Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SpergioLeonne]

One of the best pieces of advice I ever had in my life was this: To ensure a good vacation, take half as much luggage as you think you'll need and twice as much money.

I hadn’t heard that as advice, but it’s the way I estimate things. If I can get away with just a carry on, that’s what I’m doing.

At one point in his stream tonight, Nick builds a strawman argument that people were "mad" at him for getting drunk at his event in Vegas. Then we get the rant about those prudes again and how they have obviously not understood him from the start and not understood that he drinks. He just doesn't understand how people could say things like that.

Idk, for me, it seemed like he took his shirt off in the same place as they held their panel, and then didn’t he claim not to remember it?

Idk if I’m old fashioned, but I associate “blackout” drinking with getting a bit crazier than trying to gay, off-Broadway Edward Norton some leathery wine moms.

That’s to say I don’t think he was blackout drunk, I think he was trying some sort of lame exhibitionism and made an excuse. It’s bizarre, and that’s why it’s funny.

 

[Lone Outsider]

LOCALS COMMENT OF THE DAY

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Sally, girl, y'know you want to. Be honest.

Edit: Runner up:

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Yep, if one is gonna act like a whore then be honest about it instead of this typical, hypocritical shit of pretending to be a respectable lady while being a complete THOT behind closed doors. Bitch belongs to the streets.

 

[Pomniman]

This might be the weirdest thing I've heard about Rekieta so far.

One of the best pieces of advice I ever had in my life was this: To ensure a good vacation, take half as much luggage as you think you'll need and twice as much money.

So who the fuck drags a bag of crusty dildos around with them? What do you say when customs takes out the 18 inch 'Big Black Destroyer' to inspect it for concealed cocaine?

I'll tell you who: somebody is mentally and emotionally crushed by their erectile dysfunction. No wonder Sally was dropping tips about how to get a doctor to prescribe Viagra in Locals. Clearly advice aimed at poor Nick.

I doubt it's just dildoes. It's probably got a bunch of s&m shit in it as well. Maybe an enema too for good measure.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yep, if one is gonna act like a whore then be honest about it instead of this typical, hypocritical shit of pretending to be a respectable lady while being a complete THOT behind closed doors. Bitch belongs to the streets.

I wonder what type of attention, exactly, she was looking for when she decided to post lewds and talk about her husband’s erectile dysfunction issues publicly?

Also, I wonder if she paid for her own fake tits, or if she got her husband to pay for them before making the executive decision to spend her time showing them to everyone who isn’t her husband

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Yeah they shared a room, they even streamed from it. Pretty sure he mentioned it multiple times on his streams, it definitely wasn’t a secret . I don’t know if you know this, but fancy hotel rooms have more than one bedroom.

Ok and? You do know that those bedrooms are in the same suite and it would be extremely easy to go from one bed to another. It’s also a convenient excuse to hide his swinging. “We had two bedrooms it’s nawwt troooo” They just had a guy who is known for picking up women and probably doesn’t care they are married staying in the same hotel as them no big deal.

Edit: really long stream last night I will grab the archive when it is finished uploading to rumble

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What's that?

Rekieta went over the story of what rooms he stayed in throughout the Vegas trip and I'm pretty sure he said that for a total of three nights, he and his wife stayed in the same room as Camelot331.

Now that one I'll be going back to clip.

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Rekieta says he is "definitely" filing an ethics complaint against David W. Schneider.

Rekieta appears surprised by the section of Schneider's affidavit in which he states that Rekieta Law, LLC has been terminated. He says he'll have to look into that.

He had a suite booked, he claimed.

Filimg an ethics complain against Schneider seems like something old-Nick would never do. He would have dealt with it, then ignored it. I think his skin is thinning.

With his LLC terminated, maybe Ty notarised something on the telephone again?

This was covered a little while back in the thread in detail.

As far as I know, both LLC's are still in an inactive state due to Nick not doing what was necessary to maintain them. There is the Rekieta Law LLC in Minnesota. I didn't look up the status of that one tonight, but the last time someone looked it up, I think it was a process of natural termination due to neglect.

Rekieta Media LLC is in Texas. I looked up that one tonight and its still in an inactive state called "Forefited" due to the owner (Nick) not properly maintaining it. When a Texas LLC is in forfeit, its not allowed to use the Texas courts which takes away alot of the protections someone gets by creating an LLC.

I had assumed until tonight that Nick had just made a mistake and was in the process of correcting it. That the official sites were lagging in showing the corrections. It never occurred to me that Nick could just let both LLCs go inactive and not even notice. And seemingly not notice for months. Especially at a time when he is the subject of a lawsuit.

He went full hedonist and doesn't pay attention to details any more. When do you think the last time he's talked with his YT manager, 5k gift provider, potential guest booking, or done ANY kind of work into the show? I'm leaning toward last year...


Nick did a post stream LOCALS show. He talked about Schneider's claims and seeming animus:

-He claims that he thought he was nice until now.

-He claims that the case where he faced him was the 'I fired my client for threatening to punch me' story

-He claims he answered every request and interrogators and has no idea about why he's big mad

-He claims to have those recepits that he responded. He says that there were not sanctions, so he didn't dindu nuffin

-He recounts the use of 'retard' as the possible reason for David's anger, but it was clearly a joke and not aimed at anyone.

-He told a very more circumspect version of the retard kid story from Vegas (Didn't mention it was David's kid) and that makes me more interested to see the edits on the recorded panel show.

Or maybe he just doesn't remember? Maybe he's telling the truth and doesn't read this thread, otherwise he'd come up with a better story on the LLC's and the retard kid story...?

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

A Balldo, not your Balldo. Man, for the very first time in my life, I kinda (KINDA) feel bad for the TSA. Hopefully this uncomfortable feeling will pass.

Speaking of uncomfortable, me & Mr. Bowl once had to share a hotel room with friends. Yes, they were IRL friends of over a decade, but no one wanted to be there. No privacy, everyone had to time when to use the bathroom, there’s certainly nothing more than a kiss goodnight and earplugs because of your snoring asshole friend.

I can’t imagine willingly letting an Internet ‘friend” you’ve never met before crash in your actual hotel room.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

The portion relevant to Nick Rekieta. Faran appears to confirm the authenticity of the DM but says "Nick and his wife are monogamous":

How does she know? She can attest to the DM being true or false, to what Rekieta told her, but what is her method of verifying whether they're fucking other people?

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who's gonna tell him..?

If that lolsuit collapses because Tyberius Facialhair fucked up basic paperwork again I'll have to spend a solid hour explaining to my spouse why I'm hysterically laughing at court documents.

 

[Swole McPole]

I can’t imagine willingly letting an Internet ‘friend” you’ve never met before crash in your actual hotel room.

Unless you're trying to have sex with them. Then it makes total sense to have them in your suite.

That'd also explain the sack of sex toys. You might not drag them around just to have routine sex with your wife, who's available for sex every night of your life. But a brand new sex partner?

You might want to impress them with your ability to take all 18 inches of the Big Black Devastator without rupturing your internal organs?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nose is also doing no OFFICIAL meet-up at the Philadelphia show with Dick. He might do a quick, informal thing in a bar.

He is not even putting in any work at that 'meet-up'!

He also addressed the issue of 'flying to Vegas to fuck fans'. He said it was TOO MUCH WORK! and he would have just set up a one-to-one to do it, if true. Also claimed it was cheaper.

Nick, you put almost no effort or money into this that you did not make back

 

[feral cat #6385]

This was covered a little while back in the thread in detail.

As far as I know, both LLC's are still in an inactive state due to Nick not doing what was necessary to maintain them. There is the Rekieta Law LLC in Minnesota. I didn't look up the status of that one tonight, but the last time someone looked it up, I think it was a process of natural termination due to neglect.

Rekieta Media LLC is in Texas. I looked up that one tonight and its still in an inactive state called "Forefited" due to the owner (Nick) not properly maintaining it. When a Texas LLC is in forfeit, its not allowed to use the Texas courts which takes away alot of the protections someone gets by creating an LLC.

I had assumed until tonight that Nick had just made a mistake and was in the process of correcting it. That the official sites were lagging in showing the corrections. It never occurred to me that Nick could just let both LLCs go inactive and not even notice. And seemingly not notice for months. Especially at a time when he is the subject of a lawsuit.

He must have had Ty Beard maintaining it.

...an enema too for good measure.

Very considerate of Nick. I'm sure COOM-A-LOT appreciated that.

 

[200MB]

Nose is also doing no OFFICIAL meet-up at the Philadelphia show with Dick. He might do a quick, informal thing in a bar.

He is not even putting in any work at that 'meet-up'!

He also addressed the issue of 'flying to Vegas to fuck fans'. He said it was TOO MUCH WORK! and he would have just set up a one-to-one to do it, if true. Also claimed it was cheaper.

Nick, you put almost no effort or money into this that you did not make back

A one on one? But then he wouldn't be able to get off watching lady rackets being passed around.

 

[Strix454]

I can’t imagine willingly letting an Internet ‘friend” you’ve never met before crash in your actual hotel room.

An internet friend whose whole gimmick is being an uneducated trailer trash hustler who brags about his conquests online, whose fame is based on having been a career gamestop employee and is probably too broke to afford a hotel room in Vegas. Yeah. If he needs a place to crash, you pay to get him his own hotel room somewhere. Its Las Vegas. Hotel rooms are not difficult to pay for. But inviting someone you don't even really know to share your suite with you & your wife is just weird.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

A one on one? But then he wouldn't be able to get off watching lady rackets being passed around.

He is (wilfully or not) misunderstanding the criticism.

Based on his 'on the wall' rhetoric and obtuseness, I am banking on lawyerly technicality and the former. He has burned up all his goodwill.

An internet friend whose whole gimmick is being an uneducated trailer trash hustler who brags about his conquests online, whose fame is based on having been a career gamestop employee and is probably too broke to afford a hotel room in Vegas. Yeah. If he needs a place to crash, you pay to get him his own hotel room somewhere. Its Las Vegas. Hotel rooms are not difficult to pay for. But inviting someone you don't even really know to share your suite with you & your wife is just weird.

If I recall correctly, it was Camelot who booked the suite. That is why they moves hotels after 1-2 days--Camelot wasn't there yet.

To be fair, Camelot and Nick promised a joint livestream from a hot tub (that never materialised as I know) so having a suite together with a jacuzzi almost makes sense...

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Lmfao Our Wife is 100% cucking the Balldo Man.
If she brings up she "wants to swing" it means she already is/is planning to fuck someone else and she's testing the water.
That shit is instant grounds for divorce in anyone with a fucking grain of self respect.
The people who guessed Nick finding out he was a cuck being the reason for "the worst day in his life" back during the Depp trial were on the money.
Lol what a (literal) cuck.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

LOCALS COMMENT OF THE DAY

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Sally, girl, y'know you want to. Be honest.

Edit: Runner up:

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That hydropx user needs to keep fomenting the flames for our amusement.

 

[AnOminous]

At one point in his stream tonight, Nick builds a strawman argument that people were "mad" at him for getting drunk at his event in Vegas. Then we get the rant about those prudes again and how they have obviously not understood him from the start and not understood that he drinks. He just doesn't understand how people could say things like that.

Remember, if you're laughing at a retard, you're actually mad at him. It couldn't possibly be that you find his antics amusing. EVERY SINGLE LOLCOW makes this dumbass claim. It is practically a signature of a lolcow.

"I just shat my pants in public, shoved on a Balldo, and got naked, and now you're LAUGHING at me? You must be MAD!"

Congrats on Nick for studying every single lolcow antic, so now you can dance for us like a monkey.

We're very, very mad about this.

Not you. We're the mad ones.

Lmao this idiot doesn't even realize that to us, he is now on the level of Monty. You are two monkeys knife fighting each other for our amusement.

The people who guessed Nick finding out he was a cuck being the reason for "the worst day in his life" back during the Depp trial were on the money.

It's hard to imagine what that day was like, or what it consisted of. He went into no details. Considering his subsequent opposite-of-pilgrims-progress behavior, though, he comes across like a prison rape victim who decided to pretend he really loved all that BBC.

He even dresses like a homo with that gay shirt now.

 

[Kopasea]

Here's some more comments from Rekieta with my quick transcription, there could be errors. I will maybe try to clip the comments at some point in the future, or maybe someone else can try.

More comments from Rekieta:

"Divinity released the Faran DMs probably because Divinity was upset with Faran, and not even considering me or Lady Rackets or how that might effect us. That's my guess. [...] I think Faran misunderstood some things in our conversation, that's what she said, I think that's very true."

Later, in a response to a super chat saying Divinity should apologize:

"I don't demand apologies from anybody or anything like that. It is what it is, man. Someone misunderstood something and somebody posted that misunderstanding, you can't undo what happens on the Internet, you just can't. All you can do is on occasion when you think it's important enough you can address it, or you can ignore it. Today I thought it merited addressing, due to the nature of how it came out and, I've been trying to avoid legitimately addressing this shit, because people are allowed to have opinions, they're allowed to draw speculation, they're allowed to gossip."

Divinity sends a $300 Rumble Rant to Rekieta apologizing for releasing the DM:
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That's interesting. The current audience/clippers are treating Nick as their authority/father figure. I thought it was Kiwi Farms that wanted that

 

[AnOminous]

That's interesting. The current audience/clippers are treating Nick as their authority/father figure. I thought it was Kiwi Farms that wanted that

So apparently the apology fee for calling Nick the cuck he obviously is is $300 for Rumblefags.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Obviously Coomalot is plowing Kayla.