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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%
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PLEASE STREAM RALPH

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Sneedest said:
PLEASE STREAM RALPH

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Ok this is definitely a work, this is how he's "drumming up" his retards to shower him with money. Oh boo hoo guys i'm bwoke and sad, my mommy diedddddd, SHE DIED GUYS, I KINDA WANNA KILLMYSELF CAUSE TWITTER.

Adolwulf and Homogoblinius sends out the telegram: "COME ON GUYS WE GOTTA SUPPORT OUR KING HE NEEDS US IN HIS DARKEST HOUR"

100$ Superchat U GOT DIS KING
50$ Superchat DAS RITE RALPHA MALE 4 EVA
100$ Superchat JOSH MOON IS A FAGGOT RALPH WINS!

He's such an actual faggot.
 
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IMA FIXIN TOO' said:
Imagine this retard becoming a wagecuck, I don't think he could even handle not satisfying his base desires for more than 30 minutes. No Ralph, you're the ape at the zoo who got thrown too many cigarettes and junkfood. You will do this until you're physically incapable of doing it. This is the fate you choose.
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I legitimately think Ralph would kill himself before he'd work a normal job. Especially considering he has no prior work experience and his reputation is about as low as it gets. He'd get a job as a gas station clerk at best. He could not handle it. Also no way his ego would let him because in his mind the haters would win. Completely dropping off the internet wouldn't be a consideration for him either, so he couldn't even ignore the haters.
 
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Hüftpriester said:
It's because the Ralphamale is the Larry King of our time, aylawg!

Just ask all the big names who have recently been interviewed by him. Like.....Joel Davis and.....Sephardic Dingo and......others.
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“How many people has your daughter showed her gross pussy flaps to?!?”
 
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