Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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This is one of my pet peeves from these YouTube critics. They talk all this shit about Jack, about how Jack doesn't know anything, how they're a professional chef or that they're smarter than Jack, then they go and say the stupidest shit. August the Duck is the absolute worst when it comes to this. He saw Kay crack an egg that had a little red dot that looked like blood and freaked out about Kay using weird crazy eggs. Sorry August, that egg came out of a chicken's pussy it's going to some times have weird stuff like that. He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
That faggot August thinks that smash burgers are a real thing and not just hipsters playing with their food. There are also much more unusual things happening in that kitchen, like how Kay turned chili into cheesecake or why the pans won't heat on a hot element.
 
He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too. These fucking loud ass mongoloids.
To be fair they didn't say not to use the beer.
They just suggested many of the ingredients, like the corn, should be roasted separately, and then the beer could be used to mix with the char in the pan before it being included in the chili together.
 
He also shit on Jack's chili saying no meat outside of beef goes in chili and it's crazy that Jack would put beer into a chili too.
If he knew what he was talking about, the real problem with that was it was an IPA. How does anyone who has ever made chili not know beer is a common ingredient? It was also annoying he called the meat "rotten." It was freezer burned all to fuck but that isn't a safety issue, it's a quality issue.
 
To be fair they didn't say not to use the beer.
They just suggested many of the ingredients, like the corn, should be roasted separately, and then the beer could be used to mix with the char in the pan before it being included in the chili together.
It was August who was saying beer in chili is "unheard of".
 
Or how about being grateful that you're still alive you fat fuck?

This is fucking rich…

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(meanwhile, 14 copyright strikes later…)
Yeah except I'm pretty sure Jesus hates him. After all that's why he's still alive after all these health emergencies.

Each time something happens God and Satan get together and try to negotiate who takes Jagoff. Neither one can agree on who takes what so God just heals him enough to keep him alive and hopes for the best.

wtf does that even mean
It means he's hearing voices. My guess is brain damage set in and he thinks the voice in his head is Jesus talking to him.

I'm surprised nobody brought up that effeminate gook Uncle Roger. That faggot is fucking annoying.
He's a comedian not an actual person but the guy knows his way around a kitchen and food.
 
It was August who was saying beer in chili is "unheard of".
It's utterly goofy to say that. I'd estimate something over half of chilis that win contests have some kind of alcohol. I really like a stout (Guinness or Kalamazoo), but even a can of Budweiser or Corona would be a better addition than an IPA. You can also add wine (like maybe a merlot) or even whiskey (Jack Daniels is a pretty common one although I would rather add a bourbon).

There are other kind of oddball ingredients that help. Like a splash of fish sauce (no really). Chocolate. Coffee even.
 
I would rather add a bourbon).

There are other kind of oddball ingredients that help. Like a splash of fish sauce (no really). Chocolate. Coffee even.
Have you been watching me make chili?

I don't always use bourbon or fish sauce, it depends but coffee and cocoa? Definitely. Tried them once in a chili and never looked back. In the event I can get it I'll use Mexican chocolate or just add some cocoa and a touch of cinnamon. Just a touch though. Too much can really overpower the other flavors. But if you really want to kick it up a notch? When you're sweating out your onions add a star anise to it wrapped in cheesecloth. Pull it out before adding your meat and tomatoes because it too can overpower the other flavors. It really ups the umami.
 
Sure, why not. It's already been confirmed he's at Tristar Skyline Medical Center in Nashville. Based on the picture he took with the glass triangular dome in the foreground, I'd say he's located in the front of the building looking out, possibly on the 2nd or 3rd floor.

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There were some slight gayops conducted by some Foodjacks a couple weeks ago and it’s Ward 303 I think. Maybe he’s been moved since.
 
Jack's strapped in, does that mean both of his legs are dead now?

Also, by the looks of that sky, god is PISSED at that medical team.

Durango, You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie!

Ruby is half of the copyright strike winning team, Pink Chicken and The Lazy Man.

Jack strikes them regularly but claims other youtubers don't bother him.
I honestly wonder if Unko Rogger contributed to the infarction.
 
I always throw some beer in my my chili! Usually tecate cuz it’s shit but it does the job.

Also my bf has a job based chili cook off and I am torn between amberlynn chili or jacks chili (sadly no freezer meat) to add as a funny fuck you office chili comp.
This is a thing, there's no reason to be snobbish about what beer goes into a chili because if there's so much of it that you can taste it specifically, you might as well just have a glass of beer. Same as red wine into something like a stew, people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills. You're looking for background flavor and just enough booze to bring out the specifically alcohol-soluble compounds, such as those found in tomatoes.
 

Given Jack's health crisis, is it really ethical or in good taste for YouTube personalities to keep posting videos that make fun of Jack's cooking skills?

Who cares? Fucking die, Jack.
When Jack makes stews/soups, he just dumps everything in the pot half-arsed without even bothering to actually mix and stir. When it comes to meats, he doesn't even bloody season them properly. Overflavour the meat by dumping a crapton of uincompatible spices and herbs without rubbing them in then call it a day!

In the same chilli video, he whines about how unfair the chilli tasting competition is because anybody can vote, including bystanders. How undeserving he is to have suffer this cruel fate! Oh woe is me!

Well, it IS a public contest where anybody can VOTE you moron. What a sore loser.
 
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I like Brian Tsao. I never heard of him before his Jack videos, but I like that he touches upon cooking knowledge. He may own a hipster sandwich shop, but he obviously knows and loves cooking. Out of all the react to Jack creators (not counting the more meta Jackvlogs and PC&LM), he's the best out of the bunch. I dislike August the Duck because he has no cooking knowledge and is just there to mock and often looks stupid criticizing Jack for something completely fine. I don't know shit about cooking (still more than Jack), but feel like Brian offers some interesting info, even if it's basics. I haven't watched his non-Jack stuff though. Modern content is a cesspool of reaction content anymore, so I find him the least annoying from the rest of Jack reactors.

I don't like Uncle Roger either, but I get the crowd he caters too. I think if he was from the US, his shtick might have been met differently. He's Larry the Cable Guy for liberal food content junkies who stand in line for freeze-dried ice cream topped with stuff like cardamom infused caramel-filled pipettes and furikake sprinkles.
 
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Same as red wine into something like a stew, people who claim if you wouldn't drink it, you shouldn't cook with it are idiots or shills.
I'd actually agree with that, but then I'd also actually drink Sutter Home or two buck chuck (usually now $4 or so) from time to time. I think it's generally a huge waste to use any more expensive wine, though. Any daily table wine is fine.
I dislike August the Duck because he has no cooking knowledge and is just there to mock and often looks stupid criticizing Jack for something completely fine. I don't know shit about cooking (still more than Jack), but feel like Brian offers some interesting info, even if it's basics.
August seems to have an inerrant sense for picking out one of the few things Jack actually did right and mocking that.
 
I'd actually agree with that, but then I'd also actually drink Sutter Home or two buck chuck (usually now $4 or so) from time to time. I think it's generally a huge waste to use any more expensive wine, though. Any daily table wine is fine.

August seems to have an inerrant sense for picking out one of the few things Jack actually did right and mocking that.
My general opinion on using wines is the same as Gordon Ramseys. A decent priced wine is fine since it's being cooked off, if you're going expensive, you're no longer cooking but just trying to show off and being a moron about it.
 
I do watch the new August and Brian Tsao’s when they come out. It’s all meh to me, but I smile because I know that Jack will never punch up. You aren’t going to see him going after these bigger channels mocking him. But rest assured, he’s silently seething.

He’s entirely a thin skinned bitch and only punches down, to PCTLM, Dom and Hayden, Skull and Mortar and a number of other channels (I know I’m forgetting many) he perceives “beneath” him.
 
Jack's strapped in, does that mean both of his legs are dead now?
This is hard to know why exactly because Jack was using a scootypuff long before the current stroke because he was a useless fat cunt. That had to do with his Achilles' surgeries, I think? Regardless, he refused therapy on that too and just gimped around when not using a motorized cart. It could be easily yes, he has paralyzed one side of his body for good at this point and can't walk. Won't know until months later or until he dies.

The worst part about Jack this is a prison of his own making. God and the alogs gave him all the warnings imaginable about how to prevent this, but he had to own us all.
 
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