Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[AlpacaPunch]

I’ve explained in the comments already but He goes out and picks fights with people at businesses he has no authority over for something stupid. It’s not hard to understand. He’s a real life tranny janny doing it for free.

Guy, the point of the site is for people who would like to talk about interchangeable thing on the internet then they can.
Regardless of your thoughts on the matter.

Youre literally bad for this business model. Just like the cart narc is a liability for the businesses. So kill yourself.

 

[rel=alternate]

Why so much fighting?

Is it bad to dump your cart anywhere? Yes.
Is this dude's business acting like an annoying tard? Yes.
Does it matter at all? No.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter if it's a magnet or a flier or a church pamphlet. Don't touch my fucking car.

Especially after being told not to. Also, as I have stated before, magnets can scratch paint, if there is dust on the surface of the car or under the magnet.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

It's a stick on magnet. You drive one block down and take it off, hardly rocket science.

If I see someone not return a cart, I discretely follow them home, and when they're inside, I key "RETURN YOUR CART" on their hood, and then maybe I forget to properly dispose of a moltov cocktail and leave it in their backyard or something.

Just magnets? I thought this guy cared about returning carts. If you aren't part of the cart solution, you're part of the cart problem. This is a WAR.

Does it matter at all? No.

THIS IS ABOUT SAVING THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY!

WE'VE MADE TOO MANY COMPROMISES ALREADY! TOO MANY RETREATS!

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE! NO FURTHER!

 

[Sundae]

See, this is incorrect. I leave out carts because I KNOW it will inconvenience someone. I hate people, you see.

Living up to your "God of Chaos" moniker. I like it, and I agree, fuck humanity, release the carts!

 

[Tacoidiot1955]

the Great Replacement will be reversed by white men assuming every other role in society until all the bad actors are forced out of their jobs. white guys going out to the clubs and picking up all the coalburners. white guys moving to Mexico, and then paying traffickers to ship them back over the border. white guys running reservation casinos. white guys walking around stopped traffic in Chicago at night turning tricks. white guys pouring into the Bloods, Crips, and Latin Kings. white guys committing black-on-black violence. white guys rioting at a KFC because the chicken ran out

White guys paying for bananas with counterfeit bills while high on fentanyl.

 

[King Possum]

I love this website.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

People aren't paid to take the cart backs from anywhere, they're paid to take it from the corrals.

Regardless if you leave your cart out you risk damaging someone's car when a strong enough wind blows. If you do this instead of just taking the extra seconds it takes to walk it to the corral (most places have easily accessible corrals through the parking lot) you're one lazy nigga and I hope you step in dog shit someone didn't pick up on your way out of the store!

 

[ulsterscotsman]

What's funny is after watching alot of his Videos it's usually Black women and older Black people that are the most good humoured about it.
The absolute state of "white" Americans and their hyper individualist wigger brains. Sad!

 

[Netizennameless]

I agree that returning the cart is the right to vote, but I take a completely opposite tack on it - Returning the cart is important because it's minimal self-interest, and if you can't be bothered to take the collective

If nobody returns their shopping carts, they all roll around the parking lot, causing thousands of dollars of damages to everyone's cars per year. Seriously. If every shopping cart were just left out, even assuming that there's a whole economy of shopping-cart handlers running around picking them up, there's still many millions of dollars of damages to cars from stray shopping carts. Each shopping cart returned is one tiny, tiny sliver of those dollars returned to the collective pool. You are saving money in terms of the overall economy, and that makes you individually richer, because you're on average paying less to repair your damn car.

Then you're stealing food from the mouths of hard working auto mechanics and their families. By leaving my cart wherever i please, i am stimulating the economy. I am also providing valuable market research to the company regarding optimal cart receptacle placement.

Plus if you're not lazy, you can just park in the back of the lot where the lazy people don't go and voila! No loose shopping carts.

If you can't be bothered to pay into general insurance, you can't be trusted to care for the group's wellbeing. Shopping carts are a clear microsm.

In 2023 it's an open question of whether or not caring for the group's wellbeing is even morally right. most of them are useless fucks who would genuinely be better off being forced to contribute to society or starve.

A lot of times they'll try, and he responds by chasing down their car and slapping his faggy magnets on them because it's not about righting a social wrong, it's about the views. It's the same reason he insults the ones that actually agree with him. Dude's going to get shot and he's going to deserve it.

100%.

It's a stick on magnet. You drive one block down and take it off, hardly rocket science.

It's vandalism and you van be legally shot for doing it to a vehicle in Texas.

The reason you can be legally shot for it in Texas is that nobody has a right to damage your property, and Texas doesn't play the autistic game of "it's only minor vandalism, let it happen." The onus is on the criminal to decide how much he values his own life, not the innocent bystander.

Less dramatically though, he is committing disorderly conduct. His initiating the situation also creates a legal defense for his victims against the same charge when they chimp out because he's provoking them. That's why he never waits for the cops.

The Texas statute covering it:

PENAL CODE CHAPTER 42. DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND RELATED OFFENSES

 

[Old English Roast Beef]

Our store has invented a simple structural solution to the cart return question, which is to block off the parking lot. The carts literally can go no further than the curb where they are stored, and beyond that is a loading zone if you care to use it. You want to bring groceries to a parked car, you use the arms the good Lord gave you.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

I would rather live in 80's Compton surrounded by the chimpiest chimps to ever chimp out than knowingly speak to someone who doesn't put their cart back, or who thinks that someone putting a magnet on their car constitutes vandalism because of possible dust particles scratching the paint. (Spoiler warning: when you travel at 55mph there's particulate hitting your vehicle)

I cordially invite people who think it's cool to draw a gun on someone who puts a magnet on their car to perform a taste test on the same firearm at their earliest convenience.

 

[Mulp]

Damn. Never realized it was that hard to just return your cart. As someone who hate their cart dinged by a lazy asshole, I appreciate Sebas.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

I’m surprised the deposit system hasn’t caught on worldwide.
In the U.K. you need to stick a pound coin in the lock system to release the cart from the stack. So if you can’t be bothered to return the cart to the park area, you don’t get your pound back. It pops out when you’ve fastened the lock into the trolley queue.
It’s only a pound, but it’s just that bit too much to leave out of laziness.
The system works well. Very orderly car parks and trolley parks.

 

[Netizennameless]

Damn. Never realized it was that hard to just return your cart. As someone who hate their cart dinged by a lazy asshole, I appreciate Sebas.

It's not about putting the cart away, which is the polite thing to do. It's about an autistic faggot accosting you to impose his unofficial moral values on everyone around them. It also harms the business, because i will stop shopping at a place over shit like this.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I’m surprised the deposit system hasn’t caught on worldwide.
In the U.K. you need to stick a pound coin in the lock system to release the cart from the stack. So if you can’t be bothered to return the cart to the park area, you don’t get your pound back. It pops out when you’ve fastened the lock into the trolley queue.
It’s only a pound, but it’s just that bit too much to leave out of laziness.
The system works well. Very orderly car parks and trolley parks.

Some places in the US have that too, but we don't have a common dollar coin in regular circulation so it just takes a quarter dollar. Even funnier, there's a lot of cheap ass hobbyists that exert actual effort into subverting the lock systems.

 

[RACISM]

I logged back into this account to give the definitive answer.

If you don't return the cart you're a nigger.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

I would rather live in 80's Compton surrounded by the chimpiest chimps to ever chimp out than knowingly speak to someone who doesn't put their cart back, or who thinks that someone putting a magnet on their car constitutes vandalism because of possible dust particles scratching the paint. (Spoiler warning: when you travel at 55mph there's particulate hitting your vehicle)

I cordially invite people who think it's cool to draw a gun on someone who puts a magnet on their car to perform a taste test on the same firearm at their earliest convenience.

I cordially invite you to go to 80's Compton, vandalize someone's property right in front of them, and then try to argue that it wasn't vandalism because there's particulate hitting everything all the time. Livestream the results.

 

[internet friend]

With standards for what constitutes vandalism this low, I guess I better start gunning down every tree that drops a leaf on my car. After all, those leaves might damage the clear coat.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

With standards for what constitutes vandalism this low, I guess I better start gunning down every tree that drops a leaf on my car. After all, those leaves might damage the clear coat.

If you genuinely think there's no difference between a tree dropping something on your car and a GoPro wielding retard in a parking lot doing it, you're a retard yourself.