Chris turns 40

[Coelacanth]

An unhappy birthday to Chris. I hope he gets nothing this year.

 

[Spergichu]

Happy birthday you fat fuck. Hope you enjoy a nice Little Debbie cake from the commissary.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Happy Christian Love day

Its very funny Chris has been in jail his entire 40's so far

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh hey boss funny seeing you around here again.

Unhapppy to you Chris ya (supposedly) not so fat anymore fuck.

 

[raspberry mocha]

Damn. It feels like just yesterday Chris was a 25 year old virgin looking for a boyfriend free girl.

 

[King Metalia]

Another Christian Love Day is upon us. That's 41 years of stupidity and degeneracy. I hope the fucker is losing his shit over missing another birthday as we speak.

 

[AfroMegan]

Happy national Mexico's flag day to you guys.

 

[Retard of the Month]

Happy birthday to that motherfucker.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Oh, if only we could have Golden Age Chris be able to see the future and behold his 41st birthday.

Rotting away in jail, having lost everything, having become every single thing that he was absolutely against, all because of the one thing he couldn't bring himself to give up: his ego.

Happy Birthday, Chris, you piece of shit.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Happy Mexican Flag Day

 

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554 miles south of the Canadian border, 12 miles west of the state line. Never seen so many weirdos in my life. As W.C. Fields would say, I'd rather be here than jail.

 

[D_Tractor]

famousbirthdays.com lists Chris as the 19th most famous celebrity born on this day. Phil Night is #34.

Christine Weston Chandler - Age, Family, Bio | Famous Birthdays

Fun facts: before fame, family life, popularity rankings, and more.

www.famousbirthdays.com

 

[DavidFerrie]

Happy birthday to the most spectacularly clueless, disgusting, and perverse human being I've ever encountered online or IRL.

 

[D_Tractor]

Happy birthday to the most spectacularly clueless, disgusting, and perverse human being I've ever encountered online or IRL.

Ever heard of Cyrax and Tommy Tooter?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Happy birthday, fatshit! May Bubba give you all the birthday pickles you deserve

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Happy Christian Love Day my fellow brothers and sisters.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Ever heard of Cyrax and Tommy Tooter?

They're worthy rivals, to be sure. But they'll never match OPL -- the gold standard of LOLcows.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Happy Christian Love Day my friends. I hope you get to spend it with your true and honest heartsweet

 

[fake farts]

Happy 41% day, Chris

 

[MarMar049]

How many years do you guys think Chris has left? My guess is 10, maybe 15.