The Ralphaudit - Trashfire Finances: Ethan Ralph was bragging about the leaks proving he's rich, so let's make a thread about it.

[Mr E. Grifter]

Remember how hard he fought against making a financial declaration to the court? I thought it was because he didn't make a lot of money and wanted to hide it. Now I think it's because he DOES make a lot of money and wants to hide it from the IRS because he doesn't file taxes.

I came he to post exactly this, it's funny because recently on stream he said "I want those motherfuckers to know how much I earn" - which doesn't sound too unbelievable, if not for the fact he had, as you said, fought the legal system to keep all those details on the DL.

It didn't make too much sense either, Ralph could of avoided the possibility of these finances being exposed by just paying the top rate (which he is pretty close to paying $800pm regardless), yet he fucking held out to save a tiny tiny portion of what he earns anyway. Odd thing to risk it all over.

Additionally, Ralph definitely pays some taxes, I remember he self reported as earning $70pa a little while back. Perhaps for family court, or something similar. That being the case, he will certainly be paying the taxes on those.

So I think I agree, Ralph hasn't been paying his taxes correctly. The question therefore is, if the IRS take a look at his previous earnings how much will he be on the hook for? Is this a recent uptick in earnings, or has this been ongoing for years?

Ralph said to Meigh he earned a half a million since 2018 recently, question though - before or after tax? Before tax, then perhaps he's just not fully declare the last year or so, after... Well, I imagine this could really fuck him up.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Death and taxes...

Both faster than Ralph

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He sold the bog his daddy gave him. Sad.

Is there any evidence of that besides the claim of one person on KF who doesn't understand what a tax assessment is?

 

[Telemeter]

I came he to post exactly this, it's funny because recently on stream he said "I want those motherfuckers to know how much I earn" - which doesn't sound too unbelievable, if not for the fact he had, as you said, fought the legal system to keep all those details on the DL.

It didn't make too much sense either, Ralph could of avoided the possibility of these finances being exposed by just paying the top rate (which he is pretty close to paying $800pm regardless), yet he fucking held out to save a tiny tiny portion of what he earns anyway. Odd thing to risk it all over.

Additionally, Ralph definitely pays some taxes, I remember he self reported as earning $70pa a little while back. Perhaps for family court, or something similar. That being the case, he will certainly be paying the taxes on those.

So I think I agree, Ralph hasn't been paying his taxes correctly. The question therefore is, if the IRS take a look at his previous earnings how much will he be on the hook for? Is this a recent uptick in earnings, or has this been ongoing for years?

Ralph said to Meigh he earned a half a million since 2018 recently, question though - before or after tax? Before tax, then perhaps he's just not fully declare the last year or so, after... Well, I imagine this could really fuck him up.

Ralph is a money mule for AF. He doesn't actually make that much, most of it is just getting funneled back to Nick Fuentes, that's why he keeps him around.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You can have a lot of money coming in and still be broke. That’s what Ralph’s bragging about. He expects everyone to be impressed that he’s pissed away a fairly decent income on degeneracy.

 

[JCDenthog]

The idea that Ralph has this much money yet chooses to live a nigger lifestyle is much more funny to me than if he was just a broke bitch

 

[Telemeter]

The idea that Ralph has this much money yet chooses to live a nigger lifestyle is much more funny to me than if he was just a broke bitch

Not his money, he is a money mule for AF's money laundering. He is the perfect patsy for it, felon, convicted sex offender, nigger rich attitude, no one would look beyond him if he gets caught.

 

[JCDenthog]

Not his money, he is a money mule for AF's money laundering. He is the perfect patsy for it, felon, convicted sex offender, nigger rich attitude, no one would look beyond him if he gets caught.

That'd be even funnier if that's the truth

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I shared this in the Pat Tomlinson(fat faggot with bitch tits) thread but it’s also relevant here: transcripts of another trashy, abusive parent/lolcow’s meeting with the bankruptcy trustee after she niggered her way to multiple lawsuits (stiffed landlords, stiffed contractors, stiffed creditors) and IRS’d into financial chaos. Like Ralph, this mommy blogger thought she was slick too. The trustee busting her for trying to conceal assets — then informing her they’re his now and he’d be selling them to repay her debts — was chef’s kiss.



The forensic accountant who put together all the evidence against her online would have a field day with Ralph’s travails.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This fat faggot should be buying a fucking house in california with the revenue that he has, but he apparently could only afford a bog in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Ralph isn't smart and he has no care for the future. He should be putting a good bit of that money into investments and stuff that will help him and especially his kids when they get older, but Ralph gives no fucks about stuff like that, that's why he just pisses it up the wall and blows it on gambling and European holidays.
Getting money doesn't seem to be a problem, he still has diehard fans who see themselves in the Gunt and like he said

His problem is he's a fucking insane person so he wastes it.
If Ralph was making $400K a year he would be in the same position as if he was making $30K, just with less bets and vacations.

 

[CECA Loather]

Ralph is a money mule for AF. He doesn't actually make that much, most of it is just getting funneled back to Nick Fuentes, that's why he keeps him around.

That might explain why he allegedly is earning even more when the Killstream was pulling thousands of live viewers at its prime. Ralph claims to have earned 50 grand worth of superchats then.

Now? He earns twice as much in a year supposedly despite a flagging viewership (pun intended). Any accountant or auditor looking at this would have raised eyebrows.

I always wondered why Ralph did not declare Fuentes and Dick Masterson as mortal enemies even though both of them have snubbed Ralph many times.

Fuentes ordered his minions to laugh at Ralph, leaks showed Fuentes figuring out how to get rid of Ralph didn't send Ralph hollering with rage.

Masterson refusing to be Ralph's best man, conveniently breaking his ankle, claiming he had to call off a visit because of a missed flight didn't send Ralph yelling that Masterson has no "loyalteh".

It could be because Ralph needs both AF and Masterson to get paid by laundering money for them.

 

[Telemeter]

That might explain why he allegedly is earning even more when the Killstream was pulling thousands of live viewers at its prime. Ralph claims to have earned 50 grand worth of superchats then.

Now? He earns twice as much in a year supposedly despite a flagging viewership (pun intended). Any accountant looking at this would have raised eyebrows.

I always wondered why Ralph did not declare Fuentes and Dick Masterson as mortal enemies even though both of them have snubbed Ralph many times.

Fuentes ordered his minions to laugh at Ralph, leaks showed Fuentes figuring out how to get rid of Ralph didn't send Ralph hollering with rage.

Masterson refusing to be Ralph's best man, conveniently breaking his ankle, claiming he had to call off a visit because of a missed flight didn't send Ralph yelling that Masterson has no "loyalteh".

It could be because Ralph needs both AF and Masterson because he needs to get paid by laundering money for them.

It didn't occur to me, but yeah, he could also be a money mule for Masterson as well. We know he runs other businesses outside the podcast, and he's always talking about taxes, its about the only thing he seems to have a consistent stance on that is not just the contrarian take.

Of course Ralph would agree to be a money mule, he's as financially illiterate as he is tech illiterate. For him it's basically hands off, just open an account, share the password, get the tips, declare whatever we tell you on the taxes (one less thing to think about) and take whatever is left in there, which is about twice as much as you would get with your dead career in a dead website with obvious bots that have zero engagement with whatever is on screen. Ralph doesn't even need to know what's being done, just take the money and leave the thinking to daddy.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph doesn't even need to know what's being done, just take the money and leave the thinking to daddy

And he’d still fuck that up, guaranteed.

 

[break these cuffs]

That might explain why he allegedly is earning even more when the Killstream was pulling thousands of live viewers at its prime. Ralph claims to have earned 50 grand worth of superchats then.

Now? He earns twice as much in a year supposedly despite a flagging viewership (pun intended). Any accountant or auditor looking at this would have raised eyebrows.

I always wondered why Ralph did not declare Fuentes and Dick Masterson as mortal enemies even though both of them have snubbed Ralph many times.

Fuentes ordered his minions to laugh at Ralph, leaks showed Fuentes figuring out how to get rid of Ralph didn't send Ralph hollering with rage.

Masterson refusing to be Ralph's best man, conveniently breaking his ankle, claiming he had to call off a visit because of a missed flight didn't send Ralph yelling that Masterson has no "loyalteh".

It could be because Ralph needs both AF and Masterson to get paid by laundering money for them.

All this cope about how Ralph couldn't have enough paypigs from a literal former paypig. All the reasons why it's plausible have already been gone over. Do we know for sure? No, but you can look at plenty of small time streamers, including our own DSP, and see the money isn't outrageous. None of them even have a 'political movement' full of gullible retards who think giving a streamer money will own their bullies to grift off of.

How the fuck would Gunt pull off this conspiracy and never fuck up? He read a credit card number on stream. He gave out his universal password on stream. He can't help but sperg out at the drop of a hat. The motherfucker can't even keep the God damn lights on.

 

[True Gunt Radio]

FIVE STAR DEBT

 

[Telemeter]

All this cope about how Ralph couldn't have enough paypigs from a literal former paypig. All the reasons why it's plausible have already been gone over. Do we know for sure? No, but you can look at plenty of small time streamers, including our own DSP, and see the money isn't outrageous. None of them even have a 'political movement' full of gullible retards who think giving a streamer money will own their bullies to grift off of.

How the fuck would Gunt pull off this conspiracy and never fuck up? He read a credit card number on stream. He gave out his universal password on stream. He can't help but sperg out at the drop of a hat. The motherfucker can't even keep the God damn lights on.

DSP legit has like 3 times more engagement than Ralph's chat does even he has lower viewer numbers than Ralph supposedly does, and it's well documented that DSP makes about 120k.

Ralph is a money mule for Dick and/or AF. He probably sees about 60k out of what the logs say.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

Great OP, @AltisticRight, it's great to have all of this info compiled. You occasionally see posts about Fuentes breaking with Ralph, and the reasons he might or might not, and as I was reading the OP, I was thinking about that.

Unlike most other video sharing sites out there, Cozy doesn't have advertising or an equivalent built-in monetization scheme. All of the "creators" on the site--Nick Fuentes included--are paid via donations like Ralph is. This means that site visitors watching shows don't increase the revenues of the site, but they definitely add to the costs. The costs of running Cozy scales up with every stream on the platform eating up more bandwidth. The revenues to offset these costs don't necessarily scale that way because they are donations.

Where am I going with this? Well, these donations are coming from the sites' most loyal visitors, which is a finite/capped number (IE how much they have available to give). Essentially, for streamers on Cozy, this amounts to a zero sum game. A dollar donated to Ethan Ralph or Baked Alaska is a dollar that won't/can't go to Nick Fuentes. The only model that would really work under this system is to constantly bring on new streamers with different audiences and ruthlessly cutting the dead weight that soaks up donations that would otherwise go elsewhere (to you).

Eventually, I think that the economics of this are going to dawn on Fuentes and it will be a dark day in casa verde.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Great OP, @AltisticRight, it's great to have all of this info compiled. You occasionally see posts about Fuentes breaking with Ralph, and the reasons he might or might not, and as I was reading the OP, I was thinking about that.

Unlike most other video sharing sites out there, Cozy doesn't have advertising or an equivalent built-in monetization scheme. All of the "creators" on the site--Nick Fuentes included--are paid via donations like Ralph is. This means that site visitors watching shows don't increase the revenues of the site, but they definitely add to the costs. The costs of running Cozy scales up with every stream on the platform eating up more bandwidth. The revenues to offset these costs don't necessarily scale that way because they are donations.

Where am I going with this? Well, these donations are coming from the sites' most loyal visitors, which is a finite/capped number (IE how much they have available to give). Essentially, for streamers on Cozy, this amounts to a zero sum game. A dollar donated to Ethan Ralph or Baked Alaska is a dollar that won't/can't go to Nick Fuentes. The only model that would really work under this system is to constantly bring on new streamers with different audiences and ruthlessly cutting the dead weight that soaks up donations that would otherwise go elsewhere (to you).

Eventually, I think that the economics of this are going to dawn on Fuentes and it will be a dark day in casa verde.

Does Nick not get a cut of the Power Chat money?

Its not all that surprising, YouTube was losing money for years, almost a decade I think, after Google bought it. Hence, the "apocalypse" and the changing means of monetisation. It was Google trying to make it so the site could be sustainable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Eventually, I think that the economics of this are going to dawn on Fuentes and it will be a dark day in casa verde.

Maybe, but sounds optimistic. Is it possible Nick thinks Ralph’s degeneracy distracts from his own drama (like being busted lying about his cash seizure by the feds)?

This is the same Nick who’s happy for one of his network’s flagship shows to feature nonstop drug abuse, live-streamed fingerbanging, etc. He doesn’t have a bit of shame, but he definitely has a lot of greed.