Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Bolo_the_Second]

So, Robert, you gonna be in the frontlines to make sure that the "white-supremacists" are gone for good?

And, man I like the USA, but this weird cathartic larping they have about having a civil-war is so fucking weird, regardless of the side.

I get the power fantasy trip, and if you are retarded enough for going all into political partisanship, yeah I can see people thinking they will be war heroes.

What I don't get is saying it out loud, this shit always comes across as retarded, shitty internet tough guy talk. What Robert? you gonna show up at the draft center with your overthinker sword to kill nazies? You gonna say the Captain America line "I just don't like bullies"? Women will be totally fawning over you while wearing your union uniform? Man I sure hope this will impress Patti Mayonnaise!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I'm surprised Bob didn't hesitate to even pretend to disagree with Greene on her retarded idea. I guess he'd take any opportunity to wish about killing all the people in red states to own the Mayo Ghouls.

The people who desperately want a civil war like Bob and Greene should just be deported somewhere else if they want to kill each other so badly. Then again, people like Bob always talk shit but will never do anything. Reminder he's a virgin in his 40s that didn't even try to get prostitutes.

 

[TopTierHealer]

I missed the big 5K for Bob, and the Keffals drama and the gay sex between Fuentes and Kanye...what a shame. But since it's a slow news day I just wanted to pop by the thread one last time for a bit of blog posting:

Spoiler

I joined KF because I couldn't contain my bile and repulsion towards blobbert and his endless smug, holier than though, cowardly takes on twitter were too much to be contained. I just despised him and his piece of shit brother because I knew people like Bob and was at risk of becoming someone like Bob. His endless dhiarrea on twitter was, in my eyes, an assault on public decency. Like taking off your pants and pissing in a public park.
Covid hit and in the 2 years since the TPTB decided to play with us proles for a while I did a lot of radical changes in my life. After 3 years I will say that I'm happily married, away from internet drama and with a little healer on the way. I remember now the intense hatred I had for Bob but I forgot how and why I hated him so much, these feelings are now alien to me. After months of not logging in I simply forgot Bob was there. Life caught up with me and seeing Bob still tweeting the same bile, the same senseless, thoughless tripe he did 3 years ago fills me with a strange feeling of sadness. Not paying lip service here, I'm genuinelly sad that Bob's hasn't moved an inch in 3 years but this is the grave he chose for himself. Once his porcine heart gives in one of these days, maybe he too will shut down twitter for good or maybe he will die ingloriously in the crapper while tweeting about the mayoghouls.

I'll finish this post by thanking @Positron for his tireless work archiving Blob's lunacy and to the thread, please remember, you are not Moviebob and you will never be Moviebob.
I hope that is enough to lift your spirits.
Healer out.

 

[Positron]

he secretly WANTS Nineteen Eighty-Four, except he and his Properly Evolved compatriots will be The Party,

Bobby wants Skynet, but invented by the Properly Evolved colored woman/troon.

I was curious, so I checked, but Bob hasn't talked about the current controversial game, Hogwart's Legacy.

But he retweets plenty of troons who do.

Chris defends that gross-looking burger


And Chris's fruity friend takes note of how people respond to a shitpost by Elon Musk, because someone mentions blowjob.

Don't be a kinkshamer Seth.

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Fox news makes it abundantly clear where Biden's priority lies. A PhD objects to Fox.

"Incompatible" is too strong a word; "In direct, strong conflict" perhaps. God knows how many East Palestine clean-up can $100B do.

Unlike Bobby, Glenn Greenwald fails to Evolve.

Let's hope Bobby evolve something called "sex" in his 43rd year.

Bobby urges you to think critically about the authority of the authorities who recommend you Orwell's books.

Some authority in the USA is recommending children to fight the authority of gender binary. If only Bobby questioned them as well.

Anger is GOOD. Anger is how you WIN.


Someone has the right idea: the life and soul of MCU is Joss Whedon. After Whedon was ousted, all remained were pale imitations.


Believers still believe that comic books are for children. This delusion is what Archbishop Gunn has set to exorcise.


Consoomers really really hate that when people call their beloved products self-insert fanfiction.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Fox news makes it abundantly clear where Biden's priority lies. A PhD objects to Fox.

Weren't democrats always the ones saying "we shouldn't worry about foreign wars we have to many problems at home" I don't disagree with this I am simply saying it is quite telling they changed tone when Russia became the problem.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bobby wants Skynet, but invented by the Properly Evolved colored woman/troon.


But he retweets plenty of troons who do.

Chris defends that gross-looking burger
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And Chris's fruity friend takes note of how people respond to a shitpost by Elon Musk, because someone mentions blowjob.
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Don't be a kinkshamer Seth.

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Fox news makes it abundantly clear where Biden's priority lies. A PhD objects to Fox.
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"Incompatible" is too strong a word; "In direct, strong conflict" perhaps. God knows how many East Palestine clean-up can $100B do.

Unlike Bobby, Glenn Greenwald fails to Evolve.
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Let's hope Bobby evolve something called "sex" in his 43rd year.

Bobby urges you to think critically about the authority of the authorities who recommend you Orwell's books.
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Some authority in the USA is recommending children to fight the authority of gender binary. If only Bobby questioned them as well.

Anger is GOOD. Anger is how you WIN.
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Someone has the right idea: the life and soul of MCU is Joss Whedon. After Whedon was ousted, all remained were pale imitations.
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Believers still believe that comic books are for children. This delusion is what Archbishop Gunn has set to exorcise.
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Consoomers really really hate that when people call their beloved products self-insert fanfiction.
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Calling the Divine Comedy fanfiction is funny like exactly one time when you're a teenager. It's one of the greatest epic poems in human history you uncultured retard. Denigrating a great work of literature just because you need to defend modern mass appeal sludge is pathetic.

One of the things I find most insufferable about Bob and folks like him is how despite living a life that's ostensibly revolving around examining the arts, he manages to overpraise worthless tat, and deride work that is sublime and has lasted through the ages. To be fair, its not exclusive to Bob, but the nihilistic tearing down of things that matter is something I find excruciating.

"That man is little to be envied whose patriotism would not gain force upon the plain of Marathon, or whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona."

-Samuel Johnson

with a little healer on the way.

Congratulations!

 

[Mr Processor]

Calling the Divine Comedy fanfiction is funny like exactly one time when you're a teenager. It's one of the greatest epic poems in human history you uncultured retard. Denigrating a great work of literature just because you need to defend modern mass appeal sludge is pathetic.

One of the things I find most insufferable about Bob and folks like him is how despite living a life that's ostensibly revolving around examining the arts, he manages to overpraise worthless tat, and deride work that is sublime and has lasted through the ages. To be fair, its not exclusive to Bob, but the nihilistic tearing down of things that matter is something I find excruciating.

"That man is little to be envied whose patriotism would not gain force upon the plain of Marathon, or whose piety would not grow warmer among the ruins of Iona."

-Samuel Johnson

Congratulations!

The Divine Comedy has an imprimatur anyway, "an official license by the Roman Catholic Church to print an ecclesiastical or religious book." Holy Mother Church agreed it was divinely inspired. To explain this in terms that Bob can understand, it's like an official Marvel Movie about a Jack Kirby character written by someone else.

 

[JayHarrison]

Fox news makes it abundantly clear where Biden's priority lies. A PhD objects to Fox.
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"Incompatible" is too strong a word; "In direct, strong conflict" perhaps. God knows how many East Palestine clean-up can $100B do.

There are two sides to this story: One of them is based on what is actually happening in real time; the other is "doctor" Caroline Orr's narrative.

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Unlike Bobby, Glenn Greenwald fails to Evolve.
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Moviebob is correct about being a different "man" than Bob was yesterday. Moviebob gets worse by the nanosecond.

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Bobby urges you to think critically about the authority of the authorities who recommend you Orwell's books.
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Some authority in the USA is recommending children to fight the authority of gender binary. If only Bobby questioned them as well.

I still think Moviebob's general synopsis on Animal Farm involved repeating the line"E-I-E-I-O".

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Anger is GOOD. Anger is how you WIN.
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Nothing about Moviebob's anger is even remotely righteous. Moviebob has repeatedly advocated for violence (see Antifa and Black Lives [Don't Really] Matter), bioterrorism (coughing on Greg Abbott during height of the Coof), suicide (telling others to simply stop being), and mass genocide (wanting all Donald Trump voters wiped from existence).

 

[OutInTheRain]

Unlike Bobby, Glenn Greenwald fails to Evolve.

Let's hope Bobby evolve something called "sex" in his 43rd year.

First of all, Blobbo needs to learn how to read his tweets before he posts. Hopefully that is the thing he can be better at tomorrow.

Second of all, I'm not sure what Blobby actually is doing, but it's not evolving. Evolving would mean his channel would grow, his output would improve, at the very least improve in quantity. But alas he stays in basement tier youtube hell, soon to be joined by his equally fat, yet infinitely more disturbing former co-worker Jim Sterling. Evolving would mean taking on other projects, maybe starting another channel about something else you're enthusiastic about, but we know the only thing he is enthusiastic about is Twitter. Evolving would mean that your personal life would evolve, your living situation would improve, out of Mommy's basement, maybe even find a woman to temper your rage and experience the happiness a good or even mediocre relationship provides.

But we know lardass isn't talking about that evolution, he is talking about the evolution of every hillbilly shut in, who watches too much news. The kind of evolution that requires no effort, no sacrifice, and no personal hardship and growth. No, Blobby talks about the pure, superior evolution that comes with agreeing with the man on the tv and all the corporate interests he represents. Watching CNN with the fervour formally reserved for a Billy Graham tv sermon. The true enlightenment that comes from discourse within his circle of self proclaimed superior thinkers, the Twitter Mensa consisting of freaks, weirdos, furfags, troons and sex offenders. Where they attack wrongthink with all the fury of a 2001 bitchy church Mom screaming about Harry Potter, which is convenient because they now get to reuse many of those attacks just change a couple of words, and it gives them an excuse to publicly hate a woman, while also never explaining what it is she said. Instead just going "Listen and believe us."

Like a horrific pokemon, we all know that Blobby only has one final evolution, into the Footless Fuhrer. He will only have one attack, called Shotgun Suicide. Mercifully I do hope for his own sake, that it will indeed be super effective.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Good God I'm a blue stater but please split the country up and see how fucked the Blue states are Blobby.

1: Geographically Red States have the advantage of being connected the Blue States are the Eastern Seaboard going to Pennsylvania. the upper Great Lake States, and West Coast. Meaning they're all divided by the Red States while you can travel by car through all the Red States without every entering a Blue State. Meaning trucking and rail and the shipment of food and goods won't be disrupted.

2: Speaking of Food outside of California and Hawaii most of the good farmland is located in Red States. If Arizona which is usually Red goes to the Red States, they can fuck with California and the food supply if there was a real fight by fucking with the Colorado River. Hawaii imports will cost an arm and a leg.

3: Natural resources our country still runs Nuclear, Natural Gas, Coal, and Oil and guess what outside of Nuclear which is not a resource the rest is mostly located in Red States.

4: White Supremacy yeah once those evil Red States are gone, I'm sure it will disappear and there be none in Boston or the Pacific Northwest. Speaking of White Nations Blobby most blacks will be in Red States because of the South.

5: Blue States will lose the Mississippi River and access to the Gulf of Mexico.

6: The Red States are naturally protected by the Rocky Mountains and Appalachian Mountains meaning a ground War with the Red States will be a bitch.

But go for Blobby make those Red States pay.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Good God I'm a blue stater but please split the country up and see how fucked the Blue states are Blobby.

(snip)

But go for Blobby make those Red States pay.

Anonymous said the exact same thing:

tldr: Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo will not end in the government's favor, or the blue state's favor. It will be the horrifying bastard lovechild of Stalingrad and the Rwandan genocide, writ large across the United States- and with significant foreign involvement as every country with a functioning army tries to take their piece of the American pie.

And as we duck and weave between guerilla battles, identifying each other through our Kiwi Farms Patches, the thought that warms us on cold nights will be of Cinema Robert, crying himself to sleep in the ruins of his mother's house because Twitter has been destroyed.

 

[Koby_Fish]

First of all, Blobbo needs to learn how to read his tweets before he posts. Hopefully that is the thing he can be better at tomorrow.

Second of all, I'm not sure what Blobby actually is doing, but it's not evolving. Evolving would mean his channel would grow, his output would improve, at the very least improve in quantity. But alas he stays in basement tier youtube hell, soon to be joined by his equally fat, yet infinitely more disturbing former co-worker Jim Sterling. Evolving would mean taking on other projects, maybe starting another channel about something else you're enthusiastic about, but we know the only thing he is enthusiastic about is Twitter. Evolving would mean that your personal life would evolve, your living situation would improve, out of Mommy's basement, maybe even find a woman to temper your rage and experience the happiness a good or even mediocre relationship provides.

But we know lardass isn't talking about that evolution, he is talking about the evolution of every hillbilly shut in, who watches too much news. The kind of evolution that requires no effort, no sacrifice, and no personal hardship and growth. No, Blobby talks about the pure, superior evolution that comes with agreeing with the man on the tv and all the corporate interests he represents. Watching CNN with the fervour formally reserved for a Billy Graham tv sermon. The true enlightenment that comes from discourse within his circle of self proclaimed superior thinkers, the Twitter Mensa consisting of freaks, weirdos, furfags, troons and sex offenders. Where they attack wrongthink with all the fury of a 2001 bitchy church Mom screaming about Harry Potter, which is convenient because they now get to reuse many of those attacks just change a couple of words, and it gives them an excuse to publicly hate a woman, while also never explaining what it is she said. Instead just going "Listen and believe us."

Like a horrific pokemon, we all know that Blobby only has one final evolution, into the Footless Fuhrer. He will only have one attack, called Shotgun Suicide. Mercifully I do hope for his own sake, that it will indeed be super effective.

Blobbert is an idiot that doesn't even understand Evolution. As a professor once told the class I was in, "Evolution has no Foresight". Not every contribution to the genome that cometh of random mutations is an "improvement". Sure, some alterations are quickly excised by the fact of being extremely disadvantageous or outright lethal, but some alterations stick around, despite not actually being "improvements". Bob thinks that by "keeping up with the Joneses" politically, he is Properly Evolving, because everything changes, and if you don't change with the times, you are de facto by definition Obsolete . Bob's so exceptional that if sometime in the future it is accepted that kids should be diddled, and that this would be a moral good in the eyes of the Soopeeryah Fyootchah, he would blindly go along with it, and call upon the anti-diddlers to "evolve and get with the times".

Bob's too stupid to properly read/comprehend that which he reads or tweets, because he is first and foremost a Blue Curtain Analyst, which means he reads into shit, shit that isn't actually there.

Good God I'm a blue stater but please split the country up and see how fucked the Blue states are Blobby.

1: Geographically Red States have the advantage of being connected the Blue States are the Eastern Seaboard going to Pennsylvania. the upper Great Lake States, and West Coast. Meaning they're all divided by the Red States while you can travel by car through all the Red States without every entering a Blue State. Meaning trucking and rail and the shipment of food and goods won't be disrupted.

2: Speaking of Food outside of California and Hawaii most of the good farmland is located in Red States. If Arizona which is usually Red goes to the Red States, they can fuck with California and the food supply if there was a real fight by fucking with the Colorado River. Hawaii imports will cost an arm and a leg.

3: Natural resources our country still runs Nuclear, Natural Gas, Coal, and Oil and guess what outside of Nuclear which is not a resource the rest is mostly located in Red States.

4: White Supremacy yeah once those evil Red States are gone, I'm sure it will disappear and there be none in Boston or the Pacific Northwest. Speaking of White Nations Blobby most blacks will be in Red States because of the South.

5: Blue States will lose the Mississippi River and access to the Gulf of Mexico.

6: The Red States are naturally protected by the Rocky Mountains and Appalachian Mountains meaning a ground War with the Red States will be a bitch.

But go for Blobby make those Red States pay.

This has me wondering if Bob would advocate a reverse-trail-of-tears for all the PeeOhCee bleks "stuck" in the Red State Wastelands, so that all of them would be sent to Blue State Heaven, where nobody's racist, like ever. [/sarcasm] (And a full trail-of-tears to banish MAGAnaiseghoulen wheelbarrow wight trash to the Red State wastelands who currently occupy Blue States.)
But yeah, if Bobby's hoped-for pogroms against the MAGAnaiseghoulen actually got off the ground, the US is perma-fucked, just like it would be in a Civil War.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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So, Robert, you gonna be in the frontlines to make sure that the "white-supremacists" are gone for good?

And, man I like the USA, but this weird cathartic larping they have about having a civil-war is so fucking weird, regardless of the side.

I get the power fantasy trip, and if you are retarded enough for going all into political partisanship, yeah I can see people thinking they will be war heroes.

What I don't get is saying it out loud, this shit always comes across as retarded, shitty internet tough guy talk. What Robert? you gonna show up at the draft center with your overthinker sword to kill nazies? You gonna say the Captain America line "I just don't like bullies"? Women will be totally fawning over you while wearing your union uniform? Man I sure hope this will impress Patti Mayonnaise!

Days since Bob posted a thinly-veiled call for genocide: 0.

Yeah Blob, A civil war. That's what we all really need. We wanna kill our friends, neighbors and loved ones and destroy our already crumbling infrastructure , fill the whole nation up with dead bodies and burned buildings, so that finally you won't have to read mean Tweets calling Fauci a crook and saying Russian isn't like the Galactic Empire from Star Wars.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Fox news makes it abundantly clear where Biden's priority lies. A PhD objects to Fox.

"Incompatible" is too strong a word; "In direct, strong conflict" perhaps. God knows how many East Palestine clean-up can $100B do.

Maybe this that would be willing to explain exactly how funneling billions, if not trillions I've lost track of the number, to a country that is not even in NATO in just a few short years while purposefully ignoring the chemical nuking of the heartland IS compatible with US national interests?

Her PhD is in behavioral science btw, a throw away dregree that white women get so they can try to force peope to call them doctor.

Unlike Bobby, Glenn Greenwald fails to Evolve.

Let's hope Bobby evolve something called "sex" in his 43rd year.

No Bob. You are not different. We have documented ten years of your life that you put out on your own volition. You are the same ball of pent up, childish, selfish, impotent rage now that you were in 2012. You are just older.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob's one-sided feud with Glenn Greenwald is starting to get a little depressing. He keeps crawling into Glenn's DMs talking shit, waxing philosophical about how wrong and misguided he is, being a prentetious fuckwit who thinks he's smarter than a world-renowned journalist...

and Glenn probably doesn't even know who he is, is still doing his thing, and Bob isn't even a blip on his radar screen. You look at the difference in engagement between their tweets and it's night and day. Greenwald continues to grow, Bob stagnates on a good day and bleeds on most others.

"Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't calling..."

 

[ChampFantana]

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"We finish the white-supremacist traitors off for good!" Bobert sneers. "Heh, THAT'LL own those Chuds!" he says to himself, a large gobbet of slobber drooling from his Cheeto dust smeared lips as he thunderously shits himself in imbecilic glee. "Uh Oh! Mom said no more Hot Pockets if this happens again!". He tries in vain to clean himself up, but a rag-on-a-stick can only do so much.

"Mom! MOOOOOMMMMM! It happened again! I need changed!" He hollers up the stairs.

Ma Chipman sighs in exasperation as she grabs her diaper bag and prepares to enter the basement lair of the World's Oldest Virgin. "Where did I go wrong?" She wonders idly, resigned to her fate. A single tear courses it's way down her wrinkly cheeks as she takes the first step into darkness.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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"Incompatible" is too strong a word; "In direct, strong conflict" perhaps. God knows how many East Palestine clean-up can $100B do.

I disagree. If anything, "Incompatible" is too nice. You can't throw around trillions of dollars in more than one direction, and clearly American infrastructure and safety is losing out to the Uniparty's warmongering. Bob probably thinks this is all kosher because it's only the mayoghouls are suffering, and Rachel Maddow hollers about Russia every night, so fighting a proxy war with them must be good!

Around >1000 trains are crashing every year, they're going slow and driving on rickety, shitty tracks, they're carrying vital resources and dangerous chemicals, the railroad workers tried to strike because things are getting so desperately bad, and the Biden admin decided to """help""" by passing legislation forcing them not to. The infrastructure we have is so fucking shitty they can't even clean up a goddamn chemical spill properly in a river that supplies most of the country its water. But two fascist dictators are having a squabble over some shitty land and we have to spend hundreds of billions of dollars buying them new toys?

It's extremely clear domestic problems are being starved out to free up more cash for Uniparty retirement funds and stupid wars, and Bob, being a simpleminded tool of the system who thinks he's La Resistance, thinks all of it is super duper wonderful because at least it isn't going to those yucky racists Twitter tells him to hate.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's extremely clear domestic problems are being starved out to free up more cash for Uniparty retirement funds and stupid wars, and Bob, being a simpleminded tool of the system who thinks he's La Resistance, thinks all of it is super duper wonderful because at least it isn't going to those yucky racists Twitter tells him to hate.

Robert sat in his room, holding his phone. It was on, of course, but was receiving no signal. His mother had just informed him that the local cell tower had collapsed, and the good state of Massachusetts wasn't going to repair it- they were directing that money to support the governor's extended vacation in Puerto Rico.

His cheeks, fattened by years of fairly small amounts of McDonalds for the average person, grew wet as tears rolled down them. He stared at the Twitter app on his phone, now rendered unusable, and wondered how he offended Science that the Republican Party would be allowed to torment him like this.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob actually believes this.

https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1627691682551545856

I don't even know how to get base enough to explain it to these people. You changing the speech of someone else, after they're dead, because you find their speech problematic is not free speech. That's still censorship, and in this case corporate backed censorship. Seal clap and arf yourself to the slaughterhouse.