We've been blessed with such a bounty of Tube the past couple of days! My cup runneth over (with milk).
Ooof, people are sitting spread out in the front rows, which indicates that it wasn't a huge turn out for poor Choob.
I don't get why he didn't just have the showing in the UK where he could at least beg family and friends (?!) to attend. Well, I know why (he's stalking Hontra), but still.
Okay, so
every single thing about this event is excruciatingly cringeworthy and I love it. None of it makes sense. Why would uploading video footage of a play from last year to a streaming service (I think that's what he's supposed to be celebrating?) warrant a red-carpet première in the first place? Why is it in New York? No reason I can think of other than to satisfy Olly's vanity and, yes, to get attention from Contra.
Which is all made so much funnier by the fact that the whole thing was an obvious shit-show from start to finish - barely anyone showed up, with random nobodies invited to fill seats, Olly's the only one who even bothered to dress up for it, and he looks fucking terrible. Say what you will about Dylan Mulvaney's appearance on the red carpet (the phrase 'goblin in a dress' springs to mind), but compared to
this humiliating bargain basement shit he was dripping with glamour.
This is the point at which a normal person would start to think "well gee, maybe I'm
not a fabulous actress and great thinker who everyone adores and wants to be", but that's one thing Olly can never, ever do. When you've devoted so much of your life to an impossible fantasy, there's no way out. You're trapped in it.
The absolute size of Choob's skull next to Finnster's. I know Finnster isn't a troon (yet) but I also love how these images show the dichotomy of British troons: monsterhon or femboy.
Who
is this Finnster person? Never heard of him (I assume it's a 'him').
These pictures are high art. I almost don’t want to interrupt, but Ollie’s sidekick, lovable rascal and arch-AGP Alice went to the vigil for Brianna Ghey last night and came face-to-bloated-face with the Movementᵀᴹ
(Btw, what’s his real name again? I hate to indulge his cum-stained patchwork persona in any fashion.)
As for 'Alice', I agree with him, that does sound tasteless and awful, yet another sordid episode in the
Hogwarts Legacy saga. I wonder what Brianna Ghey's parents think about all these unhinged trannies not only using the murder of their child to advance a deranged and illogical vendetta against J. K. Rowling, but also as an excuse to discuss their fetishes in public. But that's the movement he signed up to, so he'll just have to lie in the bed he's made.
I don't think we've ever uncovered his real name, have we?