mosh pit.

There's no context to this. It's simply a thought that came to my mind while getting dog treats.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Potion_Time]

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Live, Laugh, Bog.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I wanna see Cobes go to a mosh pit.

There's no context to this. It's simply a thought that came to my mind while getting dog treats.

Depends on which band he moshs too. Dying Fetus, he'd get hurt badly. Ozzy, he'd be aight.

 

[D_Tractor]

redditor did a poodooshoop
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[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

redditor did a poodooshoop
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just so ya know, shift+s+winkey lets you drag a box around any pic you wanna share, then it's a simple Paste into a message.
the site still strips metadata right?

 

[Cunning Lettuce]

I wanna see Cobes go to a mosh pit.

There's no context to this. It's simply a thought that came to my mind while getting dog treats.

He'd lose a tooth and resort to casting spells on the trolls in the mosh pit.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He'd lose a tooth and resort to casting spells on the trolls in the mosh pit.

Judging by the state of his teeth, he'd probably lose all of them.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I would also like to know why Door Dash doesn't have ways to prevent deliveries. It seems an obvious feature to be able to set restrictions on your address. Like Josh could sign up and set his address to only allow paid for deliveries to prevent wasting everyone's time. Maybe I'm giving too much credit to nigger deliveries but why wouldn't that be possible? Same with fast food places. If it's not prepaid don't deliver to Josh at the Cobra cave. Saves everyone time and money for something easy to automate.

When the Mr. Green guy tried ordering Dominoes over the phone and he gave them Josh's address. He was swearing up and down it wasn't a prank and that he would pay over the phone.

On the other hand with doordash, It's ultimately not a waste of time for the company. All they see on their end is that someone ordered food, paid for it and the driver delivered it. They have no real incentive for having a feature that blocks addresses. Josh is basically dealing with a non-issue, receiving free food, that he's turned into an issue. Anyone else would shrug it off,

 

[Muze]

Chillin ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kryZkEt8428 TWU