Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[elder god]

These morons do realize that still means Disney lost subs right? Like, losing 3.2 and gaining 1.6 is still a net loss. Which isn't good for a platform that was the focus of Disney for the last 2 years.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby does not believe in pacifism, because No Bad Tactics.

Thanks for the pop culture quote buddy. It is so enriching.

No I insist. Show me the record of the ONLY president in Bob's lifetime that did NOT increase our military engagement and went so far as to shut down the biggest military blunder in our country's history.

And Bob, ooooooooooooooooooooooooh fucking Bob.

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""Anti-war" doesn't really exis…

archived 23 Feb 2023 15:10:05 UTC

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"You don't actually hate war. You just don't want to be inconvenienced"
It's like the faggot is reading the thread and passively aggressively commenting on it. I know he's not because this is just what the waste of food believes. I am now even more convinced that he doesn't care about freedom, democracy, or any of that bullshit. He wants the children of the people he doesn't like to die. No bad tactics. I hope that this pseudo-intellectual word vomit actually makes the rounds and isn't lost in the sea of retardation because this is exquisitely repugnant and stupid even for Bob. If that happens, inb4 "Making waves today by people who don't understand jokes".

Nerdotic.

The replies to this are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal dumb even for Bob's mouth breathers. Patrick takes the cake with his Nick Fuentes catboy philosophy which I have no idea how he makes that connection.

If Bobby cannot trust any jailbird, why does he follow Tony Reed like a dog? And I don't see the connection between prison and priesthood; does Bobby think it is clever alliteration?

It's either that Bob thinks priests are cons or he's being Bob and implying that Nerdotic a child molester.

I might be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure the "white people prison" one of Bob's sycophants posits Nerdrotic was sent to was San Quentin.

I think you're right but even if the prison is wrong Nerdodic did hard time for drug charges. You don't go to white people prison for that. I remember he talked about beating his cellmate because the cellmate would not stop talking about what he was gonna do to Nerd's family once he got out of there. Nerd got solitary for that. For any non-Americans or...ech...minorities here, America has two prison systems: Real prison, where you will know nothing but pain and torment as you are beaten by the guards and inmates constantly, and White People Prison, where cigarettes are free and once a month all the employees of the prison bring in their daughters to give lap dances and handjobs. It's in the Constitution, you can look it up.

 

[TowinKarz]

I think you're right but even if the prison is wrong Nerdodic did hard time for drug charges. You don't go to white people prison for that. I remember he talked about beating his cellmate because the cellmate would not stop talking about what he was gonna do to Nerd's family once he got out of there. Nerd got solitary for that.

Even though prison in the 90's wasn't half as hellish as it is now... the idea that Gary's stay in the can was practically that scene in Goodfellas where the mobsters turn Lewisburg into a campus dorm and are allowed to freely cook their own meals, drink their own wine and so forth is just 100% on-brand for Bob..... after all, being from a movie, it's probably the ONLY view of a "white guy prison" he's known.

It's probably the only idea of "Prison" he has

He's never actually toured one in college, or worked a job or in proximity to a job where he'd ever end up on the grounds of even the admin side of one * . He's probably never even seen the inside of his local jail on even the bureaucratic level, and probably couldn't find it on a map.

Also, note the irony that a person whose served his time for his crime is not being tolerated for re-entering society and making good for himself by the same person who thinks there's a massive society-wide x-to-prison pipeline to always unjustly put various folk behind bars for... reasons.

* Even when I towed cars for a living, I ended up at the two closest State Penitentiaries on occasion, prison guards and visitors have dead batteries and flat tires like anyone else..... including that time a CO locked himself OUT of a work van, along with 8 guys on a work detail, who couldn't open it for him because they were all shackled to their seats. That's a fun story to tell - we actually asked him "You mean there's nobody in here who knows how to break into a car for ya?"

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I might be wrong about this, but I'm pretty sure the "white people prison" one of Bob's sycophants posits Nerdrotic was sent to was San Quentin.

Bob has an interesting pattern of turning especially snide toward people who have significantly more life experience than himself -- Gary is not just an ex-con, but a husband, father, actual small business owner, and a far more successful YouTuber. Weird how you just can't learn from those folk, or consider the possibility they come to different conclusions because they've done a lot more than seethe on Twitter for a decade.

Not to mention that Gary was cellmates with a lifer who had murdered someone, while he was in for drug and I think burglary charges. I remember when he got interviewed by Rekieta about a year ago, he mentioned that he was in prison during the Rodney King riots where it effectively turned into a fucking race war, and apparently a fire started inside the prison at one point.

I just love the fact that a former addict and felon has less beligerent takes than the random middle age movie reviewer from BAHSTAN.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No I insist. Show me the record of the ONLY president in Bob's lifetime that did NOT increase our military engagement and went so far as to shut down the biggest military blunder in our country's history.

And Bob, ooooooooooooooooooooooooh fucking Bob.

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""Anti-war" doesn't really exis…

archived 23 Feb 2023 15:10:05 UTC

archive.ph

"You don't actually hate war. You just don't want to be inconvenienced"
It's like the faggot is reading the thread and passively aggressively commenting on it. I know he's not because this is just what the waste of food believes. I am now even more convinced that he doesn't care about freedom, democracy, or any of that bullshit. He wants the children of the people he doesn't like to die. No bad tactics. I hope that this pseudo-intellectual word vomit actually makes the rounds and isn't lost in the sea of retardation because this is exquisitely repugnant and stupid even for Bob. If that happens, inb4 "Making waves today by people who don't understand jokes".

The replies to this are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal dumb even for Bob's mouth breathers. Patrick takes the cake with his Nick Fuentes catboy philosophy which I have no idea how he makes that connection.

It's either that Bob thinks priests are cons or he's being Bob and implying that Nerdotic a child molester.

I think you're right but even if the prison is wrong Nerdodic did hard time for drug charges. You don't go to white people prison for that. I remember he talked about beating his cellmate because the cellmate would not stop talking about what he was gonna do to Nerd's family once he got out of there. Nerd got solitary for that. For any non-Americans or...ech...minorities here, America has two prison systems: Real prison, where you will know nothing but pain and torment as you are beaten by the guards and inmates constantly, and White People Prison, where cigarettes are free and once a month all the employees of the prison bring in their daughters to give lap dances and handjobs. It's in the Constitution, you can look it up.

I guess there's a trope out there of people who have been to prison, got religion in prison, and then decided to become a member of the clergy. Although these days it's just as likely to be an islamic Imam as a Catholic Priest.

Even though prison in the 90's wasn't half as hellish as it is now... the idea that Gary's stay in the can was practically that scene in Goodfellas where the mobsters turn Lewisburg into a campus dorm and are allowed to freely cook their own meals, drink their own wine and so forth is just 100% on-brand for Bob..... after all, being from a movie, it's probably the ONLY view of a "white guy prison" he's known.

It's probably the only idea of "Prison" he has

He's never actually toured one in college, or worked a job or in proximity to a job where he'd ever end up on the grounds of even the admin side of one * . He's probably never even seen the inside of his local jail on even the bureaucratic level, and probably couldn't find it on a map.

Also, note the irony that a person whose served his time for his crime is not being tolerated for re-entering society and making good for himself by the same person who thinks there's a massive society-wide x-to-prison pipeline to always unjustly put various folk behind bars for... reasons.

* Even when I towed cars for a living, I ended up at the two closest State Penitentiaries on occasion, prison guards and visitors have dead batteries and flat tires like anyone else..... including that time a CO locked himself OUT of a work van, along with 8 guys on a work detail, who couldn't open it for him because they were all shackled to their seats. That's a fun story to tell - we actually asked him "You mean there's nobody in here who knows how to break into a car for ya?"

i mean, I could buy that Bob landed in the local "drunk tank" (jail) a few times, but god only knows. Is the "drunk tank" even a thing in the US? It is in Leaf Land.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

i mean, I could buy that Bob landed in the local "drunk tank" (jail) a few times, but god only knows. Is the "drunk tank" even a thing in the US? It is in Leaf Land.

The idea of it is even if it's not officially a thing. I don't think Bob has even faced that. I'm not aware of him ever talking about him getting into trouble with the police which I would think would land him some actual street cred. The few times that he has talked about being in bar fights he's never mentioned cops and the even fewer times that anyone has pressed him on his fights he's shut up about them.

 

[Mola Ram]

The idea of it is even if it's not officially a thing. I don't think Bob has even faced that. I'm not aware of him ever talking about him getting into trouble with the police which I would think would land him some actual street cred. The few times that he has talked about being in bar fights he's never mentioned cops and the even fewer times that anyone has pressed him on his fights he's shut up about them.

I guarantee you Bob has never come closer to jail than maybe an appearance in traffic court. If he had spent so much as 15 minutes in a holding area, then when mocking Nerdrotic for his jail time he would have made himself look like the Birdman of Alcatraz.

 

[ChampFantana]

I really have debates with myself about if he's the stupidest lolcow on here because a lot of his displayed stupidity can't be explained with other variables. Bob was obviously never very smart but it really seems like once he got his degree he decided he was done with the process of learning completely. I'd love to know college age info on Bob like exists for John/Brianna Wu because I really want to know when he constructed his theory that the SUPERIOR FUTURE was just around the corner and he just had to wait to be ushered into his robot body for bravely becoming a terrible movie reviewer.

The Eternal Virgin is easily the stupidest cow on this site that isn't legit insane.

There's not a single Bobologist in this thread that HASN'T left things in the toilet smarter than him.

The only thing that keeps him out of the running for stupidest person on the entire planet is that he somehow has sycophants.

Imagine being the kind of cretin that nut-rides a slobbering, psychotic retard that has never so much as kissed a girl. That takes a SPECIAL level of retardation.

 

[OutInTheRain]

"From the studio" is not an endorsement, or at least not a good one. Furthermore, Finland in 1944 was an Axis power. They were allied with Germany, as they were fighting a war against the Soviets. Finns killed Communists, I have a feeling that this movie is a little bit of historical revisionism.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob: Religion bad. It fills you full of poison idea and ruins society.

Also Bob: I worship corporates, pharmaceutical companies and a rising sex cult of weirdos constantly wanting my money and for me to atone from my original sin.

Pathetic.

 

[Shart Attack]

Bobby does not believe in pacifism, because No Bad Tactics.

Thanks for the pop culture quote buddy. It is so enriching.

To summarize: "'Anti-war' doesn't really exist as a sentiment. People are for or against the consequences of war, and whether they're for or against war revolves around that."

Fucking... what. This is pure sophistry. He contradicts himself while arguing a commonplace ideology doesn't exist because of a retarded technicality he just invented. "Anti-war isn't a thing, friendo. If you're anti-war, it's only because you're against the consequences of war." This is something only a profoundly mentally retarded person would say.

The Green Party is anti-war, Bob. The Amish are anti-war, Bob. The Quakers and Shakers were anti-war, Bob. If you'd stop sucking war-loving neolib cock for five minutes and take a peek outside your mom's basement window, you'd see an entire world full of people who despise war out of principle-- not because war might inconvenience them, but because war is an evil to be avoided at all costs. Yet more proof of his lack of theory of mind. He can't conceive how anyone else could think differently from him, so everyone else must be selfish neolibs who believe in nothing larger than themselves.

Just stay in your lane and talk about children's entertainment, you jabbering imbecile.

 

[Koby_Fish]

To summarize: "'Anti-war' doesn't really exist as a sentiment. People are for or against the consequences of war, and whether they're for or against war revolves around that."

Fucking... what. This is pure sophistry. He contradicts himself while arguing a commonplace ideology doesn't exist because of a retarded technicality he just invented. "Anti-war isn't a thing, friendo. If you're anti-war, it's only because you're against the consequences of war." This is something only a profoundly mentally retarded person would say.

The Green Party is anti-war, Bob. The Amish are anti-war, Bob. The Quakers and Shakers were anti-war, Bob. If you'd stop sucking war-loving neolib cock for five minutes and take a peek outside your mom's basement window, you'd see an entire world full of people who despise war out of principle-- not because war might inconvenience them, but because war is an evil to be avoided at all costs. Yet more proof of his lack of theory of mind. He can't conceive how anyone else could think differently from him, so everyone else must be selfish neolibs who believe in nothing larger than themselves.

Just stay in your lane and talk about children's entertainment, you jabbering imbecile.

Bob projects onto others that they, too, if they were given the chance to eradicate the plague upon humanity that the MAGAnaiseghoulen WheelBarrow Wight Trash Believer CHUDs represents, they would also be pro-war.

Like, Bob legit said the quiet part out loud and called for literal civil war in the United States. If that ain't a twitter violation due to advocating literal insurrection, I don't know what is. And the worst part is, he thinks that if he succeeds in stirring up the Democrat Blue Actually-A-Persons into Minecrafting the Red Not-A-Persons, that it'll end well for him. Or for the Blue, for that matter. Stupidity doesn't even cover this problem. There is no worse combo than stupidity, higher-functioning autism, mild Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, and Narcissism.

 

[JayHarrison]

Sick, disgusting man had fun in women's bathroom.
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Moviebob doesn't understand the point because Moviebob refuses to accept the point.

His cock is down there, Bobby.

Dayum!

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I'm sure you have no problem figuring out the sex of this person.

Lemme guess: This person's sex is "will never experience it".

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Anti-capitalism is anti-woke. Pseudo-Marxists are against Enlightenment.
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How is upholding, defending, intensifying and accelerating a non-existent thing "a smart and correct take"?

I request fifteen seconds on the floor to provide this statement:
Wokeness is selfish misanthropy disguised as compassionate empathy.

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Even Žižek is seeing things that don't exist (Žižek is against both wokeism and its seemingly polar opposite: religious fundamentalism and rank populism. Indeed he thinks wokeness is a secular, fundamentalist religion. Just as traditional religion served as the opium of the masses according to Marx, wokeness is a narrative we constructed precisely to avoid facing the world as it is -- in Žižek own words, "to go on sleeping". Here I've summarized the whole thing without the Freudian and Lacanian bullshit, but here's the archive of the article if you must.)
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Bobby might have read the first paragraphs and saw that Žižek doesn't approve of troon shit. Hence he is so upset.

Assuming, of course, Moviebob ever clicked on the article's link to begin with.

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Very soon anyone who tells the truth in Canuckistan will be rewarded with a complimentary drink in a MAiD café.

As proclaimed by Moviebob, fascistic baby.

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Sign on paper towel dispenser: "Place all [...] waste in the garbage can."

I think we should treat Moviebob the same way... but I'm not sure there's a dumpster large enough and sturdy enough to safely contain Moviebob's extreme toxicity.

I don't think urging people to use less paper towels is "tyranny".

Unfortunately, the paper towels you find in public restrooms are so thin and flimsy that I need at least three sheets' worth to dry my hands.

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Slow news day at CNN, so they dig at Rowling's Twitter again.
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CNN stopped doing its job at 5:00pm, January 19, 2021. CNN (and the rest of the lamestream media) has been asleep at the wheel since.

Rowling "infuriates activists", which of course mean she's doing something right.

Correct.

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Misogynistic Moviebob is misogynistic (I should really start abbreviating this as "MMIM").

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Marital fidelity is Obsolete.
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See my comments above.

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Trump does what an American president ought to do, while nutters continue to blame him, three years after he left the White House, for the Ohio derailment.
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JamesKGatherer contradicts himself (?) here.

Bobby thinks Biden is right for not going to Ohio because he would not be able to generate "vibes" like a born orator like Obama.

(Moviebob: Blessed be Obama's name.)

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Yeah, I guess you can--and should--miss Moviebob with self-righteousness. Moviebob's already self-righteous enough as it is!

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Bobby does not believe in pacifism, because No Bad Tactics.
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Thanks for the pop culture quote buddy. It is so enriching.

Moviebob doesn't want peace because peace doesn't want Moviebob.

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Tulsi's done more so serve America than you ever have, Blobbo.

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Nerdotic.
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Here's the thing: Even weak ex-cons can improve themselves physically, mentally, morally, spiritually, and civilly. Moviebob refuses to on all counts.

If Bobby cannot trust any jailbird, why does he follow Tony Reed like a dog? And I don't see the connection between prison and priesthood; does Bobby think it is clever alliteration?

What if James Gunn ever went to prison? Moviebob would still be salivating over Gunn's boots.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

The idea of it is even if it's not officially a thing. I don't think Bob has even faced that. I'm not aware of him ever talking about him getting into trouble with the police which I would think would land him some actual street cred. The few times that he has talked about being in bar fights he's never mentioned cops and the even fewer times that anyone has pressed him on his fights he's shut up about them.

Also, he's mentioned being so blackout drunk that he woke up in hotel lobbies in Chinatown. But that was probably a lie too.

Bob's likely one of those people who just gets super whiny when he's drunk. There's a lot of anger in him but he's a coward through and through. By the time he got hammered enough to start a fight in real life, he'd be so uncoordinated that no one would know what he was trying to do or understand what he was saying.

 

[The Nothingness]

I have a feeling Bob will chime in on this.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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The google-translate phrase says "Wow this looks amazing!"

chances are the grammar is completely butchered - among European languages, Finnish is second only to Hungarian for sheer mind-numbing grammatical complexity

 

[JayHarrison]

I have a feeling Bob will chime in on this.
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Moviebob already has:

Trump does what an American president ought to do, while nutters continue to blame him, three years after he left the White House, for the Ohio derailment.
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Bobby thinks Biden is right for not going to Ohio because he would not be able to generate "vibes" like a born orator like Obama.
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And, yes, Moviebob's reaction is as vile, repugnant, misanthropic, outright evil as you may have predicted... if not moreso.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Remember the rule - it's Bob attempting a joke assuming you are more familiar with something that exists only in his head and you have laughed at many times before.

In fact I would bet Bob probably saw this video:

Saw how many people laughed at it, and keeps trying to do it's thing hoping they laugh at him.

The difference is that Door Monster knows it's audience when they rif on a game, down to weird little moments like Babylon denouncing *everyone* for no reason, and then plays them brutally straight as the characters in the skit try to go about their business as the craziness unfolds. Which is hilarious.

With a lot of cows, you can usually pinpoint where things went wrong (Chris-Chan was spoiled rotten by Borb, Tommy Tooter got addicted to drugs, etc.) With Robert, I think it's safe to say that there never was any hope. By his own admission, he was a terrible human being. Imagine admitting to being a bully as a child and thinking that'll make you sympathetic to the reader; that's how messed up Bob's brain is.

You can make a bully sympathetic but it requires the one thing Bob has never shown: regret. The bully needs to regret their actions, recognize that they were a shithead, anything so the audience can go "maybe there's some humanity in there".

 

[Mr Processor]

To summarize: "'Anti-war' doesn't really exist as a sentiment. People are for or against the consequences of war, and whether they're for or against war revolves around that."

Fucking... what. This is pure sophistry. He contradicts himself while arguing a commonplace ideology doesn't exist because of a retarded technicality he just invented. "Anti-war isn't a thing, friendo. If you're anti-war, it's only because you're against the consequences of war." This is something only a profoundly mentally retarded person would say.

The Green Party is anti-war, Bob. The Amish are anti-war, Bob. The Quakers and Shakers were anti-war, Bob. If you'd stop sucking war-loving neolib cock for five minutes and take a peek outside your mom's basement window, you'd see an entire world full of people who despise war out of principle-- not because war might inconvenience them, but because war is an evil to be avoided at all costs. Yet more proof of his lack of theory of mind. He can't conceive how anyone else could think differently from him, so everyone else must be selfish neolibs who believe in nothing larger than themselves.

Just stay in your lane and talk about children's entertainment, you jabbering imbecile.

The thing about Bob is he wants to kill a lot of people, or at least know that a lot of people are being killed. He's not even that particular about it, when Great Britain voted for Brexit he said.

He deleted this one later, but he was really calling for the EU to fight a war in Britain over Brexit. (His take on the Civil War is also retarded, but that's just a bonus.) Now, does Bob have any particular reason to want to kill a lot of British people? Not as far as I know. He cares about Brexit because it defies the people who's boots he likes to lick, that's all.

 

[TowinKarz]

I guarantee you Bob has never come closer to jail than maybe an appearance in traffic court. If he had spent so much as 15 minutes in a holding area, then when mocking Nerdrotic for his jail time he would have made himself look like the Birdman of Alcatraz.

I think its fair to say Bob has never once been arrested, let alone detained, let alone even pulled over for a faulty taillight.

As had he? He'd be reminding us constantly of the personal clout he assumes it would give him and that it would let him spout BLM/ACAB talking points with self-granted impunity since "I was THERE!" and "YOU'VE never been victimized by the system like I HAVE!"

Much like his wildly-inflated story of being threatened with Christian death squads by his former boss in a Blockbuster parking lot, or wherever it allegedly happened, the fact he doesn't have a similar tall tale about the night he was hunted down by the Lynn PD proves he's never blipped their radar and probably never leaves his basement of operations enough to change that.