Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Chan the Wizard]

It's true. I'm a disabled autist on welfare.
But at least I don't jack it to gamergate.

Just beautiful trannies and my waifu Randi.

 

[AP 297]

You are the pathetic one. You admitted to jerking off to Gamergate. You will never have the moral high ground on anyone here.

At least you admitted to being an absolute failure. Baby steps, I suppose.

Nora joins David in being butthurt

Dave's linkedin page is interesting.

<- Self-employed, more like unemployed lol

Often when a person is freelance or unemployed, they mention self-employed. It is a lot easier than saying you are unemployed, because sadly few people hire unemployed people. Especially a person like Dave that hasn't had a consistent job or demonstratable work history for over 3 years.

Dave's other traits like these listed below have left him pretty burned on the ever getting a serious job front:

• Not delivering on deadlines
• Not having current marketable skills (MSPaint and Flash aren't the same as Photoshop and Java)
• Poor personal hygiene (Smelling like cat urine)
• Saying bad things about past employers (made game about that one wow )
• Having nude pics of himself on the internet
• Claiming to masturbate to things on his twitter feed
• Frequently getting into internet slap fights with people on the internet (One of them being a with a cancer survivor who is a popular youtube and gaming figure i.e. Total Biscuit Incident or strange sites made to document the eccentric i.e. Kiwifarms and ED)
• Poor personal skills (saying he delighted in angering his boss and a customer)

As for wanting to talk to us without masks, Dave and Nora preemptively blocked a lot of us from their twitter and delight in it. At this point, the only way we can say anything is to do it on another site. They both have only themselves to thank. We hide behind masks on another site to say all this, because let's be honest if they knew who we were; they would attack us personally and far worse than we are doing here just like they did to Total Biscuit, Randi Harper, and others they disagreed with. They have a penchant for making things personal. They hold real grudges and never let them go after they label a person "problematic".

 

[Jaimas]

Dave's linkedin page is interesting.

View attachment 102486 <- Self-employed, more like unemployed lol

Often when a person is freelance or unemployed, they mention self-employed. It is a lot easier than saying you are unemployed, because sadly few people hire unemployed people. Especially a person like Dave that hasn't had a consistent job or demonstratable work history for over 3 years.

Dave's other traits like these listed below have left him pretty burned on the ever getting a serious job front:

• Not delivering on deadlines
• Not having current marketable skills (MSPaint and Flash aren't the same as Photoshop and Java)
• Poor personal hygiene (Smelling like cat urine)
• Saying bad things about past employers (made game about that one wow )
• Having nude pics of himself on the internet
• Claiming to masturbate to things on his twitter feed
• Frequently getting into internet slap fights with people on the internet (One of them being a with a cancer survivor who is a popular youtube and gaming figure i.e. Total Biscuit Incident or strange sites made to document the eccentric i.e. Kiwifarms and ED)
• Poor personal skills (saying he delighted in angering his boss and a customer)

As for wanting to talk to us without masks, Dave and Nora preemptively blocked a lot of us from their twitter and delight in it. At this point, the only way we can say anything is to do it on another site. They both have only themselves to thank. We hide behind masks on another site to say all this, because let's be honest if they knew who we were; they would attack us personally and far worse than we are doing here just like they did to Total Biscuit, Randi Harper, and others they disagreed with. They have a penchant for making things personal. They hold real grudges and never let them go after they label a person "problematic".

You know, that may be my biggest issue with this guy.

I, for one, could ignore the "My game is so deep, you just don't get it" moral superiority (we all know where that particular train leads - thanks, Sunset), the showing his ass to Zoe Quinn in a hamfisted flirting attempt, hell, even the fapping it to Gamergate. But right there, you get a clear-cut example of where David's mind is at. Anyone he arbitrarily decides is "bad" (coincidentally, this will be anyone who disparages someone in his clique) will be treated as a threat, regardless of what they've actually done or not. And from there, you're off to the races.

And of course, it always goes down the same path when these degenerates start to lose an argument. You get on Social Networking so we can mob you properly! Even though that's what we're accusing you of doing! You reveal your true identity to us, so we can use it, Laurelai-style, when we have a history of using personal information to try to destroy peoples' careers! And we are justified in this because you're terrible, terrible people, laughing at people who would think nothing of sending death threats to the family of a man dying of cancer, or making fun of a woman stupid enough to accidentally her entire career. You are human vermin.

It's like they all have this subconscious desire to go full Geordie Tait.

 

[AnOminous]

It's like they all have this subconscious desire to go full Geordie Tait.

And they are infuriated we remain anonymous, or at least pseudonymous, while criticizing them for being so fucking dumb they'd attach the idiotic things they do to their irl names.

Nope, we're not going to do the same shit you do that we laugh at you for doing.

 

[Cynical]

And they are infuriated we remain anonymous, or at least pseudonymous, while criticizing them for being so fucking dumb they'd attach the idiotic things they do to their irl names.

Nope, we're not going to do the same shit you do that we laugh at you for doing.

And the most amusing part of all is that if Twitter went down, I don't think these chucklefucks would know how to deal with it. Nora has invested a ton of time into making spambots (which she considers the highlight of her life right now) and would probably upend the anti-anxiety pills if Twitter was dead for over 24 hours.

I don't know what Gallant would do, but it probably involves a lot of lurking r/KotakuInAction and getting a lot of hair on his hands.

 

[ActualKiwi]

And the most amusing part of all is that if Twitter went down, I don't think these chucklefucks would know how to deal with it. Nora has invested a ton of time into making spambots (which she considers the highlight of her life right now) and would probably upend the anti-anxiety pills if Twitter was dead for over 24 hours.

I don't know what Gallant would do, but it probably involves a lot of lurking r/KotakuInAction and getting a lot of hair on his hands.

But would she get the cap off?

 

[Spellskite]

You are the pathetic one. You admitted to jerking off to Gamergate. You will never have the moral high ground on anyone here.

At least you admitted to being an absolute failure. Baby steps, I suppose.

Nora joins David in being butthurt

David's going to have to define success here. If its about making an ass of yourself online, having an abysmal work ethic, and possessing zero friends, then I'll gladly tip my hat to him.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Lol if you constantly check a thread that says you suck at life, then bitch about it on Twitter using more than the characters they allow you, then you might be salty. All this time watching us should be used to improve your "game".

 

[HG 400]

Nope, we're not going to do the same shit you do that we laugh at you for doing.

Only a retarded person would laugh at retards on the internet under their real name.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Only a retarded person would laugh at retards on the internet under their real name.

Agree. Retards being retards have no sense of proportion. "You laughed at me so I'm going to destroy your livelihood," thinks the retard, thinking that this sort of retard logic is reasonable.

 

[Army Burger]

David is retarded enough to think that it's a good idea to donate to Nora's Patreon.

"Fucking pay me im great at doing jack shit"

 

[chimpburgers]

David is retarded enough to think that it's a good idea to donate to Nora's Patreon.

"Fucking pay me im great at doing jack shit"

Oh great, a cheapskate giving money to a proven ebegger and liar. Wonderful.

 

[HG 400]

And of course, it always goes down the same path when these degenerates start to lose an argument. You get on Social Networking so we can mob you properly! Even though that's what we're accusing you of doing! You reveal your true identity to us, so we can use it, Laurelai-style, when we have a history of using personal information to try to destroy peoples' careers! And we are justified in this because you're terrible, terrible people, laughing at people who would think nothing of sending death threats to the family of a man dying of cancer, or making fun of a woman stupid enough to accidentally her entire career. You are human vermin.

It's like they all have this subconscious desire to go full Geordie Tait.

To be totally clear, I don't think David Gallant is any kind of threat. To anybody. If he knew who I was irl he'd probably just get on twitter and say 'hey this guy is a human garbage fire shitlord' and a bunch of his faggot followers would either block me, or tweet at me that I'm an entitled pissbaby and then I'd say "lol ok" and then post their children's dox and then they'd block me, and that would be that. If I worked in the same industry he does he'd probably try to get me blacklisted for shitlordery or w/e, but let's face it ; if I was a indie game dev with less industry clout than David Gallant then I'd already be an unemployable parasite on welfare, so who cares lol.

Remember, this is a guy who thinks 'tweeting at people' is harassment. He's harmless lol.

 

[CatParty]

he'd probably just get on twitter and say 'hey this guy is a human garbage fire shitlord' and a bunch of his faggot followers would either block me

all 200 followers at most lol

 

[HG 400]

all 200 followers at most lol

If I had 200 people's children to dox, I'd be so happy....

 

[AP 297]

To be totally clear, I don't think David Gallant is any kind of threat. To anybody. If he knew who I was irl he'd probably just get on twitter and say 'hey this guy is a human garbage fire shitlord' and a bunch of his faggot followers would either block me, or tweet at me that I'm an entitled pissbaby and then I'd say "lol ok" and then post their children's dox and then they'd block me, and that would be that. If I worked in the same industry he does he'd probably try to get me blacklisted for shitlordery or w/e, but let's face it ; if I was a indie game dev with less industry clout than David Gallant then I'd already be an unemployable parasite on welfare, so who cares lol.

Remember, this is a guy who thinks 'tweeting at people' is harassment. He's harmless lol.

He's harmless now because he destroyed himself. Emphasis on the now part. His influence dropped dramatically after the total biscuit incident and a few of his other fuck ups.

He trolls himself.

 

[HG 400]

He's harmless now because he destroyed himself. Emphasis on the now part. His influence dropped dramatically after the total biscuit incident and a few of his other fuck ups.

He trolls himself.

He's never had influence that could negatively impact anyone who doesn't have spastic fits and kill themselves over mean tweets.

 

[AP 297]

He's never had influence that could negatively impact anyone who doesn't have spastic fits and kill themselves over mean tweets.

There was this brief moment at a small online group 5 years ago that he barely managed to last longer than 6 months:

The fact that even a small person like him could use a sister publication of gaming magazine to even get on the radar of TB is a bit amazing.

Still, you are right that dave is very marginal. He really can't accomplish much in his state. I still wonder, if he could - how far would he go? What line is off limits to him?

From his behavior, I can't really see a line he won't cross.

 

[HG 400]

Still, you are right that dave is very marginal. He really can't accomplish much in his state. I still wonder, if he could - how far would he go? What line is off limits to him?

I doubt he'll do any of the following...

- Sue two of us in England for £10,000
- Call up multiple police departments to accuse one of us of sex offences and domestic terrorism
- Upload his dick to Kiwi Farms then call our host pretending to be 13 and accusing us of child pornography
- Pay over $1,000 for a botnet DDoS on us
- Impersonate one of us to send school shooting threats to schools and media outlets in our local area
- Publish hitpieces on our mothers for having parking tickets
- Tell the police one of us rolled up on him in Oakland and shot at him
- Solicit an anthrax hoax in our name
- Harass a prominent sex-trafficking charity head while saying it's our fault he's doing it
- Reveal one of us is a registered police informant to every meth dealer in Bayswater
- Try to murder one of us and chop up his body and feed him to the pigs in the Phillipines

He's not even nuisance-tier he's just a sad miserable cuck on canada-welfare who will call us meanies and shitlords on twitter and whine about how we're making fun of him and call us losers for paying attention to him, that's pretty much all he'll ever do.

 

[Jaimas]

To be totally clear, I don't think David Gallant is any kind of threat. To anybody. If he knew who I was irl he'd probably just get on twitter and say 'hey this guy is a human garbage fire shitlord' and a bunch of his faggot followers would either block me, or tweet at me that I'm an entitled pissbaby and then I'd say "lol ok" and then post their children's dox and then they'd block me, and that would be that. If I worked in the same industry he does he'd probably try to get me blacklisted for shitlordery or w/e, but let's face it ; if I was a indie game dev with less industry clout than David Gallant then I'd already be an unemployable parasite on welfare, so who cares lol.

Remember, this is a guy who thinks 'tweeting at people' is harassment. He's harmless lol.

And Dynastia shows everyone else once more how it's done.

If I had 200 people's children to dox, I'd be so happy....

Some day, Dyne. Some day.