Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anticipointment]

Why are there no photos or video of Kayla being at the Vegas thing? There was brief mentions of her being there but where was she? Every other event she’s attended with Nick she’s been in a lot of the photos with him but was nowhere to be seen in Vegas.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Why are there no photos or video of Kayla being at the Vegas thing? There was brief mentions of her being there but where was she? Every other event she’s attended with Nick she’s been in a lot of the photos with him but was nowhere to be seen in Vegas.

Did you see that crowd? I wouldn’t let my wife within a mile of that place. Besides, if you took your closeted gay, alcoholic husband whom you are forced to be around because you’re a housewife in bumfuck Minnesota would you want to spend even more time with him? I’m sure she was just getting a consensual “massage” in the suite he was paying for.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Branca's Vegas report (time stamped):

Key bits from Branca and Gosney

• Branca spent a lot of money, but doesn't gamble
• B doesn't know Nick's situation before/after event
• The Brancas and Rekietas (husbands and wives) had dinner together Thursday night; that was the only time Branca saw Nick until Sunday night. Which was fine with him.
• B: Hard to get to event because there was a fucking marathon going on at the same time. What should have been a 10 minute walk ended up taking 50 minutes in a car to get to event. Thus Branca arrived late.
• Branca chatted with people, wasn't watching the panel closely (8-midnight). Described venue as meeting space.
• B: Went to after party in a casino bar, Branca left at 6:30am
• Branca was juiced, no idea how late people stayed out
• Mrs. Branca left Sunday morning.
• Kayla was there early in the evening Sunday but bailed early, as did Mrs. Gosney.
• Per B, Rackets was supposedly planning to stream today (Tuesday) with the trial, if it's continuing.
• Branca hopes it wasn't recorded
• Gosney supposedly was going to dish on his Rumble channel Monday evening. He also said he was going to go through the Murdaugh trial so IDK.

Edit: i am a tard and forgot today is Wednesday. Shift weekdays over a day.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

My disdain for the balldo man grows at the same rate as his degeneracy, which is to say, exponentially.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'll try and save you a trip regarding Sally78. There are a lot of lewds, but I'll just focus on the few particularly embarrassing contributions to this thread that indicate poor decision making skills.

Taking pictures like this in her daughter's bedroom is an odd thing to do at her age:

Spoiler: Bum

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Posted this with the words "Rackets was Here" scrawled on her tummy:

Spoiler: Underboob

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The picture above is what gave people the idea that she may be a bit too invested in getting Nick's attention (especially since Nick is married and she already has a man in her life). Regardless of the implications of the means/method of Sally's message, Nick defended her lewdposting because she is a pretty woman (his words) and he isn't allergic to this brand of fun:

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Sally apparently thought the lewds of the group would be protected/private in some way (or at least from the likes of Elissa and Chudbere) which is a strange thing to assume. Realizing this is not the case, Sally espouses the sacredness of marriage.

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People tried to figure out more about her (here, here and here). Below is some information she has volunteered:

Sally has a family and a man who love her. Sally has 8 grandchildren at this time. Her man is 18 years older with 4 children of his own while she has 2. Grandchildren have spawned from the three eldest. Her first husband cried when his babies were born (plural indicates that her two kids were likely from the first marriage/relationship). All this and she's chosen to post lewds on the internet in Nick Rekieta's locals chat...

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So yeah, not a whole lot at this point, but there it is.

Side Note: between Drexel, Branca, and Sally's current man, the age gap seems popular within Nick's more dedicated circle.

Thank you.

WELL, if we're gonna be all Kiwi about it, here are my notes...

• Got kicked out of her gym for being non-clothed for Utah, once a personal trainer, and now does eyelash extensions privately.
• Lives 8 hours drive from LV - likely northern Salt Lake City
• Scorpio (shocking - lol)
• Paints as a hobby
• 6th of 7 kids,
• Has had lots of therapy
• Takes Adderal and Xanex and coaches Locals on how to get Rxes from drs (see below)
• Former Mormon - def drinks
• Very tall - 5'10" abt
• Dad died of opioid addiction
• Raised by mom - dad left after 19 yrs, mom died on 1/14
• Dad died when she was 20, mom when she was 34
• Claims to have been raped but see 1st Locals comment below

Husband on right (confirmed in chat):
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Some recent Locals:
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BUT THEN... like, wtaf?
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The rest...
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The manlet is her husband? At this point, I'm convinced being short is androgenic. Never mind, I'm an illiterate faggot (I read that as on her right). Thanks for inadvertently helping me catch my mistake @Anticipointment.

Damn I'm sure her husband is real pleased she's telling all the faggots on Locals about his Broke Dick, I kinda feel sorry for the guy, not only is his wife a total pick me but she also seems to have no respect for him to be talking about that shit.
Then again he's obviously not able to control her fucking histrionic tendencies or she wouldn't be posting lewds, I'm fucking sure I wouldn't be happy if my wife was taking pics with "insert e-grifters name was here" written on her stomach and talking about how I can't get it up without Broke Dick Pills and "coaxing" (

) that shit sounds like grounds for divorce.

I doubt this is brand new behavior on her part. For his sake, I hope he was smart enough to get a prenup. Since he was stupid enough to even marry in the first place, that's awful optimistic. Are these people newlyweds? If not, he deserves what he gets because it's quite rare that people like Sally expertly conceal their bullshit for very long.

Speaking of broke dick, I wonder how long until it comes out Nick's wife is stepping out. Not because his whiskey dick ain't up to par anymore (vast majority of women don't care about dick anyway), but rather because he made a little bit of money and now his long-repressed dysfunction he thinks he can just let fly is too much for her to stand anymore. If I'm way late on this let me know.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Why are there no photos or video of Kayla being at the Vegas thing? There was brief mentions of her being there but where was she? Every other event she’s attended with Nick she’s been in a lot of the photos with him but was nowhere to be seen in Vegas.

This Snapchat was posted publicly so I was able to find it on Snapchat's Snap Maps website.

Someone got the "VIPs" to autograph their glass at the event at the Ahern and you can see her name at the bottom.

So she WAS there, the question is why there's not been any photos or video of her.

Kayla was there early in the evening Sunday but bailed early, as did Mrs. Gosney.

Nick says he went to bed at 6am. Nick also said Kayla was still sleeping when he got up to go to the bathroom at 12:30.

 

[Anticipointment]

Thank you.

The manlet is her husband? At this point, I'm convinced being short is androgenic.

Sally also disclosed to the locals chat that her husband, who is almost 20 yrs her senior, can’t get it up unless she persuades him to take an E.D. pill (which she educated the chat on how to go about obtaining & what type works the best). Even then, the situation is iffy & takes a lot of finessing & coaxing on her part. Kinda of a rude thing to disclose publicly since we know these people’s full names & location. I can’t remember nor care who he is by name, but still.
Edit: Her husband probably just needs a balldo.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Sally also disclosed to the locals chat that her husband, who is almost 20 yrs her senior, can’t get it up unless she persuades him to take an E.D. pill (which she educated the chat on how to go about obtaining & what type works the best). Even then, the situation is iffy & takes a lot of finessing & coaxing on her part. Kinda of a rude thing to disclose publicly since we know these people’s full names & location. I can’t remember nor care who he is by name, but still.
Edit: Her husband probably just needs a balldo.

Damn I'm sure her husband is real pleased she's telling all the faggots on Locals about his Broke Dick, I kinda feel sorry for the guy, not only is his wife a total pick me but she also seems to have no respect for him to be talking about that shit.
Then again he's obviously not able to control her fucking histrionic tendencies or she wouldn't be posting lewds, I'm fucking sure I wouldn't be happy if my wife was taking pics with "insert e-grifters name was here" written on her stomach and talking about how I can't get it up without Broke Dick Pills and "coaxing" () that shit sounds like grounds for divorce.

 

[beef lo mein]

Surprising that there’s not more video of the actual event. It’d be interesting to see just how Nick acts when he’s in a blackout. The faggotry likely increases exponentially. Stripping down and it sounds like Kayla was nowhere to be found? Sally must have been in seventh heaven. The fact that he acts like it was no big deal on that stream with Coomalot is pretty telling.

Just in case anyone was wondering, which I’m sure people aren’t because they’re not retarded, blackouts are a warning sign that alcoholics should pay very close attention to. Nick is smarter than everyone else, however and is probably laughing at all the prudes who don’t black out on the regular. Clock’s ticking, dude.

 

[Spaded Dave]

So Nick is now incapable of even entering the ballpark of what Emily is streaming. She is dwarfing him so hard it makes sense that his nose is becoming a red giant. (I'll see myself out, space nerds)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Nick is pretending to be "one of the good ones" who is telling it like it is. Nick knows their game, but at least he's an open degenerate and not like those hypocrites (or so he would like you to think).

Nick is the one giving himself a get-out-of-hell free card, but there's no stopping what he's got coming for good or ill (same as anyone really). This is what it would mean to be in the hands of the living God, and also why humanity prefers to deal with something they can bargain with or even assume the mantle of God themselves if possible, but I digress.

And Nick wonders why he gained an overnight hatedom on Kiwifarms. Like imagine if Jimmy Swaggert or one of the other televangelist fags from back in the day didn't give his silly weepy apology but just said "hell yeah I'm into hookers, that's between me and the Lord!" Nick's problem is he still pretends his channel hasn't changed even though he clearly devoted stream after stream to popular right-wing, conservative, anti-SJW causes. The only reason I'm not convinced Nick is scamming his audience is because his mind is so rotted from the booze and MDMA he'd have told everyone "yeah, I scammed you, I never believed any of that" ages ago.

He honestly believes he can have it both ways, and that's part of why he's a lolcow. He's too arrogant to admit he never believed what he claimed he did or that he doesn't believe that anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

Careful there sweetheart, dont forget where you've come from. If they are degens, what is the person who has lost favor with the degens?

I find it funny how you are here now looking for new allies in your war against Nick's community.

So it's now bad to be disliked by retards? Sorry you ain't such hot shit baby.

Also there is no "war" against "Nick's community." You just sperg out so nicely with very little effort.

Sally also disclosed to the locals chat that her husband, who is almost 20 yrs her senior, can’t get it up unless she persuades him to take an E.D. pill (which she educated the chat on how to go about obtaining & what type works the best).

If she'd publicly go into retardedly embarrassing details about her limp-dick husband she'd almost certainly cuck him too.

She clearly has no respect for him.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Nick said he's covering the lawclip drama and from the preview of it sounds like he's gonna guntguard faran.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So Nick is now incapable of even entering the ballpark of what Emily is streaming. She is dwarfing him so hard it makes sense that his nose is becoming a red giant. (I'll see myself out, space nerds)

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And Nick wonders why he gained an overnight hatedom on Kiwifarms. Like imagine if Jimmy Swaggert or one of the other televangelist fags from back in the day didn't give his silly weepy apology but just said "hell yeah I'm into hookers, that's between me and the Lord!" Nick's problem is he still pretends his channel hasn't changed even though he clearly devoted stream after stream to popular right-wing, conservative, anti-SJW causes. The only reason I'm not convinced Nick is scamming his audience is because his mind is so rotted from the booze and MDMA he'd have told everyone "yeah, I scammed you, I never believed any of that" ages ago.

He honestly believes he can have it both ways, and that's part of why he's a lolcow. He's too arrogant to admit he never believed what he claimed he did or that he doesn't believe that anymore.

I believe Nick thinks that he has gotten past the need to curry favour with an audience. He has the corporate money contract and cannot fathom it going away. He doesn't have to work hard now, he thinks. It will be a rude awakening when those sponsorships dry up and he finds he cannot make a living off his sycophants.

I would be very interested to see his revenue breakdown. It cannot be more than 30% or so from fans.

He has shown his true colours now, so if he tries to wheedle a new audience, it will not work. He was good at pretending to care about the audience, but all the while he was just looking for a way to work less amd make more money

 

[Potatoherder]

Nick said he's covering the lawclip drama and from the preview of it sounds like he's gonna guntguard faran.

Lawnerd clips did all the noseguarding for nothing.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lawnerd clips did all the noseguarding for nothing.

It is all stupid Secondary School drama..

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick said he's covering the lawclip drama and from the preview of it sounds like he's gonna guntguard faran.

I went back to try and find this, but failed.

But I found some news: Rekieta said he'll be holding another event in Nashville on either September 15th or 16th.

He plans to piggyback off a Dick event in Philadelphia earlier in April, so that will make at least three events for the year.

I assumed he was done holding events. I guess not, though it's a slower cadence than what he was mooting earlier (one every couple months).

 

[Kopasea]

I went back to try and find this, but failed.

But I found some news: Rekieta said he'll be holding another event in Nashville on either September 15th or 16th.

He plans to piggyback off a Dick event in Philadelphia earlier in April, so that will make at least three events for the year.

I assumed he was done holding events. I guess not, though it's a slower cadence than what he was mooting earlier (one every couple months).

I watched as much of the camelot stream as I could stomach.

My guess is that Nick thought the event went very well (though how could he know because he doesn't remember ANY of it). I wonder if he remembers ranting about Schneider's retard kid?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I went back to try and find this, but failed.

But I found some news: Rekieta said he'll be holding another event in Nashville on either September 15th or 16th.

He plans to piggyback off a Dick event in Philadelphia earlier in April, so that will make at least three events for the year.

I assumed he was done holding events. I guess not, though it's a slower cadence than what he was mooting earlier (one every couple months).

He has sadi he is trying to do 3-4 a year (and piggyback a vacation off each).

He has had Vegas, Philadelphia, Nashville, and Houston booked already as big meet-ups, but said he might do smaller 'hey I'm at this bar in FL' type stuff

 

[Owlbear]

I watched as much of the camelot stream as I could stomach.

My guess is that Nick thought the event went very well (though how could he know because he doesn't remember ANY of it). I wonder if he remembers ranting about Schneider's retard kid?

Coomalot probably deserves his own thread at this point. Listening to him is insufferable, he does so much cringey stuff, and I have no idea how he ended up latching on to Rekieta (I guess through Rekieta's attempts to enter the "manosphere"?). I bet he troons out in 3-5 years.