This seems to star a super-fucking-cursed pikachu plushie. I think it's a puppet. Still super cursed.
Pokemon world championships are in japan this year.
This fucking pikachu is terrifying.
Next thing is like a super tryhard "I'm not a massive dork playing a kid's card game" add for what seems to be a retro-release of the early tcg cards.
New Netflix series called the Pokemon Concierge...? A stop motion-animated series based at a resort, starring it's concierge. Animation might be interesting, but I ain't holding my breath.
I swear this fucking pikachu will steal your soul.
They've announced there is dlc but they're deliberately holding out on it.
Zacian is joining Pokémon unite. You can finally play as Sif the Great Grey Wolf. And Zamazenta gets fucked again.
Cooking...? Oh christ it's Pokemon themed cuisine- ah Cafe Remix. They made the dish irl irl it kinda freaked me out. the Paldean Starters are coming to cafe remix.
Master Sex...? It's got a champion-themed event, and the rivals from Galar are teaming up with legendary galarian birds. The voices are so terrible...
Pokémon sleep is coming out at last. fucknig had to laugh when they had to have a disclaimer that, no, the game doesn't make obviously animated pokemon sleep in your bed. But it's still not coming out yet, it's coming 'later this year'.
It's a gamified sleep monitor. Sleeping in certain ways makes certain sleeping pokemon show up on the app. Think that idle cats game.
New Accessory called Go Plus + (yep). It's tied in to sleep and go. If you want pikachu to sing you Twinkle Twinkle little star, that'll be available in july.
Finally Scarlet and Violet.
GOD DAMN PARADOX SUICUNE LOOKS BALLER. And simultaneously kinda stupid. just see for yourself.
Tera raid event VERY soon.
Okay what is this...- some kinda sentai rangers pokemon?? WHAT is this...?!
The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero. Part 1, the Teal Mask. Ogrepon
Part Two, the Indigo Disk. Terapagos. HMMMMM. INTERESTING NAME.
The teal mask takes you to a land called Kitakami and Indigo disk takes you to Blueberry academy. The former seems to be a new asian region or just literally more japan and seems to have a lot of new pokemon. I think the trio of Pokemon here might be experimenting with the idea of split evolution starters, as they seem to have a sentai-rangers inspired form and an evil spirit form.
The indigo disc is basically just a floating arena, but I'm guessing we're going deeper into area Zero there.
Nothing that specific revealed yet.
And one last visit from the cursed muppetchu.