Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

Very easy actually. I followed this tutorial and everything went perfectly:
Yeah it’s a really straightforward process! Just remember if your SD card is over a certain amount you’ll need to format it to FAT32 before using it for your 3DS. Once it’s home brewed you can either download .cia files online or use your 3DS to download the HShop and download them through there. I will say it is rather time consuming
 
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Yeah it’s a really straightforward process! Just remember if your SD card is over a certain amount you’ll need to format it to FAT32 before using it for your 3DS. Once it’s home brewed you can either download .cia files online or use your 3DS to download the HShop and download them through there. I will say it is rather time consuming
Meanwhile with Switch homebrew: "Just rewire the electrical wiring of your entire house d00d. Its physically impossible to mod a switch lite."-some trannies and faggots off gbatemp

Kill all trannies
 
So the Pikachu Raid made me realise something. I wish all 7 Stars had an extra ablity that allowed them to use the move they use at the start of a match.

Having Pokemon clearly designed with a free setup turn in mind but no way to setup on their own is odd.
 
Tangentialy related, but the released both the title and preview images for the last four Pokémon episodes with Ash. One is focused soley on Team Rocket and had this as the teaser.
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Looks like it’s their last hurrah too.
 
Tangentialy related, but the released both the title and preview images for the last four Pokémon episodes with Ash. One is focused soley on Team Rocket and had this as the teaser.
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Looks like it’s their last hurrah too.
They're as much main characters as Ash is.
I'm surprised most of the kanto Pokemon aren't there, though. Perhaps they get their own moment.
 
They're as much main characters as Ash is.
I'm surprised most of the kanto Pokemon aren't there, though. Perhaps they get their own moment.
It’s probably all the ones that weren’t released or given away in some way. Those are the ones that the rest of Team Rocket took after every region, I think.
 
It’s probably all the ones that weren’t released or given away in some way. Those are the ones that the rest of Team Rocket took after every region, I think.
Yeah but you can't tell me that Arbok and Weezing aren't gonna show up when team rocket blasts off for the last time.

Pokémon Day is coming soon. There's a whole bunch of related news, and just an itty bitty trickle of leaks. I'll spoiler everything in order of how surprising they are.

The final part of the Go Home and Sleep trio is apparently going to get a trailer in this direct. Pokemon Sleep's website has been adjusted into a link to the direct, so presumably the details will get revealed then.

Some leaks have come out regarding the three Pokemon known and not seen in gen 9 yet. Unfortunately, the leakers are all riddlebastards.
- Neither of the Paradox Pokemon look close to the sketches in the book of their counterparts.
- Paradox Suicune's bodyshape is either "Winged" (where most bat and bird pokemon are, as well as eternatus), "Bipedal without tail" or "Bipedal with tail". Note that all past paradoxémon have tails. Even Magneton.
- Paradox Virizion shares some trait with Iron Thorns and Iron Jugulis, Violet's robotic version of Hydreigon and Tyranitar. Nobody's got any idea what that similarity is, and a lot of people say khu has phoned it in.
- There's a turtleshell design associated with the third legendary. It may also be a cut gemstone. It very closely resembles the pendant one of the two new Protags (Liko, the Girl) is wearing.

According to logged copyrights... a new Mystery Dungeon game is likely coming out. Spike Chunsoft's copyright notice has been updated for 2023. My money's on a Time/darkness/sky remake.
 

Who here's got 44 minutes and multiple brain cells to spare to watch this? Just from the thumbnail I can tell that this is going to be a total fucking train wreck, not to mention how Youtubers have contorted and abused the entire idea of a Nuzlocke in the past few years anyways. I'm not as resistant to stuff like this (I guess it'd be "cringe" but that word has been tainted for me) as most of the site, so I'm sharing the vid in case anybody else is stronger than me and able to sustain such a lengthy onslaught of ADHD editing and objectively wrong info lol.
Lmk if it's actually a masterpiece and 100% accurate or something. I've had a craving for lengthy "history of" videos as of late, so if this one somehow isn't utter trash then I'd be happy to watch it. I would probably sperg out a bit if it had some key facts wrong though, teenage me took this stuff way too seriously and i'm not convinced that part of me is dead just yet.
 
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Its just the history of the idea of the nuzlocke challenge. https://www.nuzlocke.com/about/
Well, yes, but I'm not convinced it's even remotely accurate (because Wolfey has sold out completely and was never interested in Nuzlockes in the first place) and can't stomach the editing for long enough to confirm. Therefore, post.
 
It’s probably all the ones that weren’t released or given away in some way. Those are the ones that the rest of Team Rocket took after every region, I think.

what about my buddy Mimikyu?


Who here's got 44 minutes and multiple brain cells to spare to watch this? Just from the thumbnail I can tell that this is going to be a total fucking train wreck, not to mention how Youtubers have contorted and abused the entire idea of a Nuzlocke in the past few years anyways. I'm not as resistant to stuff like this (I guess it'd be "cringe" but that word has been tainted for me) as most of the site, so I'm sharing the vid in case anybody else is stronger than me and able to sustain such a lengthy onslaught of ADHD editing and objectively wrong info lol.
Lmk if it's actually a masterpiece and 100% accurate or something. I've had a craving for lengthy "history of" videos as of late, so if this one somehow isn't utter trash then I'd be happy to watch it. I would probably sperg out a bit if it had some key facts wrong though, teenage me took this stuff way too seriously and i'm not convinced that part of me is dead just yet.

probably the best blowjob a certain nuzlocker has ever experienced
 
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alright, so exactly what I feared and total bs
thanks :/
really sucks that this is what Nuzlockes are now. If almost any person with actual investment into the whole idea made that video, I'd actually have been reasonably excited for something like this. Sigh, oh well.

Depressing realities aside, sorry for hijacking any convo that might've been happening beforehand. Got a bit pissy about the video and had KF open, so that relatively-mad post kinda just spilled out.
Uh, that aside, Pokémon Day's in a day or two. Does anybody care? All the Pokémon-related circles i'm in seem either bitterly cynical or not even aware of it, despite the fact that it's in 2 days. So, curious as to what this place's thoughts on it are.
 
alright, so exactly what I feared and total bs
thanks :/
really sucks that this is what Nuzlockes are now. If almost any person with actual investment into the whole idea made that video, I'd actually have been reasonably excited for something like this. Sigh, oh well.

Depressing realities aside, sorry for hijacking any convo that might've been happening beforehand. Got a bit pissy about the video and had KF open, so that relatively-mad post kinda just spilled out.
Uh, that aside, Pokémon Day's in a day or two. Does anybody care? All the Pokémon-related circles i'm in seem either bitterly cynical or not even aware of it, despite the fact that it's in 2 days. So, curious as to what this place's thoughts on it are.
I don't actively play nor buy Nintendo crap so I'm not all that emotionally involved for this upcoming commercial. I'm ready for nothing special, but hey anything can still happen, ya know? Pokemon stadium port? New game anouncement? New anime reveals?

At least the reactions on /vp/ will be funny.
Man, that takes me back. And hey, a new chapter. Glad to see he’s still trying to finish the thing, even if it’s very slow updates.
...dude that part came out back in 2019.
 
I'm ready for nothing special, but hey anything can still happen, ya know? Pokemon stadium port? New game anouncement? New anime reveals?
that's a good way of looking at it ngl
i've been super cynical about the franchise for like 5 years now so I'm keeping my expectations low too, but maybe just having meh expectations is better than the crap I'm expecting :0
I think the Stadium port is already out on NSO, right? And you can only use rentals, so there's that. New game announcement is probably not happening, though I'm expecting DLC for SV and no acknowledgement of the bugs. Anime reveals would be cool, actually. I hadn't considered that! Kind of hoping it happens now lol
 
Pokemon Presents breakdown

This seems to star a super-fucking-cursed pikachu plushie. I think it's a puppet. Still super cursed.

Pokemon world championships are in japan this year.

This fucking pikachu is terrifying.

Next thing is like a super tryhard "I'm not a massive dork playing a kid's card game" add for what seems to be a retro-release of the early tcg cards.

New Netflix series called the Pokemon Concierge...? A stop motion-animated series based at a resort, starring it's concierge. Animation might be interesting, but I ain't holding my breath.

I swear this fucking pikachu will steal your soul.

They've announced there is dlc but they're deliberately holding out on it.

Zacian is joining Pokémon unite. You can finally play as Sif the Great Grey Wolf. And Zamazenta gets fucked again.

Cooking...? Oh christ it's Pokemon themed cuisine- ah Cafe Remix. They made the dish irl irl it kinda freaked me out. the Paldean Starters are coming to cafe remix.

Master Sex...? It's got a champion-themed event, and the rivals from Galar are teaming up with legendary galarian birds. The voices are so terrible...

Pokémon sleep is coming out at last. fucknig had to laugh when they had to have a disclaimer that, no, the game doesn't make obviously animated pokemon sleep in your bed. But it's still not coming out yet, it's coming 'later this year'.

It's a gamified sleep monitor. Sleeping in certain ways makes certain sleeping pokemon show up on the app. Think that idle cats game.

New Accessory called Go Plus + (yep). It's tied in to sleep and go. If you want pikachu to sing you Twinkle Twinkle little star, that'll be available in july.

Finally Scarlet and Violet.

GOD DAMN PARADOX SUICUNE LOOKS BALLER. And simultaneously kinda stupid. just see for yourself.

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Tera raid event VERY soon.

Okay what is this...- some kinda sentai rangers pokemon?? WHAT is this...?!
The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero. Part 1, the Teal Mask. Ogrepon
Part Two, the Indigo Disk. Terapagos. HMMMMM. INTERESTING NAME.

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The teal mask takes you to a land called Kitakami and Indigo disk takes you to Blueberry academy. The former seems to be a new asian region or just literally more japan and seems to have a lot of new pokemon. I think the trio of Pokemon here might be experimenting with the idea of split evolution starters, as they seem to have a sentai-rangers inspired form and an evil spirit form.

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The indigo disc is basically just a floating arena, but I'm guessing we're going deeper into area Zero there.

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Nothing that specific revealed yet.

And one last visit from the cursed muppetchu.
 
Pokemon Presents breakdown

This seems to star a super-fucking-cursed pikachu plushie. I think it's a puppet. Still super cursed.

Pokemon world championships are in japan this year.

This fucking pikachu is terrifying.

Next thing is like a super tryhard "I'm not a massive dork playing a kid's card game" add for what seems to be a retro-release of the early tcg cards.

New Netflix series called the Pokemon Concierge...? A stop motion-animated series based at a resort, starring it's concierge. Animation might be interesting, but I ain't holding my breath.

I swear this fucking pikachu will steal your soul.

They've announced there is dlc but they're deliberately holding out on it.

Zacian is joining Pokémon unite. You can finally play as Sif the Great Grey Wolf. And Zamazenta gets fucked again.

Cooking...? Oh christ it's Pokemon themed cuisine- ah Cafe Remix. They made the dish irl irl it kinda freaked me out. the Paldean Starters are coming to cafe remix.

Master Sex...? It's got a champion-themed event, and the rivals from Galar are teaming up with legendary galarian birds. The voices are so terrible...

Pokémon sleep is coming out at last. fucknig had to laugh when they had to have a disclaimer that, no, the game doesn't make obviously animated pokemon sleep in your bed. But it's still not coming out yet, it's coming 'later this year'.

It's a gamified sleep monitor. Sleeping in certain ways makes certain sleeping pokemon show up on the app. Think that idle cats game.

New Accessory called Go Plus + (yep). It's tied in to sleep and go. If you want pikachu to sing you Twinkle Twinkle little star, that'll be available in july.

Finally Scarlet and Violet.

GOD DAMN PARADOX SUICUNE LOOKS BALLER. And simultaneously kinda stupid. just see for yourself.

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Tera raid event VERY soon.

Okay what is this...- some kinda sentai rangers pokemon?? WHAT is this...?!
The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero. Part 1, the Teal Mask. Ogrepon
Part Two, the Indigo Disk. Terapagos. HMMMMM. INTERESTING NAME.

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The teal mask takes you to a land called Kitakami and Indigo disk takes you to Blueberry academy. The former seems to be a new asian region or just literally more japan and seems to have a lot of new pokemon. I think the trio of Pokemon here might be experimenting with the idea of split evolution starters, as they seem to have a sentai-rangers inspired form and an evil spirit form.

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The indigo disc is basically just a floating arena, but I'm guessing we're going deeper into area Zero there.

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Nothing that specific revealed yet.

And one last visit from the cursed muppetchu.
So did they just forget Suicune was supposed to be created during the Burnt Tower fire, or...?
 
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