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Lucas, if you're reading this: Don't listen to the wokescolds. You don't have a drug problem. They're just jealous, jealous of all your wonderful cocaine!

You know what would really own them? If you took your entire stash at once on camera. The haters would all be like "Whoa, I better watch myself because KUHWEEN KEFFALS doesn't fuck around!"
 
The Era of the Gay Ops return. Reminds of me of the Liberalists vs Edgytube (Metokur, Ralph, Andy et al versus Sargon and his dumb friends). We can only hope we get anything nearly as hilarious as Patebin, etc.
with the new accusations of keffals being a coke head
Guess Keffals is playing the role of sargoy then.
 
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with the new accusations of keffals being a coke head expect him to try and spin it to gain sympathy in some way. especially if it gains traction at all on twitter. i can already see the twitter posts of him blaming all his behavior on the drugs which he started taking due to the severe levels of stress he was under while being attacked by the scary kiwi people. for some people that will be all it takes to get back on the support train but it would also open up even more options for infighting.
He is already doing that by retweeting people saying that. He is trying to garner sympathy now for being addiction shamed. Unfortunately for keffals, addicted people are not yet a protected class and "addictphobia" isn't a mortal sin. Try again in 5 years when the overton window shifts.
Edit: Retweeted and then quickly unretweeted. I managed to screenshot it but me being a retard newfag I archived the original tweet instead of keffal's timeline where it shows his retweet of it. Sorry
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Lucas, if you're reading this: Don't listen to the wokescolds. You don't have a drug problem. They're just jealous, jealous of all your wonderful cocaine!

You know what would really own them? If you took your entire stash at once on camera. The haters would all be like "Whoa, I better watch myself because KUHWEEN KEFFALS doesn't fuck around!"
Yeah Lucas. You don't have a cocaine problem you have a wokescold problem. Think about it, if you got rid of the coke you'd still be surrounded by annoying wokescolds, but if you got rid of the wokescolds you'd be able to have more fun snorting your cocaine.

Jokes aside, it seems like it was a pretty auspicious choice for Null to delay the next MATI, it's been very eventful with all the Keffals drama.
 
no retard she love trannies
as the lore goes her best friend is a female to male tranny
she hates women instead and also
HER FIRST BOYFREIND WAS A NIGGER WHO ABUSED A RABBIT
Well then...fuck my future "Null Cucking Clara: the Fanfic" featuring some detailed research....I even planned to purposefully omit the fart fetish or have the alternate ending where Keffals suffocated on every Farmer's farts....fuck it: I'll do my research now.
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I think Keffals arc has actually potential of him ending up being a good guy. It won't happen because he is... He is bit of grifter and went transrights because of sycophantic support he got. Sycophants turning on him is no surprise because this guy definitely does not fit the woke mold. So he might swing like a pendulum to the other end.
There is no middle ground with someone that wants to castrate children. There is no redemption from destroying the lives of impressionable youth. The stories always sound sad, but we know how it ended and will continue to end. They will hurt themselves, women and children without regard. Knowing how he came to be is an important cautionary tale, however.
 
Quick weight-loss might've even been the goal.
Possibly but he's been very vocal about his amphetamine abuse. Getting a large lump sum payment from retards to a drug addict who has lived his entire life unemployed and on the internet and of course he will indulge. Also I'd imagine cutting off your dick and balls while being a massive pervert who can't bust a nut, drug abuse would be a natural cope.
 
with the new accusations of keffals being a coke head expect him to try and spin it to gain sympathy in some way. especially if it gains traction at all on twitter. i can already see the twitter posts of him blaming all his behavior on the drugs which he started taking due to the severe levels of stress he was under while being attacked by the scary kiwi people. for some people that will be all it takes to get back on the support train but it would also open up even more options for infighting.
I smell another grift brewing. He can make a video about how all the drama with KF caused him to turn to drugs, but now he needs everyone's help to get into rehab. He'll start up another GFM so he can go to a fancy rehab. If anyone asks about the 100k he already got, well his addiction took all that away. His blood is on your hands if you don't donate. He'll then take all the money and run off to Europe again.
 
People who gave this faggot money and "believed" in him deserve this. Whatever this is. They deserve it.
What's funny to me is, a lot of these people crying on twitter or reddit clearly have never read Keffals op. Imagine picking up your pitchfork with the cancel culture mob to cancel something you legitimately haven't even looked at. Legit braindead sheep.

I know they were actively trying to psyop their retards into not typing kiwifarms.net into the browser by all kinds of insane claims, but it's just funny to me that these people really are that retarded. I mean it was obvious the whole time, but seeing the gears turn in their empty heads is a lot more satisfying.
 
This stream was hilarious. He's in a hotel in front of a shitty green screen, being chased away after getting doxed (and getting doxed in that hotel as well), claiming victory. Yes, Lucas, this was a copium powered stream. One of your more hilarious ones tbh.
 
with the new accusations of keffals being a coke head expect him to try and spin it to gain sympathy in some way. especially if it gains traction at all on twitter. i can already see the twitter posts of him blaming all his behavior on the drugs which he started taking due to the severe levels of stress he was under while being attacked by the scary kiwi people. for some people that will be all it takes to get back on the support train but it would also open up even more options for infighting
I know they're retarded and all, but if they think cocaine is for stress release, that's a new kind of stupid I haven't anticipated
 
Keffals acusing kiwifarms of killing trans people while getting builied into suicide by woke twitter is distilled irony.
Keffals is too much of a narcissistic sociopath to be bullied into killing himself. He'd only join the 41% at his absolute rock bottom and if he knew his suicide would ruin the lives of his current enemies.

If Keffals bit the dust, either by suicide, a cocaine OD or ODiing on coke tainted with fentanyl, Dong Long Gone, Sinsperg and the rest of the retard brigade would use his death as a way to attack Kiwifarms, and blame his death on Null, no matter what the surrounding facts are.

And this is just my opinion, but I think that Keffals really doesn't give a shit about taking down Kiwifarms. #StopKiwifarms was just a means to an end (fame and money) instead of an end.
 
So "M0MMYBIGDICK" Deleted the posts outing Keffals drug addiction because of a lot of pushback about making it public to dunk on Keffals.
Isablle who is Keffals editor seemingly has confirmed the addiction story further by the final sentence in this tweet:
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Keffals also somewhat confirmed it by retweeting Catboy Collectors call out post about addiction but it was un-retweeted a short while later, you'll just have to 'trust me bro' on that one though.
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Keffals just chillin' in the sky bunker like:
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Drugs are a messy business and people shouldn't dabble in them. I am unsure how Keffals would've been able to get cocaine in Northern Ireland during the 2x 3+ week holidays that happened, does EFNO have a direct line to the local dealer or something?
 
I have a theory. When Keffals was a teenager, he probably was this edgy boy trolling around his side of the internet, but got too into the nazi femboy psy-op and was brainwashed into trooning out.

I can't be the only one who remembers the edgy femboy memes popularized by people like Dankula right? I mean he saw it as a joke, but a lot of people adopted the "better than women" meme as a completely serious lifestyle. One thing lead to another and a certain subtype of those people ended up trying to become women, and tying themselves by the neck to the trans movements regardless of anything else they believed because it was the only place they could talk about it.

Lucas had to suppress his edgy behavior for ages to fit in and gain traction, but it never really went away. When Kiwifarms came up, he probably thought he finally had an outlet for the vitriol he's been brewing for the entire transition.

TLDR Lucas probably would've been a Kiwifarmer if he didnt troon out. I am not a psychologist, but he does remind me of a certain kind of person I used to hang out with, just having chosen the wrong path. The fact that he trooned out can't hide his vibes.

Or maybe I'm just retarded and hes a gay fag and it doesnt go deeper than that, because humans are known for being simple.
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No Dad = Fat troon
Saw this coming back in September, wonder if he’ll take the advice.
Ironically this site could have saved him from his current predicament. The troons are already circling, virtue signaling for a weakness to take him down. I would suggest he goes smooth downstairs, who needs that hassle, be whatever it doesn’t really matter now. Record all the fucked up shit you’ve seen that you don’t agree with within your community, expose them, then sue everyone that brought you to this point. They already started suing these clinics in the UK.
 
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