Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AnOminous]

The thing is, this lazy, corpulent asshole somehow believes that writing multi-tweet screeds will somehow negate the requirements of 2/3 fed and 2/3 states to change the Constitution.

It's 3/4 of the states. Largely because of morons like Moviebob and other morons with different opinions. It's antidemocratic on purpose because we don't want the country destroyed every time there's a simple majority of absolute morons.

 

[The Nothingness]

Not to mention the sheer impracticality at this point. There are something like 300-400 million guns in circulation, and that may be only those that are registered. The amount of other amendments and rights that would need to be removed to even attempt confiscating all those guns would necessitate a police state on par with any of the worst in history. It's easy to cheer for banning guns if you're not the guy who has to kick in the door of some Texan sovereign citizen and take them by force.

Keep in mind he bemoaned Gawker's losing case, essentially saying it was a defeat of the 1st Amendment. In order to remove the 2nd Amendment, the 4th Amendment would likely be violated to do that (along with 1st Amendment).

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Let's just get rid of all the amendments.

IT'S 2016

 

[Army Burger]

That's like saying Mario games support animal abuse because he stomps on turtles. He's really sunk low.

The sad thing is I'm pretty sure that PETA has stated that before. Given how Bob's mind works I'm surprised he doesn't hate the Mario series.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The sad thing is I'm pretty sure that PETA has stated that before. Given how Bob's mind works I'm surprised he doesn't hate the Mario series.

They made a whole game about it.

 

[Army Burger]

They made a whole game about it.

Oh shit, I totally remember playing that once years ago and thinking, "well this is fucking stupid."

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Bob should be bandwagoning the banning or restriction of fast food, honestly.

I doubt he's been shot before, but he did get the beetus.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh shit, I totally remember playing that once years ago and thinking, "well this is fucking stupid."

Spoiler: OT PETA

Remember Pokemon Black and Blue?

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

He's really sunk low.

Gravity has that effect on a man his size, yes.

 

[AnOminous]

Let's just get rid of all the amendments.

You mean "ammendments."

Because we should take constitutional lessons from some fat dumbfuck who jacks off to Mario and who can't even spell the word.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

https://t.co/fO0sPUq9uq

Bob is being a cunt against and use a mass shooting as a way to bitch about shooting games.

Oh, go fuck yourself, Chipman. This is a new low, even for him. "What's that? Fifty people are dead? Better use it as an excuse to complain about FPS games!"

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

We are talking about the guy who once compared a Mario game to 9/11.
His ego is so gigantic that he can't comprehend an issue unless he can link it to himself somehow.

 

[Wood Glue]

That's like saying Mario games support animal abuse because he stomps on turtles. He's really sunk low.

Heck, we can do even better.

Spoiler: High intensity Mario sperging

Super Mario Brothers is a insidious far-right conditioning tool. Player's avatar is abandoned to the far left, small and vulnerable as the counter to the inevitable racewar starts ticking down. Betrayed by his former beliefs, the only way to survive is by moving further to the right in hopes of ultimately securing a white female to produce offspring with. Failure to do so within time limit immediately kills the player character.

As player progresses, he encounters multitude of other characters but they are all moving towards left. These are the ideological opposition, their goals being the polar opposite of player's. None of these encountered characters resemble the Caucasian player character, but are instead crude racial stereotypes [goomba(h)s, big nosed 'koopas'] morphed to form of inhuman monsters.

As it can be expected from a hate crime simulator, there can be no peaceful interaction with the opposition. Even touching them results in death, painting the player a vivid image about the fate of a race traitor. Soon a chilling discovery is made as player realizes that not only is he punished for interacting with the enemy. Killing the enemies is in fact rewarded with points. Player is encouraged to 'curbstomp' his opposition. This is a clear reference to notorious scene from American History X where afroamerican man is killed by a neonazi.

Another grotesque aspect of this highly graphical hate crime simulation is that player is encouraged to target as large populations as possible. Mass killing is rewarded with even bigger score and in the most gruesome massacres may yield even extra life, indicating that individuals such as Anders Breivik life forever as martyrs to the cause.

Not even the inanimate objects are safe from Mario's wrath. In the spirit of Kristallnacht player is encouraged to smash any property of the "enemy" that he encounters. This wanton vandalism is rewarded with points, monetary rewards and even power ups that make the player character grow in size. Mario's message is crude but clear: Only by partaking in this rite of destruction can one grow to be a real man. Even further destruction is rewarded by white KKK uniform and destructive assault weapon with infinite ammunition.

At the end of the each level player violently overthrows the local leadership, storming the governmental building and replacing the flag with his own. Conditioning the player to act in any oncoming coup attempt by far-right radicals.

Well known Mario Militant Robert Chipman in his crude homemade uniform:

One of Chipman's chilling lectures to his recruits:

 

[Bob Page]

Oh, go fuck yourself, Chipman. This is a new low, even for him. "What's that? Fifty people are dead? Better use it as an excuse to complain about FPS games!"

He's like a vulture. He's willing to exploit a tragedy for the sake of his own ideology and the victims mean fuck all to him. What a schmuck.

 

[Positron]

I am of the firm belief that he take some kind of illegal substance, writes something down, and if it forms a "sentence", he tweets it.

Nah it is probably just diabetic hyperosmolar syndrome.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

He's like a vulture. He's willing to exploit a tragedy for the sake of his own ideology and the victims mean fuck all to him. What a schmuck.

A fat, disgusting, slovenly, and detestable vulture that tries to disguise his intolerance and his demands as altruism.

 

[Gordon Cole]

https://t.co/fO0sPUq9uq

Bob is being a cunt against and use a mass shooting as a way to bitch about shooting games.

Oh my Christ, this is loathsome even by his standards. He has such a monomaniacal hatred towards one genre that he'll use a national tragedy to bitch about it. Just fuck off, Bob.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Yeah - is it okay that I want to see this guy have his house invaded, just to take his vidya games and other computer shit from him by people who see through his fat ass and want to silence him peacefully, now? Or is it okay for me to wish for him to get his fat ass beat badly in the middle of a fast food run, already? Either way, someone needs to hurt this guy if all he's gonna do is talk like this about sweet nothings we already know by now AREN'T easily resolved and likely NEVER will be, either!

Listen, Movieblob is a terrible person and a failure of a human being on every conceivable level, but control your inner sperg.

 

[Count groudon]

Let's just get rid of all the amendments.

IT'S 2016

Yeah man, I'd love to have a slave or two!

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Yeah man, I'd love to have a slave or two!

Owning a trans woman of color would be amazing! I'd have her mow my lawns, misgender her at every corner, and encourage all of my neighbors to do the same. That way, everyone has a tranny POC to do their yardwork. That'd drive the Mexicans out, too!

It's win win for the Patriarchy.