Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I don't care if people want to send him money but sending him alcohol is fucked I know he would just spend that money on alcohol anyways but I'm not against him making money
Sending Josh money is sending him booze.

Big thunk moment here. Is Josh an alcoholic because he thinks he's owning the trolls? Reading this page made that click in my head. Is Josh drinking because trolls keep sending him booze and he won't back down? Or they keep calling him a drunk so he wants to prove them wrong by drinking any time he feels like it? It would explain a lot if he thought his drinking was counter trolling
 
Sending Josh money is sending him booze.

Big thunk moment here. Is Josh an alcoholic because he thinks he's owning the trolls? Reading this page made that click in my head. Is Josh drinking because trolls keep sending him booze and he won't back down? Or they keep calling him a drunk so he wants to prove them wrong by drinking any time he feels like it? It would explain a lot if he thought his drinking was counter trolling
He's an alcoholic. When you get to the point of grabbing a beer first thing when you wake up, that's a pretty clear cut sign.
 
Why hasn’t Josh other than him being regarded, why hasn’t he done what Perry Cav does and have a sign or yell outside “if it’s paid for leave it if it isn’t no thanks” that would take some of the trolling away. Hell even a sign that says if it’s paid for leave it at the door. Take the wind out of the trolls sails. We know they all live to see him open the door bring in the item and shit talk it or fake laugh.
 
Why hasn’t Josh other than him being regarded, why hasn’t he done what Perry Cav does and have a sign or yell outside “if it’s paid for leave it if it isn’t no thanks” that would take some of the trolling away. Hell even a sign that says if it’s paid for leave it at the door. Take the wind out of the trolls sails. We know they all live to see him open the door bring in the item and shit talk it or fake laugh.
Does Josh still have the coordination to write?
 
Why hasn’t Josh other than him being regarded, why hasn’t he done what Perry Cav does and have a sign or yell outside “if it’s paid for leave it if it isn’t no thanks” that would take some of the trolling away. Hell even a sign that says if it’s paid for leave it at the door. Take the wind out of the trolls sails. We know they all live to see him open the door bring in the item and shit talk it or fake laugh.
He thought of that.

It would probably get stolen and he wants his pizzas hot not 16 hours old.
 
Is he doing that? I thought he drank what he had and didn't buy any til later in the day then drink it streaming.
He's admitted to it. I know other people gave have mentioned hearing him say it in streams too. Unfortunately, I can't give you a clip of him saying he does it, but I know he's admitted to it before.

He's also terrified of making his neighbors mad because deep down he understands why he got kicked out of the first bog den

What you talkin' bout, Willis? Everyone loved the Cobe meister, remember that sweet cigarette ashtray he got the tenants of the building?
 
I hope he does offer them to his neighbors, lol.
God that would be a trip of a stream. "So my dad says I have to use better judgement and I can't just go around handing women I don't know feminine products and I think he kind of has a point. But fuck the trolls, doodt. I could tell those of age ladies were getting a whiff of my tactical soap."
 
If he was smart or had money or wasn't busy drinking himself to death he should keep lunch meat or grilled chicken in the fridge so the next time he gets a veggie sandwich or fire sauce submarine he can "food hack" it and own the trolls miserable lives.


I'm sure he has plenty of horrendous shit to throw on an empty taco shell or submarine sandwich. He's just lazy as piss.
 
I'm late as hell to the KingCobra party, but I've been watching him in earnest for the past few weeks and especially while I've been sick the last few days. Gotta say, he's got something special. Mainly that he's able to sit here and stream with 0 interaction and 0 plan to 500+ people for hours. Absolute madman to disable his chat (or sit so far away from it that he couldn't read it anyway.) Chantal and co. could never.

Honestly, 10/10. And did I hear him right when he said he'd let Elton John fuck him in the ass? Or was that a fever-induced hallucination?
 
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