The Ralphaudit - Trashfire Finances: Ethan Ralph was bragging about the leaks proving he's rich, so let's make a thread about it.

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yeah but, where'd all the money go?

Lots of things, but there only appears to be one sportsbook on here - he Harry posts about Ethan's finances stated that he would gamble a lot of money away...

There are likely other apps, and crucially, other email accounts noone was aware of.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

This fat faggot should be buying a fucking house in california with the revenue that he has, but he apparently could only afford a bog in the middle of fucking nowhere.

 

[User names must be unique]

This fat faggot should be buying a fucking house in california with the revenue that he has, but he apparently could only afford a bog in the middle of fucking nowhere.

In absolute fairness I'd rather live in the bog. But it doesn't matter he bought the land to flex that he's a property owner, why would he invest when he thinks he's going to die soon and is determined to fulfil that prophecy with all the Xanax and mezcal Mexico has to offer.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Counterpoint: Where's the Money?

Pantsu has the most knowledge and she seems to be curious as to where all the money is.

counter-counter point. pantsu is a huge retard who has the least knowledge because ralph keeps her in the dark as to their financials and she is too retarded to check into it herself.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

This fat faggot should be buying a fucking house in california with the revenue that he has, but he apparently could only afford a bog in the middle of fucking nowhere.

He was given the bog by his daddy, he couldn't even afford that himself.

 

[purpleflurp]

Cheap Mexican prostitutes, booze, benzos, fruitless trips on a whim, losing/replacing stuff damaged due to rage pigging, other vices, hopping AirBnbs, refusing the full lease...

The list goes on.

Flying to different parts of the world to meet people of different cultures and get his ass beaten by them

 

[PaladinBoo]

Damn, he really is becoming just like Lowtax. Not only is he spending all of his wealth on drugs, alcohol and hookers, sticking his dick in crazy, has a fuck ton of debt and child support payments but also he can't maintain his wealth to save his life. At this point I would not be surprised if he meets the same end as Lowtax.

 

[FagAlaska]

Damn, he really is becoming just like Lowtax. Not only is he spending all of his wealth on drugs, alcohol and hookers, sticking his dick in crazy, has a fuck ton of debt and child support payments but also he can't maintain his wealth to save his life. At this point I would not be surprised if he meets the same end as Lowtax.

>wealth. Ralph is a nigger rich wigger, he's never been near wealth in his life. That said the implication he can't save it is off. He chooses to burn it. out of spite. He also can't have a gun so no lowtax route.

 

[Rigger Nich]

I take Ralph’s income with a grain of salt. Britney of Politically Provoked changed “test” to a person’s name and donated herself 6 million dollars on air to own Beardson. Ralph needs constant head pats during his shows and often types just before getting a dono more than 3 dollars to confirm something he’s said. The drunker and more drugged out he gets, the less donation alerts he gets because he’s less capable of typing coherently. I believe he makes plenty of money tho and does live a nigger rich lifestyle that prevents him from having anything of value.

 

[BoomerPrime]

This fat faggot should be buying a fucking house in california with the revenue that he has, but he apparently could only afford a bog in the middle of fucking nowhere.

The San Andreas fault cannot handle the Gunt lumbering along it.

He was given the bog by his daddy, he couldn't even afford that himself.

He sold the bog his daddy gave him. Sad.

 

[AltisticRight]

I take Ralph’s income with a grain of salt. Britney of Politically Provoked changed “test” to a person’s name and donated herself 6 million dollars on air to own Beardson. Ralph needs constant head pats during his shows and often types just before getting a dono more than 3 dollars to confirm something he’s said. The drunker and more drugged out he gets, the less donation alerts he gets because he’s less capable of typing coherently. I believe he makes plenty of money tho and does live a nigger rich lifestyle that prevents him from having anything of value.

Such a donation will go through the "test" as a platform which we have never seen until now. All of Ethan Ralph's donations went through stripe with maybe a few through PayPal. There is no test donation with a legitimate looking message aside from the first couple which totalled to just $53.

There is simply no evidence to suggest he's faking donations, he gambles, go on trips on a whim and pays at least $1500 a month on rent/truck. He makes good money but blows it all on his vices.

I'll update the OP tomorrow to include the test donations and how they were placed.

 

[Rigger Nich]

Such a donation will go through the "test" as a platform which we have never seen until now. All of Ethan Ralph's donations went through stripe with maybe a few through PayPal. There is no test donation with a legitimate looking message aside from the first couple which totalled to just $53.

There is simply no evidence to suggest he's faking donations, he gambles, go on trips on a whim and pays at least $1500 a month on rent/truck. He makes good money but blows it all on his vices.

I'll update the OP tomorrow to include the test donations and how they were placed.

Ahh, I see . Thanks!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Lots of things, but there only appears to be one sportsbook on here - he Harry posts about Ethan's finances stated that he would gamble a lot of money away...

There are likely other apps, and crucially, other email accounts noone was aware of.

He’s used at least 4 sport books apps but we’ve only seen one.

I think one thing ppl over look is the sheer cost of drug and booze addiction. The alcohol dependence is doable money wise but it makes you so incredibly stupid shit. Ralph also has multiple drug addictions. You can blow whatever amount of income you make on drugs, ask any rock star or celebrity. Ralph is nowhere near rockstar money, just Wal-Mart manager money so it’s easy to see why he’s nearlg, broke with lots of debt and no assets, in Mexico,

 

[JewBacca]

I don't think Ralph understands how well off he has it, when it comes to Faith. She is either very nice and not wanting to harm Ralph, or incredibly stupid, to not know the power she now holds.

All she has to do to completely fuck Ralph into the dirt is request a payment adjustment. Making him actually file a financial statement, would immediately quadruple his payments, and would more than likely require him to cover medical insurance expenses.

His doxed financials currently cannot be admitted into evidence, due to how they were obtained. They could be admitted to refute sworn testimony if he was stupid enough to try and lie on his financial statement to the court.

Instead of calling her a fatassed whore, with a loose pussy, he should be kissing the ground she walks on.

 

[Muad'Dick]

Such a donation will go through the "test" as a platform which we have never seen until now. All of Ethan Ralph's donations went through stripe with maybe a few through PayPal. There is no test donation with a legitimate looking message aside from the first couple which totalled to just $53.

There is simply no evidence to suggest he's faking donations, he gambles, go on trips on a whim and pays at least $1500 a month on rent/truck. He makes good money but blows it all on his vices.

I'll update the OP tomorrow to include the test donations and how they were placed.

I've never understood the rush to accuse people of having fake donations. It never ceases to amaze me how many retards there are out there that will throw money at other retards in front of a camera. Even the likes of Cog make regular money. Fucking Cog of all people.

I can see fake donations working in principle, but you don't need to go to the effort. If you give a dent the opportunity to see their name in lights and be validated by some internet micro-celeb; they'll do it with very little prompting. I'd say these stupid niggers that give money to the likes of Ralph are even more hooked into a parasocial relationship than the hopeless coomers that give money to vtubers.

Death to paypigs, inshallah.

 

[TypicalJuly2022Acct]

His income makes his situation hilarious. Imagine clearing that much income each month to only realize that it's already spent on debts.

It's a far crueler form of poverty. The man with little income can always end up with more and can at least be respected for making due. Someone in Ralph's situation has to continuously outrun a tsunami of debt that's ready to crush him the moment that income that he can't keep slows. And it eventually will.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

What I find interesting is, on powerchat at least, his income went up significantly when metokur made a regular thing of shitting on Ralph, and his further spiral into dipshittery made it go up a lot. Okay, he got good money from the Odysee thing, but I wonder how much of that was Odysee people finally moving over to see him, and how much was ahogs coming from Daddy Gym's anime dungeon.

Admit it, which of you has been donating?

 

[Berrakh]

These revelations, and the defense of them, say so much. Mostly about the high cost of permanent adolescence.

Any sincere Christian would see his situation as the wage of living sinfully. But not the sheep on Cozy apparently .

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Functioning liver, comfy air conditioned room, a mug of coffee that's not latte which I made myself, in my own home, from a good chair that doesn't squeak with light rain outside creating calm splashing sounds. I'll take my quality 3 hours of fun making this thread over drunkenly seething for 10 hours and having a livechat of anons mock my every move and noise, ready to screenshot my idiotic behaviour while making jokes at the expense of my entire lineage.

Ralph may make tons more money than me but at least I made my own coffee

 

[Pentamidine]

Remember how hard he fought against making a financial declaration to the court? I thought it was because he didn't make a lot of money and wanted to hide it. Now I think it's because he DOES make a lot of money and wants to hide it from the IRS because he doesn't file taxes.