Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Burd Turglar]

Where did I say any of that? I just do not believe that men should harass women in parking lots, who are clearly distressed, who clearly request to be left alone, over one fucking shopping cart. I think that is faggot behavior. But you will continue to call me a "cart leaver" and accuse me of having a vagina just because I call out this faggot behavior. All you have are ad hominem attacks.

Do I get annoyed if, in a busy parking lot, the only space available has a fucking cart planted in the middle of it? Yes. Do I think the solution to this is to have faggots patrolling the area and uploading the confrontation to their Youtube channel? No. I think that would create more issues than it solves.

Well obviously we don't have a bunch of faggots patrolling parking lots, that would be ridiculous. We have one faggot, roaming the country harassing garbage people. It accomplishes nothing of substance but it does make me chuckle.

 

[MetalOwls]

i dont think its reasonable to stir people up and then just refuse to accept anything other than them bowing before you and being lead by the ear in their diapers to be a good lil boy. like what is he harassing people for at this point in this video? "fuck you bitch, ughhh fuck fine ill move it somewhere safer but fuck you im not doing exactly what you told me to" an angry sentiment an employee having to move one cart.

It's not like we laugh at lolcows expecting them to change either, but poking fun at them and riling them up is certainly entertaining. Same concept.

 

[The Cock Carousel]

This is why Aldis is better
Put the cart back or lose a quarter

 

[Demonslayer1776]

The amount of people getting assmad and acting like this is some self righteous crusade are too autistic to understand the irony of cart narcs. The whole point is he's being an irritating cunt, and doing it in the most mild way possible. He acts overly friendly and and goes after people for a mild infraction because it makes them look like even bigger retards when they can't let it go. In almost all of these videos the targets could just drive away and remove the magnet at their next stop, but they instead spend 10+ minutes in the parking lot arguing with him because they have to get the last word in.

 

[Tilapia]

It's not like we laugh at lolcows expecting them to change either, but poking fun at them and riling them up is certainly entertaining. Same concept.

We post about them on Kiwi Farms. They do not have to look.

What Cart Narc does is Gay Ops.

 

[sadbird]

I don't get it. Just put it back.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

This guy is a faggot and I wish that nigger in his one video stabbed him. That being said, I always return my carts

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

We post about them on Kiwi Farms. They do not have to look.

And likewise these people dont have to engage with him.

 

[No Memory]

Where did I say any of that?

By continually defending that people who leave carts who are women should get a pass from him. Like your very next sentence.

I just do not believe that men should harass women in parking lots, who are clearly distressed, who clearly request to be left alone, over one fucking shopping cart

Shut up lazybones, no one cares you have a vagina. Carts can't only be returned by pushing them with a boner. Get over yourself.

 

[le boucher]

I used to live like 1km from the supermarket and didn't drive so I would just walk home with the cart then dump it in the street or an ally after I vandalized it. But if I was in a bad and confrontational mood I might confront someone doing this just for the sport of it, no need to film.

 

[MetalOwls]

The amount of people getting assmad and acting like this is some self righteous crusade are too autistic to understand the irony of cart narcs. The whole point is he's being an irritating cunt, and doing it in the most mild way possible. He acts overly friendly and and goes after people for a mild infraction because it makes them look like even bigger retards when they can't let it go. In almost all of these videos the targets could just drive away and remove the magnet at their next stop, but they instead spend 10+ minutes in the parking lot arguing with him because they have to get the last word in.

I think it can both be mild-mannered baiting and entertainment with a point to it. The scthick would be infinitely less funny if the people caught all calmly disengaged.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

This guy sounds like a complete autist.. for better or worse here...

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

The amount of people getting assmad and acting like this is some self righteous crusade are too autistic to understand the irony of cart narcs. The whole point is he's being an irritating cunt, and doing it in the most mild way possible. He acts overly friendly and and goes after people for a mild infraction because it makes them look like even bigger retards when they can't let it go. In almost all of these videos the targets could just drive away and remove the magnet at their next stop, but they instead spend 10+ minutes in the parking lot arguing with him because they have to get the last word in.

Okay but let me raise you this.


He's ANNOYING to listen to.

 

[internet friend]

The amount of people getting assmad and acting like this is some self righteous crusade are too autistic to understand the irony of cart narcs. The whole point is he's being an irritating cunt, and doing it in the most mild way possible. He acts overly friendly and and goes after people for a mild infraction because it makes them look like even bigger retards when they can't let it go. In almost all of these videos the targets could just drive away and remove the magnet at their next stop, but they instead spend 10+ minutes in the parking lot arguing with him because they have to get the last word in.

That's what makes it so great. The second grade insults like lazybones make it way funnier when people sperg the fuck out

 

[The Foxtrot]

I return my cart because I don't want it to get rolling and dent someone else's car, and I don't mind making a retail worker's life a little bit easier. If you don't want to return the cart, okay. No skin off my back, hell, might even be quicker to fetch one of those carts before I walk into the store.

That being said HOLY FUCKING SHIT you people are losing your minds over a completely trivial, bullshit non-issue. Yeah, I get it, some people who don't return their carts are obviously lazy assholes, but it doesn't matter to me either way and it shouldn't to you either.

As far as this guy goes? He's playing a really stupid game by provoking people over something like this, and he probably will get shot or stabbed at some point over it. The fact he wears body armor while doing this silly shit is a dead giveaway that he is well aware he is potentially fucking with some dangerous people, and he still chooses to do it anyway.

He's not some hero doing a public service, he's a delusional retard playing games with his life for internet clout, and it may well cost him his life in the future. I'll have the same reaction if/when that happens as I have in the past when these "pranksters" on YouTube get shot or stabbed for doing their shit on random civilians - "What a fucking dumbass!".

 

[Tofu Dust]

By continually defending that people who leave carts who are women should get a pass from him. Like your very next sentence.

Shut up lazybones, no one cares you have a vagina. Carts can't only be returned by pushing them with a boner. Get over yourself.

Personally I think you and @Tilapia need a hot Sunday and to kiss and make up already. It's fucking carts bro!

 

[Super Guido]

I used to live like 1km from the supermarket and didn't drive so I would just walk home with the cart then dump it in the street or an ally after I vandalized it. But if I was in a bad and confrontational mood I might confront someone doing this just for the sport of it, no need to film.

The spectacle is half the fun, though.

 

[RollerGator]

Where did I say any of that? I just do not believe that men should harass women in parking lots, who are clearly distressed, who clearly request to be left alone, over one fucking shopping cart. I think that is faggot behavior. But you will continue to call me a "cart leaver" and accuse me of having a vagina just because I call out this faggot behavior. All you have are ad hominem attacks.

Do I get annoyed if, in a busy parking lot, the only space available has a fucking cart planted in the middle of it? Yes. Do I think the solution to this is to have faggots patrolling the area and uploading the confrontation to their Youtube channel? No. I think that would create more issues than it solves.

What issue is it creating? If you're the type of person to just leave your cart in the middle of a parking lot you deserve to be harassed by an annoying YouTuber. It's something you can avoid by being a normal person who returns their cart.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Ask a cart leaver how they would have felt if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday. They'll simply respond by telling you they did have breakfast, and your question makes no sense. There is no internal monologue. There is no life behind those eyes. These people are not the same as you and me.

I purposefully don't return my cart so I can listen to you janny loving kikes cry about your tampons sliding out from all of the histrionic wailing. Y'all give the morality fags in the "people dying" thread a shot a the title for "the ponciest niggers in all the farms."

 

[Eddie Gluskin]

I purposefully don't return my cart so I can listen to you janny loving kikes cry about your tampons sliding out from all of the histrionic wailing.

You can sum up this debate thread two ways.
Janny loving queermos and TRUE KANGS disposing of something that has outlived its use.