Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

[Wildchild]

Transformers are robots that are cars and they make funny sounds.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Where's the "Don't give Chris $$$" sticky post?

 

[Bluebird]

Transformers are robots that are cars and they make funny sounds.

What would you say they sound like when transforming? I think its like a "cuu-cuu-cuu-cuu-ki"

 

[DuskEngine]

While the transgender identity may be a ploy to get china, I don't think it is and Chris to some extent actually is transgender. Most people who aren't tranny don't actually go to the extent with dressing that Chris has.

To me there is no such thing as legitimately transgender. That's not a thing I can even consider in my view of the world, because it's so crazy. People think they're transgender because of their digit ratio, height, individual proclivities, and other trivial shit. I'm a male and I have held on to my masculinity for a long time, even under serious pressure. People who cross the abyss and actually become hormonal monsters are beneath my contempt. I am by no means a right wing nutjob, but do understand there is not a single real transgender out there.

You guys should make a thread about whether Chris is really a transgender. Inquiring minds would like to discuss this, I am sure!

 

[Wildchild]

What would you say they sound like when transforming? I think its like a "cuu-cuu-cuu-cuu-ki"

Cars go vroom! And cars drive fast.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

To me there is no such thing as legitimately transgender. That's not a thing I can even consider in my view of the world, because it's so crazy. People think they're transgender because of their digit ratio, height, individual proclivities, and other trivial shit. I'm a male and I have held on to my masculinity for a long time, even under serious pressure. People who cross the abyss and actually become hormonal monsters are beneath my contempt. I am by no means a right wing nutjob, but do understand there is not a single real transgender out there.

Autphag really did a number on you but I don't think Chris-chan is going to try force being trans on anyone like that.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

This is why anyone donating to Chris is as big a lolcow as he is.

I honestly think some people do it just to see what he will spend it on.

 

[Bluebird]

I had a transformer that was like a scorpion but with a cobra head where the stinger went and the cobra could squirt water. It was pretty cool.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Where's the "Don't give Chris $$$" sticky post?

If someone still thinks giving Chris money is a good idea, there's no point protecting them from themselves.

Spoiler: Blah blah blah

When he first started selling medallions and related stuff, Chris was doing okay -eBay users are rated, and eBay deemed him safe to do business with.

The most optimistic explanation for Chris's failure to adhere to deals is that he's too thick-headed to handle the volume of business that came in, but most people assume the worst and attribute all this to Chris's greed. As he's now begging for cash, it seems the "greeds" have it.

 

[Dr.Research]

I honestly think some people do it just to see what he will spend it on.

That just makes them even dumber since we all know any purchases will fall into one or more of the following categories: sex toys, children's toys, vidya or McDonalds.
I kind of wonder what some people expect; like he's gonna donate it to the local animal shelter? Or go on a vacation to Tahiti? Or actually use it for somewhat healthy food or proper medical care for Barb?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

That just makes them even dumber since we all know any purchases will fall into one or more of the following categories: sex toys, children's toys, vidya or McDonalds.
I kind of wonder what some people expect; like he's gonna donate it to the local animal shelter? Or go on a vacation to Tahiti? Or actually use it for somewhat healthy food or proper medical care for Barb?

I am of the opinion that no matter what, we'll get to laugh at Chris. If he tries to do business, we can laugh at Chris's tantrums when no one buys anything. If people do buy his arts and crafts, then we can laugh at the frivolities he squanders this money on.

We can also laugh at anyone who gives Chris money with no expectation of goods or services in exchange.

 

[Dr. Joel Fleischman]

You guys should make a thread about whether Chris is really a transgender. Inquiring minds would like to discuss this, I am sure!

He's not. He's just extremely autistic and has trouble reconciling his identity with the rest if the world. So, he thinks if he's a woman, because being a man's not working out, his life will be better and people will want to be around him and have sex with him. In that respect, he's exactly like Phil.

And that's the discussion I'm pretty sure.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

That just makes them even dumber since we all know any purchases will fall into one or more of the following categories: sex toys, children's toys, vidya or McDonalds.
I kind of wonder what some people expect; like he's gonna donate it to the local animal shelter? Or go on a vacation to Tahiti? Or actually use it for somewhat healthy food or proper medical care for Barb?

I agree whether some one donates money Chris because they want to help him or because they want to see what dumb shit he's going to buy next is a massive waste.

 

[jawsome]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pink-Flamingos-25th-Anniversary-Edition-DVD-Region-1-/391449918145

Other than the obvious (Divine), I do not completely understand why he would buy this. It is so dramatically different than his usual intake of media, namely anime and shit cartoons. Just seems like he bought this without researching it because he read somewhere that it features a strong drag queen in the lead roll.

On a more hilarious level, I can see Chris wanting to become The Filthiest Person Alive.

Either way I want to know his reaction to the chicken scene and the dog shit scene.

 

[bigshot]

Most people who aren't tranny don't actually go to the extent with dressing that Chris has.

Never attribute to sexuality that which can be explained by 'Tism.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

At this point I'm convinced if I "got on his good side" he'd buy me things.

Too bad, he has the spending habits of a needy five year old all on himself. Bummer.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

Bananas are bent. Like Chris's duck. Is that his new name for it?

Nothing will outsmart the pickle

 

[Randall Fragg]

I deleted the trannyformers sperging, and I'm handing out threadbans if there's any more.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled autism.

 

[Jerkop In Training]

"guys lets really troll Chris hard by giving him money that will really show him i'm sure that will really hurt his feelings"

What would you say they sound like when transforming? I think its like a "cuu-cuu-cuu-cuu-ki"

rah-re-roo-ree-ro-ro

 

[feedtheoctopus]

"My mom loves to eat bananas."

Something tells me Barb's potassium intake is as dangerously low as it was two days ago.