The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[northstar747]

They ran out of money, they killed almost all their animals through incompetence, and the co-founder Bonnie, who actually has the lease on the property ran away with a real woman named Kindness and split with his husband Skye who was one of the few actually doing work on the tranch.
Bonnie then turned coat, spilled the beans about mass graves of Alpaca and kicked them out.

Thank you for the cliffnotes

Your odds are kinda 41/59 50/50 on that. The vast majority of those involved (Kevin, Shiteater, Boner, Alyssa, etc) are too limp-dicked to do anything of note besides whine impotently on Twitter.

The better odds were always the Tranny Waco option, where the mental illness and alcohol and guns would eventually combine in the expected way, but that was always gonna be Penny or Fedposter. And now we've seen that Penny's option of choice is ALSO tucking tail and running to grandma's with his manwives, and Fedposter has just sort of rambled off into the wilds or something.

Turns out you don't get explosive endings when nobody involved has any balls whatsoever.

I spent time with family that grew up on a farm in MO. The romantic idea of being in the country etc. People dont grasp the sheer amount of work raising your own food and animals are.

A tranny commune would work better in some semi rural place with some services and infrastructure, with member doing some kinda work that brings in cash. People like Kevin are fucking useless.

I also assume no one was growing weed right?

 

[Law]

The fact that men like the Trancheristas can move back into their parents' house after disowning and insulting those same parents and creating a huge legal, financial and sanitary mess that someone else will have to clean up, shows you that enablers really are the worst.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I also assume no one was growing weed right?

Right before the Tranch civil war, they were planning to move into Phil's parent's house and grow weed there.

 

[northstar747]

Right before the Tranch civil war, they were planning to move into Phil's parent's house and grow weed there.

So again I m in Cali. I know people years ago you tried to do the weed thing.

The only thing that work IMO is you have a few plants outdoors. The grow fucking tall and you can chop it down and have enough weed for you and your friends, maybe make alittle side money.

The indoor shit, has huuge input and operational costs huuge. Granted with enough space you can be harvesting every fucking month.

About six months ago I asked people who used to do that shit and they said the market for weed is soo cheap they cant make any money.

Fuck I know a lady who some how managed to find a idoit proof way to grow mushrooms off of shroomery and she struggled to find buyers.

Same thing with super meth

 

[White Peach]

About the Tranch 501 status.

Paul, of course, is lying. The Tranch never had 501 status. Just search here:

State of Colorado site

Type in ranch to see all the different 501s that are legit. Then type in unicorn or tenacious or anything else to see that the Tranch 501 was a grifting lie.

 

[Flamin Park]

You need to share more pics, Bon-Bon, it'll help your legal case I swear! How about some footage?
The property's condition after years long occupation by hillbilly animal hording stoner alcoholic amholed troons is what I've been looking forward to. It's real estate snuff. Give us MOAR, show me the dead appliance pile in the yard, I know you have one.

Real Estate Snuff is a great band name

 

[The Observer]

The truth is irrelevant. Primary research is not acceptable on Wikipedia. People writing articles about something is also irrelevant, unless they're from a list of arbitrarily defined trustworthy sources. Wikipedia's job is to accurately represent what trustworthy sources say, even when those sources are completely wrong.

I remember posting earlier concerning this type of problem in wikipedia. They have a page regarding this issue. What matters to the editors is not truth but what the "APPROVED SOURCES" say. If those sources say 2+2=5 then you best bet they will strangely use any way possible to justify that position.

Wikipedia:Verifiability, not truth - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

More importantly, when will I get a proper Wikipedia article on the "Alpaca Genocide?"

 

[James Howlett]

I think I was the first person to find the Tranch, and this blows. That was an awesome plot of land (obviously not for ranching, but just nice in general) and the house was a really cool layout and had tons of potential for a savvy investor. Now it's worse off than La Zorra. It's never ceases to amaze me how much damage trannies can do in such a short time frame.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

About the Tranch 501 status.

Paul, of course, is lying. The Tranch never had 501 status. Just search here:

State of Colorado site

Type in ranch to see all the different 501s that are legit. Then type in unicorn or tenacious or anything else to see that the Tranch 501 was a grifting lie.

You can bet the Tranch (what's left of it) that this tidbit is going to end up in a forthcoming legal document. I look forward to the coping and seething on Twitter when it does.

 

[Law]

You can bet the Tranch (what's left of it) that this tidbit is going to end up in a forthcoming legal document.

If this all blows up legally we might get discovery and dispositions. It would be a Kiwi Christmas miracle.

 

[TaterBot]

Whoever said the squatters are leftover troons who had nowhere else to go may be right.

Waco? Waco of Clinton's gov vs Davidians, or Waco of biker shootout at (not) OK Corral?

 

[Particle Bored]

It would probably be easy to fake an absence seizure with a little willpower. Going full tonic-clonic though? If so I give the bitch some credit for effort. Also I'd think an epilepsy monitoring unit would actually have monitoring equipment to detect faking either kind. You're either having a seizure or not so if the machines say you are, it's probably true.

An EMU would have her brain recorded by EEG ~24 hours a day, and fake spazzing ain't gonna cut it, Oscar-level or not. Should be interesting to see how she spins her discharge.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Wait so I'm a little confused about something (and I'm sorry if this is already in the thread and I missed it) but Kevin said they had to leave the tranch "in a hurry" after Bonnie called the cops on them. So they left the house presumably not trashed, and then some mystery squatters showed up and THEY trashed the house? After everyone had already left?
Why does that feel....unlikely? Is it possible Penny, Jen and Kevin trashed the place as an act of revenge on Bonnie and then came up with the convenient misdirection that some strangers must have done that after they left?

 

[rotpocket]

About six months ago I asked people who used to do that shit and they said the market for weed is soo cheap they cant make any money.

In states where it's illegal it's a lot easier to turn a profit. I don't mess with it, don't want a felony charge, but I personally know you can make serious bank growing good weed in some regions, a few thousand with just a few well cared for plants every harvest cycle. It's a solid supplemental income.

It's all about supply and demand. I can't imagine weed in CO or CA would be profitable due to the abundance and ease of access. The Tranch doesn't seem to understand this, hence why they had a couple hundred alpaca they couldn't do anything with and no other way to make money beyond poorly made merch. They would've been better off with goats making ~organic~ goat cheese and goat milk, appeal to the I-don't-eat-gluten types.

 

[Oxyjen]

Wait so I'm a little confused about something (and I'm sorry if this is already in the thread and I missed it) but Kevin said they had to leave the tranch "in a hurry" after Bonnie called the cops on them. So they left the house presumably not trashed, and then some mystery squatters showed up and THEY trashed the house? After everyone had already left?
Why does that feel....unlikely? Is it possible Penny, Jen and Kevin trashed the place as an act of revenge on Bonnie and then came up with the convenient misdirection that some strangers must have done that after they left?

Well, the house isn’t really trashed if you look closely. It’s very messy, embarrassingly so. Maybe they intended to go back and tidy up, maybe not. But it’s natural for Penny to try to blame it on someone else, real or not.

Someone *did* trash the car deliberately, it may have been people who didn’t have access to the house but it does look like it was done to spite Bonny, so definitely someone in with the tranchers on some level.
The “guests”, if any, could have been camping on the land, is what I’m getting at. But then J had his own trailer and could have just been up there seething after penny locked up and left.
Hope we find out.

 

[LeChampion1992]

KINDNESS STATEMENT & CAR DAMAGE
There’s more!!! Bonnie posted more photos of the damage done to his car! Apparently it’s been spray painted with the word “free” on the hood. Whether or not this means “free” in an anarchist way or “free” in a literal “this item is free”, I’m not sure, but it’s probably the latter. At least the alpacas are free though. [A]
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And as you can see, he also linked a google doc containing Alyssa’s statement. I suggest you read it, even if it is a bit long. It details her experiences there and sheds light on other things. Here’s a few things that stuck out to me in particular:
Good thing I’m not a reporter.
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She apparently paid Penny $250 for “counseling services” over Telegram in 2020, just over a year prior to the Denfur thing.
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In the initial Tranch fight that we have only heard about where they didn’t like how Kindness, apparently some of them really didn’t like how she basically acted like a sped and felt like it was mocking disabled people. But, it seems like somebody who wasn’t Bonnie was the one to break this news to her.
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In (possibly) October 2021, it seems like they had a negotiation meeting between Bonnie and the rest of the tranchers that took place at Alyssa’s house. Everybody kind of ignored the elephant in the room and pretended like everything was fine between them and Alyssa. This may have been due to the fact that Ash Coyote was filming the whole thing for the ill-fated Tranch documentary.
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By the way, “fake-claiming” is basically when somebody calls you out for lying about having Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Bonnie also replied to another Tranch tweet with images of the property, including 2 new ones! [A]
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Also, shit got so bad that even KEVIN said something about the squatter situation and was quite hostile towards Bonnie. I have not done the Kevin update today, but I’ll update you all if I find anything else. [A]
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Spoiler: Pics

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Edit: Bonnie is still awake and tweeting [A]
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Edit edit: HAPPY 1,000 PAGES!
I couldn’t dream of a better arc for this page.
Edit #3: I somehow failed to notice that Kevin claimed to somebody in the replies that Bonnie called the cops on them.
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So is the Tl DR of all this nonsense can be summed up as Tranch members invite every retarded junkie in the southwest who virtue signals trans rights basically got a free place to stay and now they're suffering the consequences of their actions.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Who'd've thunk that trannies would live worse than animals when left completely to their own devices and without any boundaries...

Pretty much anyone that has ever encountered them.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

It would be a scream to have a kiwi squat and we would have to use our screennames vs our actual names. That'd be fun on introductions.

It would be like the reddit meetup but with people that know who they are instead of pretending to be someone their not.

 

[FinnSven]

Well, the house isn’t really trashed if you look closely. It’s very messy, embarrassingly so. Maybe they intended to go back and tidy up, maybe not. But it’s natural for Penny to try to blame it on someone else, real or not.

Someone *did* trash the car deliberately, it may have been people who didn’t have access to the house but it does look like it was done to spite Bonny, so definitely someone in with the tranchers on some level.
The “guests”, if any, could have been camping on the land, is what I’m getting at. But then J had his own trailer and could have just been up there seething after penny locked up and left.
Hope we find out.

Maybe Bonnie Wee Paul’s mother went up to see why the bank are threatening to break her legs and when she figured out what happened, she took it out on the car she bought him.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Well, the house isn’t really trashed if you look closely. It’s very messy, embarrassingly so. Maybe they intended to go back and tidy up, maybe not. But it’s natural for Penny to try to blame it on someone else, real or not.

Someone *did* trash the car deliberately, it may have been people who didn’t have access to the house but it does look like it was done to spite Bonny, so definitely someone in with the tranchers on some level.
The “guests”, if any, could have been camping on the land, is what I’m getting at. But then J had his own trailer and could have just been up there seething after penny locked up and left.
Hope we find out.

Yeah thats more or less what I was thinking. That maybe they hadn't deliberately "trashed" the house beyond how fucked up them living there had already made it, but then they just up and left without attempting to clean anything up as a nice surprise for Bonnie to find whenever he'd show back up. I really feel like Penny and co are trying to deny it was them, though. "Squatters" just seems too convenient