Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Kermit Jizz]

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Jack literally has the least self awareness of any human being in history. That poor fucking hospital worker probably smoked specifically because they had to put up with Jack's shit.

Die already you fat cunt.

 

[Staffy]

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I hope at least he gets shat on in the fb comments for this stupidity. And he clearly deserves to get another stroke, one that'll hopefully make him a drooling incomprehensible retard.

 

[Banks Davenport]

"What?! Friends listen to 'endless love' in the dark." I truly have no idea what he's saying anymore.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This coming from a faggot that ate himself into a series of strokes and heart attacks.

When Jagoff Scalfatty is your source for nutrition or... anything other than being a fat lump then you should just give up because it's all downhill from there.

But yeah I want to see what he looks like now in all his messed up glory and how he thinks he's going to just bounce back from what was ANOTHER wake up call.

 

[Throng of Titans]

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Matthew 7:3
"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Given Jack's health crisis, is it really ethical or in good taste for YouTube personalities to keep posting videos that make fun of Jack's cooking skills?

Who cares? Fucking die, Jack.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Ironically, people like Jack are the reason why so many people working in healthcare smoke.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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Maybe they only take one puff from the ciggy and then they give the rest of it to a homeless guy, did fatty never stop to consider that?

 

[James done did it]

All of the youtubers hating on jack for reaction content are worse than he is. That shit is the lowest effort garbage ever and should be demonetized.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Given Jack's health crisis, is it really ethical or in good taste for YouTube personalities to keep posting videos that make fun of Jack's cooking skills?

Who cares? Fucking die, Jack.

All of the youtubers hating on jack for reaction content are worse than he is. That shit is the lowest effort garbage ever and should be demonetized.

I tried to stick with this video, but ended up noping out. Brooklyn hipsters using Jack to circlejerk about themselves. The solo reaction vids are ok, but when you turn it into a "peer review" podcast, it goes off into weeds that nobody but the participants care about.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Given Jack's health crisis, is it really ethical or in good taste for YouTube personalities to keep posting videos that make fun of Jack's cooking skills?

I'd wager that they genuinely don't know, Jack's community engagement has been abysmal for a very long time and the only way to get recent Jack Lore™ is either through following the guy on Boomerbook or having someone else trawl through the posts to bring you the highlights. If you just watch the YouTube channel at face value (which most YTers likely do because they're there to laugh at the shitty cooking, not stupid dime-a-dozen boomer opinions), there's no sign of recent trouble and he's just been taking a short break for some reason but that's not exactly concerning by itself.

 

[James done did it]

I tried to stick with this video, but ended up noping out. Brooklyn hipsters using Jack to circlejerk about themselves. The solo reaction vids are ok, but when you turn it into a "peer review" podcast, it goes off into weeds that nobody but the participants care about.

Its the core issue of lolcow commentary content. Lolcow content is funny because of the lolcows, not because some soymale is telling me how BAD and STUPID the lolcow is and how much better they are (no shit). Someone like cobes benefits from a third party cutting down massive amounts of stream footage into condensed content. For someone like Jack that just isnt necessary.

 

[curbside2]

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This motherfucker is going to be the most public figure to die from energy drink addiction and he has the nerve to talk about other peoples bad habits.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Someone could smoke 2 packs a day and get diagnosed with lung cancer tomorrow and they'd still outlive Jack.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Someone could smoke 2 packs a day and get diagnosed with lung cancer tomorrow and they'd still outlive Jack.

Jagoff is like a cockroach. He's really hard to put down.

 

[Grassy_Knoll]

This mans never seen an episode of spongebob in his life

I find myself wondering if we are underestimating Jack's delusional thought processing that this is a Job-like test from God and, unless he truly is in a fully incapacitated state, he will find a way to carry on with the shows he half-assedly creates and Hammy will continue to support him because that's the watered down americanized Christian way of supporting her husband "until death does them part" while getting dicked down on the side by Jim Trainor.

Jack has committed every deadly sin and a broken a good portion of the commandments (i.e. coveting thy neighbors chilli). He is by no means a devout Christian.

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Jacks entire life immortalized in glorious UML!

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jacks entire life immortalized in glorious UML!

Incomplete. There is no end state for this algorithm. Both eat flows must return to start.

 

[biggacracka]

Incomplete. There is no end state for this algorithm. Both eat flows must return to start.

10 EAT MEAT
20 EAT CHEESE
30 PRINT "GUD"
40 GOTO 10

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

Incomplete. There is no end state for this algorithm. Both eat flows must return to start.

Correct, the program I used to throw this together wouldn't let me do that without creating a visual nightmare