Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

[GV 998]

I don't like to make new threads for each purchase, but 6 things showing up at once in his history got to me.

This is just the sellers that left feedback only after he paid. There might be others who are waiting until he leaves feedback (that will take a while) to leave feedback themselves. These purchases were all made around 9:30pm on the night of the 31st.

This is *after* the previous item , which was $100 on a single Transformer purchase: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...mers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/

In order, we've got
Protectobot Groove, $40
http://www.ebay.com/itm/HASBRO-TRAN...ELUXE-PROTECTOBOT-GROOVE-FIGURE-/162053490302

Sky Lynx / Sky Reign, $35
http://www.ebay.com/itm/TRANSFORMER...ger-Class-Generations-Sky-Reign-/252286785549

Wheeljack, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Generations-Combiner-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Wheeljack-/322087840953

Hound, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...Wars-Deluxe-Class-Autobot-Hound-/322087841429

Smokescreen, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...r-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Smokescreen-/322087841951

Trailbreaker, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Trailbreaker-/222099002707

fucking hell. Why do you need so many, Chris? And why all at once? Chris is quite literally, what you get if you are stupid enough to give a credit card to a child. Impulse buys on toys and video games,instant gratification, and damn the consequences!

 

[anusaurus]

Is Chris too stupid to hide his ebay purchases or he just does not care?

Every time someone asks this about Chris and computers, I want to remind them that he thought he could use HTML to protect his ED page from being edited further.

 

[Lipitor]

Cue in a Chris rant defending the practice of adults playing with children's toys.

 

[Tonberry]

fucking hell. Why do you need so many, Chris? And why all at once?

He probably keeps going through the "You May Also Like" section of each one and picking as many toys as he can until the banana money runs out. You said it yourself, they're just impulse buys. He probably knows, deep down, that they're just going to gather dust in his filthy clusterfuck of a room as soon as they arrive, but buying them gives him instant gratification so he couldn't care less. I mean, why should he? He got that money by doing absolutely nothing in the first place, he can get more just as easily.

 

[Trilby]

He bought a DVD boxset of fucking Love Hina and another dakimakura to go with it.

My sides.

I'm still amused at the John Waters film he had to get. I would think "Hairspray" would be up his alley if he saw himself as Tracy Turnblad.

Just wait till Chris finds out that Nintendo is going to change Pikachu's name.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/5/31/11818254/pikachu-protest-hong-kong-pokemon

Watch Fatty try to declare solidarity with them over the Blue Armed Monstrosity. Or more likely, declaring that their butthurt is in solidarity with him and his blarmy crusade.

Either way, it's a fun ride to be on!

Other than the obvious (Divine), I do not completely understand why he would buy this. It is so dramatically different than his usual intake of media, namely anime and shit cartoons. Just seems like he bought this without researching it because he read somewhere that it features a strong drag queen in the lead roll.

On a more hilarious level, I can see Chris wanting to become The Filthiest Person Alive.

Either way I want to know his reaction to the chicken scene and the dog shit scene.

I'd love that, especially the dog shit!

He probably keeps going through the "You May Also Like" section of each one and picking as many toys as he can until the banana money runs out. You said it yourself, they're just impulse buys. He probably knows, deep down, that they're just going to gather dust in his filthy clusterfuck of a room as soon as they arrive, but buying them gives him instant gratification so he couldn't care less. I mean, why should he? He got that money by doing absolutely nothing in the first place, he can get more just as easily.

Probably wants to add in some SAV's and Punislavs into his CWCville world.

 

[Karen Riley]

I can't remember, is it the first of each month that Chris receives his tugboat or is it the week before that every month?

I just find it interesting that he indulged so heavily on toys if he wasn't even paid today. To me that suggests that he received quite a lot of money in donations. I can't rule out a quick spike in weens donating to Chris who wouldn't have before he added a Youtube donation button so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if these Transformers he bought were all with donation money.

Then again it's more likely he just bought these with tugboat money. It's not like Chris has had a great track record with doing anything to hold onto it.

 

[Marvin]

fucking hell. Why do you need so many, Chris? And why all at once? Chris is quite literally, what you get if you are stupid enough to give a credit card to a child. Impulse buys on toys and video games,instant gratification, and damn the consequences!

What you need to realize is that there aren't any consequences. It's not like he's going to lose the tugboat. It's not like he's missing payments on bills.

Chris gets to spend money on tons of bullshit every month with no consequences.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I don't like to make new threads for each purchase, but 6 things showing up at once in his history got to me.

This is just the sellers that left feedback only after he paid. There might be others who are waiting until he leaves feedback (that will take a while) to leave feedback themselves. These purchases were all made around 9:30pm on the night of the 31st.

This is *after* the previous item , which was $100 on a single Transformer purchase: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...mers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/

In order, we've got
Protectobot Groove, $40
http://www.ebay.com/itm/HASBRO-TRAN...ELUXE-PROTECTOBOT-GROOVE-FIGURE-/162053490302

Sky Lynx / Sky Reign, $35
http://www.ebay.com/itm/TRANSFORMER...ger-Class-Generations-Sky-Reign-/252286785549

Wheeljack, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformers-Generations-Combiner-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Wheeljack-/322087840953

Hound, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...Wars-Deluxe-Class-Autobot-Hound-/322087841429

Smokescreen, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...r-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Smokescreen-/322087841951

Trailbreaker, $14
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Transformer...-Wars-Deluxe-Class-Trailbreaker-/222099002707

Yet another one: http://offer.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewBidsLogin&item=131832730771&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

That's about $260 total he's spent on toys since begging. wow

I can't remember, is it the first of each month that Chris receives his tugboat or is it the week before that every month?

I just find it interesting that he indulged so heavily on toys if he wasn't even paid today. To me that suggests that he received quite a lot of money in donations. I can't rule out a quick spike in weens donating to Chris who wouldn't have before he added a Youtube donation button so I honestly wouldn't be surprised if these Transformers he bought were all with donation money.

Then again it's more likely he just bought these with tugboat money. It's not like Chris has had a great track record with doing anything to hold onto it.

It's probably SSDI, so according to this website, he either gets paid on the fourth Wednesday of the month, or on the third day of the month (if he was signed up before 1997). Bob used his work record to sign Chris up for benefits, so that might affect which day it is. A screenshot of his account from several years ago shows that he was paid on the third day.

Also, in the time since he made the last begging video, he got $200 worth of sales on Etsy.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

A screenshot of his account from several years ago shows that he was paid on the third day.

That two dollar transfer to savings though.

 

[GV 998]

What you need to realize is that there aren't any consequences. It's not like he's going to lose the tugboat. It's not like he's missing payments on bills.

Chris gets to spend money on tons of bullshit every month with no consequences.

Oh believe me, I realize it. What I don't realize is why he puts zero thought process in other than the fact that he is accomplishing the bare minimum. Even if he isn't adding debt to his credit cards, he's still accruing interest on the balances that he hasn't paid off.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I can't remember, is it the first of each month that Chris receives his tugboat or is it the week before that every month?

Welfare payouts and Social Security usually come right at the end of the month.

That's also the time to avoid any Wal-Marts and Targets because they'll be packed.

Chris probably finds stuff he wants earlier in the month, then hangs on until the check gets deposited, then blows a lot of it.

Holy shit, I just referenced the CWCki and he's pulling in $1300 a month.

 

[Karen Riley]

Welfare payouts and Social Security usually come right at the end of the month.

That's also the time to avoid any Wal-Marts and Targets because they'll be packed.

Chris probably finds stuff he wants earlier in the month, then hangs on until the check gets deposited, then blows a lot of it.

Holy shit, I just referenced the CWCki and he's pulling in $1300 a month.

That makes a lot of sense, I was just curious if his recent purchase of toys was down to a hefty donation or due to him just simply receiving his tugboat. I guess it's the latter then.

Part of me is impressed that Chris at least has the self control to wait until he actually gets his tugboat before he blows all that money on toys. Considering he receives $1300 a month and also benefits from Barb's pension and assorted payments its easy to understand why Marvin insists that Chris lives comfortably enough in the present. Comfortably enough that he's able to splurge on toys without fear at the start of every month.

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris is the perfect argument to why being employed needs to be mandatory in order for you to collect welfare.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I've said before that Chris' life had become that of Divine's from Pink Flamingos and now it's like he's trying to become Divine - he must have brought the movie for research.
Let's see; both him and Divine are transvestites, both are horrendously filthy, both are white trash, both have obese mothers that sit and do nothing the whole day, both have received shit in a tupperware through the mail, both have huge egos, and also this-

Wont be long now 'til he posts a video of him eating his dog's shit...

 

[AnOminous]

Comfortably enough that he's able to splurge on toys without fear at the start of every month.

As extravagant as it looks, the toys are his only luxury. His life is pretty spartan other than that. I'd imagine the main "necessity" expense is takeout and microwave food because the Blarb hoard makes the kitchen and other spaces in the house completely useless.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Yeah, as daft as Chris is with money, his interests are really narrow.

It's just as well Barb raised him to buy clothes as cheaply as possible from Goodwill, because him deciding he's a pretty girly could easily have sent him off the deep end on buying shit tons of expensive clothes, 'cos that's totally what girls do in his muddled up world.

 

[Donald Duck]

So... should we start calling his ebegging sessions "Toy Drives" from now on?

~"Please donate or buy a toy for the (soon to be) orphaned manchild"~

In which case, if you are a ween actually donating money to Chris, just pause for a second before hitting that "donate" button and please reconsider if you might prefer to instead donate your money to actual poor children who cannot afford toys... or meals for that matter.

 

[4Macie]

He had sex once and was like "hey, that was fun! but not $200/throw fun..."

Chris claims he bought a hooker twice. But you're right, it probably wasn't $200/throw fun because Chris didn't even climax the first time.

I'm also wondering if Chris is done with hookers because the hookers he can afford won't let him do all the things he wants to do. Hookers aren't going to trib with him, they aren't going to let him do all the stuff he wants to do with them. So he wants a girlfriend who will.

 

[Marvin]

I've said before that Chris' life had become that of Divine's from Pink Flamingos and now it's like he's trying to become Divine - he must have brought the movie for research.
Let's see; both him and Divine are transvestites, both are horrendously filthy, both are white trash, both have obese mothers that sit and do nothing the whole day, both have received shit in a tupperware through the mail, both have huge egos, and also this-

Wont be long now 'til he posts a video of him eating his dog's shit...

Pink Flamingos (to say nothing of John Water's other films) has always been a big inspiration for me...

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

If turds want to donate to Tina so he can get his toys...fine, just as long as he continues to reciprocate and rain LULZ on his intertubes by wagon wheeling his pvc fuck doll for all of the world to see...i'm kinda okay with that. The karma is so apparent, he cant even see it in front of his face.