Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[George Costanza™]

cool story, bro. good to know at least your family isn't retarded.


this is literally actually retarded (although the bandaid is cute and inconspicuous)

why not just tattoo every vaccine you've ever gotten on your body.

He gets paid zero dollars and zero cents to defend a non effective vaccine that requires others to take it for you to be protected. What’s the end game here man?

 

[Spud]

He gets paid zero dollars and zero cents to defend a non effective vaccine that requires others to take it for you to be protected. What’s the end game here man?

Gotta protect that ego, that's all it is

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Imagine being a big pharm simp for 2+ years and not even getting paid. The people who volunteered themselves and their kids for pfizer trials at least got a thank you letter

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

lol I wonder how those people are doing now. Almost been two years since their first clot shots, who knows if they're even still with us or not?

You anti-vax tards have been saying I'd be dead every month or years now. Instead of just admitting like a normal person that you don't know more about a vaccine than medical professionals because you read boomer Facebook memes and watch Tucker Carlson, you tards just keep doubling down.

It's cool you're a beta cuck who is petrified of a little jab, but stop trying to seethe and cope by spouting retarded nonsense like that. Although I do agree getting a tattoo with your vaccine is fucking retarded.

Imagine being a big pharm simp for 2+ years and not even getting paid. The people who volunteered themselves and their kids for pfizer trials at least got a thank you letter

Imagine coping so hard of your fear of a little jab that you spend 2+ years in this thread claiming you know more about medicine than medical professionals because you watch Tucker Carlson and then bragging about putting me on ignore because I point out that you're a 5'2 turbomanlet who is terrified of a little jab.

 

[Pissmaster]

Hulk is just angry because he's already on his fifth booster shot but yet still incapable of achieving an erection.

He is now on his 9th and is legally considered a trans woman.

 

[Butterschmalz]

At this point in time we're down to only the most absolutely retarded people on the planet still encouraging others to take the vax. Its been like 2 years now lmao

Dont take the vaxx but go and buy toilet paper in bulk! Why? Because its a respiratory illness.

 

[AgendaPoster]

You anti-vax tards have been saying I'd be dead every month or years now. Instead of just admitting like a normal person that you don't know more about a vaccine than medical professionals because you read boomer Facebook memes and watch Tucker Carlson, you tards just keep doubling down.

Anti-vaxx hysteria started with left leaning shitlib moms.
Before the Blompf election loss, multiple shitlib biomass moaned and seethed in the media that they would not trust a "Trump vaccine", and brought all sorts of doubts to the table, all of which is very well documented.
The moment Blompf lost his stupid election and that living-on-amphetamines fossil made it to the WH, things immediately got switched, because the US is a country of 90% retards - rightoids started to see chips and graphene and 5G and worms into the "clotshots", and shitlib biomass started to embrace the vax as an easy path to dunk on low IQ rightoid spergs that were now suddenly afraid that they will get genocided by evil globalists.
The people that made the vaccine into a culture war should be facing Nurnberg 1.5 trials. From rightoids like Alex Jones, to Colbert and all the other vax-dance promoting lunatic libtards.
Why 1.5?
Cause 2.0 is reserved for Putin and his regime once we get our hands on them.
We will reimpose normalcy on the planet and drag the spergs to it kicking&screaming.

 

[The Last Stand]

Anti-vaxx hysteria started with left leaning shitlib moms.
Before the Blompf election loss, multiple shitlib biomass moaned and seethed in the media that they would not trust a "Trump vaccine", and brought all sorts of doubts to the table, all of which is very well documented.
The moment Blompf lost his stupid election and that living-on-amphetamines fossil made it to the WH, things immediately got switched, because the US is a country of 90% retards - rightoids started to see chips and graphene and 5G and worms into the "clotshots", and shitlib biomass started to embrace the vax as an easy path to dunk on low IQ rightoid spergs that were now suddenly afraid that they will get genocided by evil globalists.
The people that made the vaccine into a culture war should be facing Nurnberg 1.5 trials. From rightoids like Alex Jones, to Colbert and all the other vax-dance promoting lunatic libtards.
Why 1.5?
Cause 2.0 is reserved for Putin and his regime once we get our hands on them.
We will reimpose normalcy on the planet and drag the spergs to it kicking&screaming.

What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Puff]

Anti-vaxx hysteria started with left leaning shitlib moms.
Before the Blompf

And this is where people with a brain stop reading.

shitlib

This was the red flag.

 

[Stardust]

This was the red flag.

No. The red flag was his daddy not wearing a condom.

 

[Spud]

We will reimpose normalcy on the planet and drag the spergs to it kicking&screaming.

Gypsies don't know what normalcy is unless their getting mugged or raped by someone

 

[LeChampion1992]

He gets paid zero dollars and zero cents to defend a non effective vaccine that requires others to take it for you to be protected. What’s the end game here man?

It's not about the ethacacy of vaccines or even if you think Covid 19 is as bad as they say. It's simply retards have made their lines in the sand and will autistically negrate or make you out to be a villian because you don't support the equivalent of a mandatory flu vaccine but you can't be accepted into society if you don't keep up to date with it.

Gotta protect that ego, that's all it is

That's all it is about. Most of the people who still whine on about me not getting a Covid vaccine are doing so because they took the bobchipman outlook on life which is Side A ie my side is always good and Side B your side is always bad.

 

[AgendaPoster]

And this is where people with a brain stop reading.

This was the red flag.

I sincerely apologize for offending you xir

 

[Haint]

Got the vaccine. Still not dead yet. I dont know vaxbros, Im I doing something wrong? I am disappoint.

 

[Mr. Donuts]

Got the vaccine. Still not dead yet. I dont know vaxbros, Im I doing something wrong? I am disappoint.

are you vaxx maxxed?

 

[Haint]

are you vaxx maxxed?

I collect vaccines like pokemon. I am the Bill Gates/ Soros nanobot vaccine cootie shedding super spreader super soldier

 

[Mr. Donuts]

I collect vaccines like pokemon. I am the Bill Gates/ Soros nanobot vaccine cootie shedding super spreader super soldier

2 shekels have been deposited into your WEF bank account.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I collect vaccines like pokemon. I am the Bill Gates/ Soros nanobot vaccine cootie shedding super spreader super soldier

2 shekels have been deposited into your WEF bank account.

We will have so much vaxxing if I get elected, that you may get bored with vaxxing.
We are going to start vaxxing big league on trade, militarily. We’re going to build up our vaxxitary. We’re going to have such a strong vaxxitary that nobody, nobody is going to mess with us. We’re not going to have to use it.

 

[David Brown]

Null should introduce new stickers just for this thread: booster shot needles and ivermectin tablets. That way hospital janitors and pro bono pharma shills like @Hollywood Hulk Hogan can forcibly vaccinate people in the thread to protect himself from a virus with a 99% survival rate and the brave boomerwaffen anti-Christ haters can force libtards in the thread to be transformed into a horse. If you accumulate enough jab stickers on your post, a heart monitor flatline sound plays and if you accumulate enough ivermectin stickers on your post, a screaming horse noise plays.

 

[Mr Bunny]

I'm hung like a horse does that count?