Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

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Bananas are one of the least expensive fruits you can get. A large bunch shouldn't set him back more than $2.
I'm willing to bet they just throw the peels in the bin, unbagged, like the hicks that they are.

Between the animals, the hoard, the old person smell, Chris, and the rapidly-decomposing banana peels, that house should smell horrific.
 
I'm willing to bet they just throw the peels in the bin, unbagged, like the hicks that they are.

Between the animals, the hoard, the old person smell, Chris, and the rapidly-decomposing banana peels, that house should smell horrific.

Fun fact, you can actually use banana peels as fertilizer so it's a waste every time they throw them out. They could have free food if they ever bothered to garden.
 
Man, this thread really brought out the Transformer spergs. You weirdos.

Anyway, there is one thing I love about people continuing to send Chris money: Their heartbroken, earnest, reactions of shock when it somehow fails to troll him are almost more entertaining than he is.

"What do you mean he just bought legos!?"
 
Man, this thread really brought out the Transformer spergs. You weirdos.

Anyway, there is one thing I love about people continuing to send Chris money: Their heartbroken, earnest, reactions of shock when it somehow fails to troll him are almost more entertaining than he is.

"What do you mean he just bought legos!?"
Just wait till he spends over $100 dollars on Pokemon stuff, then it'll get really interesting!

And by interesting I mean the exact same shit will happen as the other money spending threads.
 
Obviously, some Dodo Brain must have given Chris money, since it's not the first of the month yet (ergo, he didn't buy it with money from his tugboat).

Meanwhile, Barb has to scrape off every last bit of mush from each banana peel in order to make the food supply last.

Just wait till he spends over $100 dollars on Pokemon stuff, then it'll get really interesting!

Just wait till Chris finds out that Nintendo is going to change Pikachu's name.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/5/31/11818254/pikachu-protest-hong-kong-pokemon

Watch Fatty try to declare solidarity with them over the Blue Armed Monstrosity. Or more likely, declaring that their butthurt is in solidarity with him and his blarmy crusade.
 
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I didn't even know Ebegging was a thing till I joined the farms and heard about chris (and a few others).

Tbh, it's gotta at least be a billion dollar industry by this point.

But, hey, how can you expect people to work when everyone has fibromyalga, ADHD, PTSD, DID, SARS, chronic fatigue syndrome, carpal tunnel, restless leg syndrome, AND dead butt syndrome.
 
Man, this thread really brought out the Transformer spergs. You weirdos.

One of my favorite parts of this thread has gotta be the people pointing out that he got a bad deal or that his purchase shows poor taste in Transformers. It's beside the point, him spending money (donated to him so he can by supposedly essential items) on any toy is hilarious and sad by itself.
 
Hopefully Chris plans to get makeup and fashion tips from Divine.

Shit, Chris already looks like a John Waters leading lady---too bad it's Edith Massey.
I want him to drop that "being a girl" shit and just accept that he was and is a male. I hate the whole "I am not male" thing that I've had to deal with in others. I can't possibly hate it enough. Chris needs to drop that bullshit like a hot pot. Quickly.
 
I want him to drop that "being a girl" shit and just accept that he was and is a male. I hate the whole "I am not male" thing that I've had to deal with in others. I can't possibly hate it enough. Chris needs to drop that bullshit like a hot pot. Quickly.

While the transgender identity may be a ploy to get china, I don't think it is and Chris to some extent actually is transgender. Most people who aren't trans don't actually go to the extent with dressing that Chris has.
 
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