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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

If all of Kiwi Farms got trapped under rubble in my pissbunker I would have enough piss for each and every one of us to survive for several months.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I made out with a chick who looked like Shelley Duvall, the bar showed me the security footage. Clearly I had no regrets at the time

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Melee is rated T for Teen

 

[BirdUp]

"Kiwi farms might do good but whoever made that thread is probably Christian" (source)

 

[squirt reynolds]

"It is with a heavy heart that we remember the millions of transmasculine bodies that were killed when their vaginas were randomly and inexplicably filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut. A tragic and unnecessary loss of life. we must do better to protect the transmasculine community, and to ensure that no one has to suffer such a fate again." -Joe Biden

 

[Useful_Mistake]

"It is with a heavy heart that we remember the millions of transmasculine bodies that were killed when their vaginas were randomly and inexplicably filled with cement. They died with their vaginas still cemented shut. A tragic and unnecessary loss of life. we must do better to protect the transmasculine community, and to ensure that no one has to suffer such a fate again." -Joe Biden

You made it up. No way he actually said that.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Black troons vs white troons, the race war we didn't expect but got anyways.

“Come out ye black and trans, come out and fight me like a Ma’am”

was eerily close to my actual expression upon reading this.

I wanna make a thread on them but keep procrastinating

Because this isn't about The Girl, brother, it's all about The Coom

They aren't uwu delicate little waifs with orchid blossoms in their hair. They're Samoan, for God's sake, which pretty much guarantees they're big lads from a race of big lads.

I might eat my words in a month based on further information, but at least he has the presence of mind not to share his every thought on Twitter and that makes me think he's one of the smarter ones.

I repeat this to myself over and over again and yet the reddit userbase remains so repulsive I find myself alogging nonetheless. I don't know how my fellow kiwi anthropologists can stand hanging around in the BO-scented mist with these gorillas long enough to collect samples.

Once they realize having a family is actually a responsibility and not just an IRL version of Stardew Valley they lose interest.

For christ sake, you don't have to waste money like that. It's not that hard to render yourself unemployable, you just have to start screaming nigger during every job interview.

Has it...

...has it really gotten that bad, now?

Mystery meat-seeking mystery meat meets mystery meat. Pottery.

I guess he wanted to save time on letting people know he was a cunt

A truly merciful and compassionate society would have taken him behind the shed and bashed his head in with a rock years ago. It would have almost certainly saved him a lot of suffering.

It's retarded but people should absolutely be allowed to permanently mark themselves as retards so we all know that they're retarded at a glance.

Offstage he would look like your run-of-the-mill ex military AGP.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Happy 1000 pages

How is this not already a random.txt?

Someone needs to become a pussy phrenologist, I need phenotypic inferences based upon the characteristics of a woman's vagina. Get the fucking machine learning algorithms on it pronto; I want a 100,000 sample-sized peer-review study on it in nature, now!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

No vaginas are beautiful. Who cares. Dicks don't have eyes.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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[Zero Day Defense]

Imagine your apartment being on fire, but being told you can't call the fire fighters because the tenant above you hasn't finished popping his popcorn with the flames of your burning microwave, and said tenant has a contract signed with the mayor that will imprison you for life if you do.

 

[BirdUp]

"Love the smell of pussy my guys<div><br></div>"

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

The true enemy of a democracy is long-term thinking it seems.

 

[JethroTullamore]

OK lets say hypothetically, that I like the idea of being a slut. A little cock slut. Hypothetically I love to suck cock like the little slut I am, for groceries. It turns me on.

 

[squirt reynolds]

You made it up. No way he actually said that.

some schizo ftm troon from the pooner zoo thread said it

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-pooner-zoo.149432/post-14958050

 

[IamnottheNSA]

they all tried to dissuade me from posting here, which naturally only made me want to post here more

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sauce

 

[Extreme Crusader]

"turbofagtarded" - @LikeAStone 2.0

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

i will not show you any magic tricks

your cum was magic
..ok

 

[Chromeo]

"send me hentai when i see hentai i get fappy"
(saw this in the chat at the top of the screen)