Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

more SMS 2FA squealing, paving the way to justifying the $8 bitch tax, his cat lady followers don't know better and will just eat it up that he HAS to pay for his security
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it should be MANDATED BY LAW :lunacy:
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you have to give every website and app your phone # for your own security, goy!

1.78 GPA legislation
Our "conservative" wants the U.S. government to establish a single mandatory security standard for every website in the entire world? Where have I heard this idea before? No, really, has anyone heard anything like this before? Anything that other countries might care about? Maybe some kind of global news story when Rick was a big name columnist?

Does pat make residuals off his books? are there any details on his contracts? Even still their mortgage is only 1k-1.2k anyways so fatty would be making welfare wages off his books.
When calculating his income he always seems to leave off about oh say around $40K in costs.
 
I think he is starting to get some kind of alcohol induced neuropathy.
He has always been fat and stupid but he at least previously seemed to be reasonably aware of the rules.

Is concealed carry allowed where he lives? As in is it possible he may get it into his head to go everywhere heated?

A fat drunk angry pig shooting some innocent drinker who says something tenuously kiwi will be an unfortunate end to Patrick Milk.

Yes, you can get concealed carry permits. It requires at least two hours worth of safety classes, and there is no “stand your ground” law. The weapon is supposed to be the last resort.
 
Can one of y’all at least drop a link to the tweet? DropKiwiFarms has me blocked but I want to see this video.
Tweet link. Basically Keffals asking for dirt on some tranny, absolutely not doxxxxing just "lore," and displaying absolutely zero self-awareness about Internet addiction. It's so blatant that even Fatrick can't lick this stinkditch anymore.
 
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I swear under the penalty of death that Patrick S. Thomlinson once burrowed deep into the ground underneath a local preschool, then rerouted their sewage to his basement so that he would always have a fresh supply of child feces to consume for sexual purposes.

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The whole back-and-forth is amazing

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Was this the beginnings of the pepperoni bit ?
 
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That's what makes Fatrick one of the best cows on the Farms imo, he MUST have the last word, leading to so much milk.
Reminds me of a comment attributed (probably apocryphally although it is the sort of thing he would say) to LBJ, who called his opponent in a Congressional race a pigfucker. Told he couldn't do that because that wasn't true, he said "I just want to make him deny it."
 

Just a little bit of Pat lore that not everyone might be aware of - The thread that's in that video was from r/autism. It went on for literally months where Patrick would respond to everything and I do mean everything. "You have AIDS, Patrick" "No stalker, I do not have AIDS, I am not HIV positive". "I fart in your wife's vagina and she likes it" "No, stalker. You do not fart in my wife's vagina. This is not something that has occurred" etc etc.

Eventually the mods took mercy on all involved and locked it but it's a monument to how truly insane Patrick is.
 
Just a little bit of Pat lore that not everyone might be aware of - The thread that's in that video was from r/autism. It went on for literally months where Patrick would respond to everything and I do mean everything. "You have AIDS, Patrick" "No stalker, I do not have AIDS, I am not HIV positive". "I fart in your wife's vagina and she likes it" "No, stalker. You do not fart in my wife's vagina. This is not something that has occurred" etc etc.

Eventually the mods took mercy on all involved and locked it but it's a monument to how truly insane Patrick is.
It was never locked. It got automatically "archived" after 6 months as with all reddit threads. At some point a few years later, the comments inexplicably opened up again. The comment section is open as we speak:


Some choice threads;

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A reasonable reason for Pat's erratic, ridiculous behavior (notably, his lack of memory and constant confabulism:
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Executive dysfunction, indeed!

What causes such grotesque brainmeat fuck-ups? Glad you asked!

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Do we know anyone with chronic alcohol misuse disorder and a poor diet?

Note: this doesn't explain his extreme stupidity (1.2 GPA in high school, grammar school/junior high was likely similar), which obviously manifested at a young age and was probably present at birth. That was possibly caused by Mama Raven's drinking, so that one isn't on him.

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If all of this is demonstrably false, why is it all backed up by documents in government databases, and why is he so unable to show this contradictory evidence that surely exists? Pat showing his ignorance of the English language, I guess.
 
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He had so much fire in him back then when he correcTed the record. He's so beaten down now the fire has all but died, replaced by endless loads of fat.
Which is weird, fat burns very well. If he were to catch fire it would be like another sun and probably wipe out all life as we know it.
 
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