Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 791 56.9%

  • Total voters
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Watching his videos, what I find really disturbing in hindsight is his fundamental misunderstanding of how the science of cooking works. Most cooks don't know "food science" but they get a general sense of what works from experience and common sense, but Jack totally lacks that. Things like undercooking meat, not understanding how bacteria grows, not understanding how flavors are meant to compliment or contrast, or how some things just don't go together, and even the little things like making "pineapple jello" with actual pineapples and lemon jello; pineapple is really acidic, so the jello won't set. (Some canned brands aren't acidic enough to break it down but he never even mentions that and the jello always looks very watery so nvm). Not understanding how quickly calories, sodium and other bad stuff can quickly pile up when you recklessly mix things together, etc.

All of it paints a portrait of someone who just simply doesn't understand how food works, and just throws stuff together haphazardly rather than actually cooks. I'm not surprised he gave himself multiple strokes chugging 12 energy drinks a day, he probably didn't even think for a second about potentially overdosing on caffeine.

His understanding of food science is on par with a 16th century plague doctor's understand of medical science, and the results are just as disastrous.
Of course he doesn't, and he was never going to regardless of strokes. There's a reason people say his 4 food groups are meat, cheese, grease, and sugar. He has the palette of an 8 year old, throws tantrums over the most absurd shit(like complaining that fast food menu items don't look like the marketing pictures), glops heaps of sauce on things(especially salad), has zero patience when it comes to waiting on things to cook(that's why everything is under-done, watery, not browned, etc.) with his primary concern being consumption of calories.

Forget the food science, his lack of understanding of food in general compared to most other grown adults in a first world country is just laughably bad to the point where people assume he must be retarded since 15 years into his cooking bullshit channel a normal human being would have learned something. Instead we get the life journey of an entitled piece of shit who hasn't done an honest days work in ages, and will blame any and everything on other people while anything he should be doing is something he can just rely on god to handle.

edit: Of course as I'm posting this someone found Jack's stupid ass trying to attribute his problems to fucking stevia instead of the multitude of factors entirely in his control if he bothered to actually give a shit. Couldn't make this shit up if you tried to just pretend there was some entity named "Jack" and imagined him as one of the worst human being possible without actively being malignant to society.
 
Tammy’s having a nervous breakdown, apparently.
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Of course he was bothered. This is the guy that was bothered his burger didn't have enough lettuce on it.

The smallest things in life piss him off.

At this point Jack is salmonella.
He's a salmonella elemental. That's why he's having trouble with his body. The salmonella has taken him over completely and they need to learn how to use his body so he can infect others.

pineapple is really acidic, so the jello won't set.
It's due to bromelain in it. It breaks down proteins which is why if you've ever eaten a lot of fresh pineapple you'll find your mouth feels scratchy inside? It's because the bromelain in it has started to work on the inside of your mouth.

Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889
It's used as a filler in cheap versions of artificial sweetener. Not all brands of Stevia have it but every brand of Monkfruit, which he's used a lot of, does.

And it's not like it's going to cause issues in somebody who uses it occasionally. It's more if you have underlying issues like high blood pressure, heart disease, have had previous strokes... so you know... Jagoff. They recommend that you limit yourself to 10-15 grams of it a day. Like a couple teaspoons in total. Knowing this faggot he would sit there with an apple that's all cut up and then dip it directly into the bag thinking he's "smart cheating" by doing so.

And it's not a chemical. It's a "sugar alcohol".
 
Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889
It's always something, isn't it. There's always some trace chemical, or caffeine, or something other than the glut of grease and salt they shove down their throat. Nono Jack, you're right - it's the 60ppm of erythritol, not the solid rafts of fat coating your arteries.
 
Jack is blaming the latest stroke on Stevia? Take some responsibility Jesus christ
This is the guy that blamed his first stroke on took many energy drinks. Claimed he was going to lose 100 pounds by last year. And honestly thought he was going to win a chili cookoff because he used chipotle peppers in it.

He can't take responsibility for anything.
 
Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889
Oh my god, there we have it. The magical item that caused his latest health issues. Anyone win that bet?

Now would be a good time to repost Jack episodes where he make KETO desserts by replacing the sugar with sweetners while leaving in pounds of butter, hydrogenated oil, and flour.

Here is one, Jack makes fake sugar cheese cake slop with about seven kinds of sweetner.

 
Jack is blaming the latest stroke on Stevia? Take some responsibility Jesus christ
This is the same guy that tried to argue with a preacher that the sin of gluttony actually had nothing to do with eating. He's completely unable to ever accept any personal responsibility for anything. Total lack of self awareness.
 
I'd feel bad for Jack if he learned his lesson the first time around but at this point it looks like he's trying to speed run death.
I feel bad for anyone who clearly has an eating disorder like he does and is either oblivious that he's killing himself and destroying his mind and longevity or willingly doing it out of pure self-destruction. I hate seeing this happen to anyone, even if they're doing it to themselves.
 
Oh my god, there we have it. The magical item that caused his latest health issues. Anyone win that bet?

Now would be a good time to repost Jack episodes where he make KETO desserts by replacing the sugar with sweetners while leaving in pounds of butter, hydrogenated oil, and flour.

Here is one, Jack makes fake sugar cheese cake slop with about seven kinds of sweetner.

oh Lord, when he just started eating it with a spoon at the end. I thought he was making a frosting glaze or something, not just EATING whip creamed with pudding powder and calling it keto.:cryblood:
 
Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889


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