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Happy(?) Love Day, ol' Chrissy Chandler. The second one you'll be spending in jail. Lord knows how many more you'll be celebrating in the slammer.
Chris turns 40
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Both of his parents lived to their 80s, and Barb is still going despite having had a shit health for years, despite his endless mental retardation, Chris appears to have "decent" aging genes as far as one can speculate, but of course anyone can say that Chris can reach a long age, until he suddenly he can't.
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Chrissy Chandler had a schlong, did his father 40 wrong, when his dad was good and gone, gave his mother 41.
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Chris has 100% medical coverage tied in with his SSDI. Even if his SSDI was stopped because of things in jail (the commitment, etc...), the system still provides healthcare. Everytime he's gotten a sniffle, he's gone to some clinic or something and never had to pay a dime.
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To give Chris as much credit as I can on his 41st Birthday, he is apparently skinnier at 41 than he was at any point of his life since high school. Perhaps we can no longer call him fat, though I don't know exactly what his body fat level is on this day?
So the posters in this thread calling him fat on his birthday might want to knock it off a bit. Consider editing your posts.
16 Years Ago on This Day - Chris' message to the world on his 25th Birthday:
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I wonder what wisdom Chris would have for us now? I believe I first heard about him in 2008, maybe late 2007.
anyway, tfw 2007 was 16 years ago. Has it been that long since Halo 3, Gears of War, the Shivering Isles expansion pack for TESIV?
So the posters in this thread calling him fat on his birthday might want to knock it off a bit. Consider editing your posts.
16 Years Ago on This Day - Chris' message to the world on his 25th Birthday:
Chris Chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE
"Chris Chan's IMPORTANT MESSAGE"Originally uploaded on 4 November 2007 on the account "Sonichu."Re-uploaded 24 September 2008 as "CWC's Important Message 022...
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anyway, tfw 2007 was 16 years ago. Has it been that long since Halo 3, Gears of War, the Shivering Isles expansion pack for TESIV?
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He's the type of guy who will live forever and likely outlive most of this forum. I say this because I really want to be proven wrong.
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Happy birthday motherfucker.
We literally wouldn't be here without you.
We literally wouldn't be here without you.
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Hey I said hes a "not so fat fuck." Anymore. (Supposedly)
Supposedly his hairs gone grey or completely white which is possible. The last pics we had of Chris showed him going greyer than usual. The thing is a white male in his late 30s early 40 shouldn't have Gandalf white hair till around 45 or so. Now some could argue Chris has had a "stressful" life that excellerated the process but really how stressful can a life of being catfished, mocked, shadowed, manipulated, gaslit and made into a sideshow attraction be?
Really it was all that with so many other reasons. From his atrocious diet and lifestyle to trooning out and fucking up his already messed up body even more than usual.
Just goes to show you fellas, take care of yourselves out there.
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Happy birthday Chris, the world has gone to shit since you left us.
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I'm a little younger than Chris but I've got some grey hairs. It seems like more brown hairs grew back after I dumped a very stressful girlfriend so I'm not so grey anymore, I think I look pretty good with the mix of brown and grey. If Chris gets released from jail and his hair is white, maybe he can finally dye it that shade of copper sulfate blue he always wanted.
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Yeah but Bob was in the old Army (not the current year one that has soldiers who would've been circus freaks a century ago) and both were physically active until their twilight years. If Chris lives to be 80 his last one or two decades are gonna be hell. I'm talking hooked to a dialysis machine hell.
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Do we have any indication his kidneys are in bad shape? I know he's drank a shitton of soda but in jail at least he's got all the water he can manage to drink. I don't know of any history of kidney stones, he would probably have complained about that in a video if they'd formed before the arrest.
Disturbing thought: Chris blows out his kidneys somehow, ends up on dialysis, and is fast tracked for a transplant, extending his life for many years.
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He mentioned passing a kidney stone in a 2017 tweet.
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Is there a QRD on Chris' current situation somewhere? He's been in prison for two years, is this how Virginia plans on dealing with him indefinitely?
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Happy Birthday, Chris. I'd shake hands with you, but that jacket you're wearing has your arms strapped to your sides.
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I don't think drinking soda really contributes to kidney stones. It's more hereditary.
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I can only see that happening if Kiwifarms becomes a victim of its own success and spawns legions of successful copycats. Even if he does outlive Kiwifarms, I sincerely doubt he'll outlive the general interest in gawking at him that KF facilitates. Unless his online presence never returns, that is.