Money (Updated 6/1/2016) Chris spent $100 on Transformers, five days after begging for money

[CharlieBrowns]

I bet he only brought Transformers because they have the word "Tran s" in them...

Wait, is this what he thinks 'tranny' means?

Transexuals - Bent ducks in disguise!

 

[Milktheturtle]

It's funny how he shamelessly begged for money and made little to no effort to hide that he bought useless shit.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Chris is good with money.

Wow. It wasn't even Beast Wars.

trukk not munky

 

[autism420]

Yay I hope he buys more cool toys

 

[TheImportantFart]

I'm not even surprised any more. I'm not even mad. I'll even admit to having a grudging respect for Chris's unrelenting drive to accumulate frivolous crap despite his dire financial situation. It takes a special kind of ignorance and entitlement to justify buying expensive toys in the face of poverty. Good to know Chris's greed still knows no bounds.

 

[Bluespike]

Further proof that the Chandler family are just chimps attempting to blend into human society

Well he did say that Barb loves to eat Bananas so you might be right

 

[Hmmpf!]

Well he did say that Barb loves to eat Bananas so you might be right

Question is which banana?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Well, I have to say I'm a bit surprised. I was expecting his next Transformers purchase to be Fortress Maximus. This does present a question. Is he planning to buy the other combiners? Because if so, those are gonna cost him a pretty penny (not that he cares until his bills show up)

Who gives a shit? He's spending hundreds on dumbass toys.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Whats the point of all of these toys? It looks from his videos that they're just scattered around his room, what a waste.

 

[GV 998]

Whats the point of all of these toys? It looks from his videos that they're just scattered around his room, what a waste.

He's a hoarder, much like his mother. He's not a collector, because he doesn't display his things in any manner resembling neat or organized. He just sees things he likes and has to have them. And then, they just sit there, indistinguishable from the rest of the crap that is piled around it.

 

[Cosmos]

Remember, Chris is shameless enough to beg for money by filming a video with his PS4 while standing in front of a pile of toys worth thousands of dollars. Anyone who's actually been taken in by his sob stories deserves to lose money.

 

[Serial Murderer]

I wish Chris would just be honest and say "give me money because I want it".

well what do you mean? he's the most honest and true person out there so says he

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Whats the point of all of these toys? It looks from his videos that they're just scattered around his room, what a waste.

Blocking sight of the empty walls is his way of staving off the loneliness and ennui.

 

[GV 998]

Blocking sight of the empty walls is his way of staving off the loneliness and ennui.

That's deep, man.

Also depressing, and probably truer than Chris himself knows

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Blocking sight of the empty walls is his way of staving off the loneliness and ennui.

And cluttering the floor is a good excuse not to sweep and mop.

 

[Quijibo69]

I hope they're just as bad as the movies.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Whats the point of all of these toys? It looks from his videos that they're just scattered around his room, what a waste.

The CWCki is down for some reason at the moment so I can't grab the pic, but Chris' bedroom pre-fire was already a complete mess of scattered toys and various idiotic items from his misadventures. He is a shining example of materialism obsession at its finest.

Thank god he does not know about certain subscription services that send him literal boxes of paraphernalia like magazine issues because the last thing he needs is Funko Pop figures and other useless crap he would want just for the sake of ownership..

But it is true, Classic Chris in play here - it was a quick buy and was easier for him to pay for this as opposed to other alternatives. Whether he actually knows it or not, going off of retail prices indicates this actually isn't that bad a deal - four deluxes and a voyager comes out to (15.99 x 4) + (25 x 1) = $89, so before shipping he actually paid less for the value of those toys than he would at retail, and with shipping making the total about $100, that only puts him $10 in the hole should he get the Shockwave gun elsewhere.

 

[Medley]

How much does chris actually get in donations? Money people actually give to him for nothing. Not counting when he takes money for orders and then doesn't fulfill them. Sometimes i feel like the autistic one because i am unable to fathom how anyone can justify giving one cent to this man. I tend to think they are either ignorant casual suckers or anti-trolls who troll us by giving him money.

 

[Karen Riley]

I'm really curious how Chris's toy spending works, whether he has a specific list of things that he wants to buy that he then buys one by one when he knows he can afford it,, or if he just sees something online and immediately buys it on impulse. I'd assume it's the latter but he has to have some level of self control or he would just keep buying and buying toys until he is six feet in debt.

Regardless, Chris spending this money just mere days after such an impassioned plea is simply just reason #6000 to not donate to Chris. I'd assume that his tugboat has now came in which explains the purchase but that doesn't matter because we all know mid way through June we're going to see him begging for money again and throwing on the usual pity parade as Marvin has pointed out that he does.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

This is why anyone donating to Chris is as big a lolcow as he is.

I used to think that -- until I saw the upcoming Cool Cat movie about autism awareness.
Now I'm saving money for Chris to review it.