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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
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#Poignant.

Somewhere under all that junk are dozens of hand-addressed padded mailers containing lovingly hand knitted hats and scarfs.

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Daily reminder that these are the people that believe they will be the intellectual vanguard of the proletarian revolution, and they couldn't even keep a small ranch in Colorado running without mass alpaca starvation and infighting destroying everything within a couple years.
 
I wonder if they stole any of the guns. If so there's a high likelihood one of them commits some crime with it and the ballistics will point straight to one of these idiot troons.
You gotta get the rifle to match ballistics on a bullet. If you have the rifle, you just look up the serial number and track the sale history. I'll take my sperg ratings with grace.
Ballistic comparisons are non admissible in court, the best you could do is establish chain of custody and go after the last known owner/possessor.
 
Can we really call it manipulation when he's such a retard and it's so incredibly obvious that he has never cared about anything but himself?

The prickless little prick cried in the past about the school not letting him ring his mother when he wanted, and by the sounds of things she also seemed to want him to stop.
He actually seemed to think this was his mother being horrible to him.

The fact that he tweeted about this years after the event in alleged adulthood shows that whether it’s conscious or not, he wields victimhood as a weapon.

I think he might be more aware of it than is obvious as I don’t think he is as stupid as he seems.

He successfully grifts transformer money and even trans Atlantic vacations.

He might not be an actual hot girl who can twist men around her little finger with a flash of cleavage and a shake of her arse, but he wants to be and has clumsily learned a way.

Also Penny, being a dumb lunkhead, but a reasonably big guy who was in the army is probably physically imposing enough. At least to other Troons.
Kevvie has done a stereotypical manipulation thing by simpering, letting Penny know Kevvie “thinks” that Penny is the smart strong one, so now Penny is at his beck and call.

Kevvie is stupid, I don’t disagree entirely , but low cunning doesn’t take much, especially when you have a dumb meathead to be your muscle.
 
🚨KINDNESS STATEMENT & CAR DAMAGE🚨
There’s more!!! Bonnie posted more photos of the damage done to his car! Apparently it’s been spray painted with the word “free” on the hood. Whether or not this means “free” in an anarchist way or “free” in a literal “this item is free”, I’m not sure, but it’s probably the latter. At least the alpacas are free though. [A]
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And as you can see, he also linked a google doc containing Alyssa’s statement. I suggest you read it, even if it is a bit long. It details her experiences there and sheds light on other things. Here’s a few things that stuck out to me in particular:
Good thing I’m not a reporter.
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She apparently paid Penny $250 for “counseling services” over Telegram in 2020, just over a year prior to the Denfur thing.
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In the initial Tranch fight that we have only heard about where they didn’t like how Kindness, apparently some of them really didn’t like how she basically acted like a sped and felt like it was mocking disabled people. But, it seems like somebody who wasn’t Bonnie was the one to break this news to her.
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In (possibly) October 2021, it seems like they had a negotiation meeting between Bonnie and the rest of the tranchers that took place at Alyssa’s house. Everybody kind of ignored the elephant in the room and pretended like everything was fine between them and Alyssa. This may have been due to the fact that Ash Coyote was filming the whole thing for the ill-fated Tranch documentary.
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By the way, “fake-claiming” is basically when somebody calls you out for lying about having Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Bonnie also replied to another Tranch tweet with images of the property, including 2 new ones! [A]
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Also, shit got so bad that even KEVIN said something about the squatter situation and was quite hostile towards Bonnie. I have not done the Kevin update today, but I’ll update you all if I find anything else. [A]
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Edit: Bonnie is still awake and tweeting [A]
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Edit edit: HAPPY 1,000 PAGES! 🎉🎉
I couldn’t dream of a better arc for this page.
Edit #3: I somehow failed to notice that Kevin claimed to somebody in the replies that Bonnie called the cops on them.
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Kevin's spin on this is hilarious, all this "we'll be okay, you can't keep a tenacious unicorn down!" shit. As if this isn't complete fucking defeat for the TURds. You lost the ranch bro. Like, this whole project was supposed to be a self-sustaining alpaca ranch that was a haven for trans and queer people. That project failed in every way possible, wasting vast amounts of money and alpaca lives, destroying the house, the land, and the personal relationships of all those involved. It failed without kiwichud intervention and for the most laughable of reasons, i.e. one faction of tranchers refusing to believe Kindness' ludicrous larping. We've been proven extremely right about the unsustainable nature of the project and the stupidity, narcissism, and insanity of all involved. We're so objectively correct that Bonnie is using the archived material in this thread to document the misdeeds of the Penny faction. Random guests and field serfs have spoken up, some going as far as making accounts on our evil transphobe forum, just to say what a shitshow it was. Like, game set and match my guy, fruit farmers win again.

They may have kept ten alpacas but Penny's parents' house is not Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, that shit is over. The point was to show that trans people could run a safe, happy, self-sustaining commune, and guess what they fucking can't. How long are Penny and Kev and Jen even going to keep referring to themselves as "unicorns" at this point? Kevin's "we'll be fine" really sums it up, he means HE will be fine. He can play video games and tweet stupid shit just fine from Penny's parents'. That's all that ever mattered to him, not the supposed cause. Supposedly there are trans people being genocided left and right, and even in real life a certain number of trans probably are homeless or in intolerant homes. Maybe this is optimistic but there are probably trans people out there who could have benefitted from a functional version of the tranch, from what the tranch was supposed to be. Those people won't be okay. The dead alpacas and dogs and whatever else won't be okay. Bonnie's parents' finances won't be okay. But Kevin will be okay, because he's so fucking tenacious. Malignant cancer is tenacious too.
 
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I also assume no one was growing weed right?
You assume troons can do anything at all for themselves. They even imported weed, the one thing even absolute morons should have been able to do for themselves, even though the property was also absolute shit for any sort of commercial growing, being off the grid and not having water.

They imported pretty much everything they consumed. Their only "product" was worthless shit-tier alpaca wool that had literal feces and plant matter in it and couldn't be used for any real purpose.
 
Another small point of interest- Sky is on the hook for all this stuff as well, since he is still married to Bonnie. If the Tranchers really did leave things trashed, which seems like the most obvious answer, nice of them to continue to fuck over Sky, who was seemingly still in at least neutral standing with them.

I suppose it's good for them that Sky is completely pathetic and will do absolutely nothing. Just nice that they really don't care who they catch in their disaster zone.
 
🚨 NEW SQUATTER ALERT 🚨
Apparently according to Bonnie there’s a NEW party of squatters on the tranch. Penny claims to not be involved. How they can stand to be in the house of amhole stench and cat piss, I don’t know.
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Post I missed yesterday in which Bonnie references us. [A]
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Who were these squatters? Sovereign citizens? Opportunistic transphobes? The alpaca uprising?
The answer may (or may not at all) shock you!
This is fucking amazing. Although I’m shocked and horrified to see the supposedly communist Bonnie not allowing squatters on land that is supposed to be designated for the collective. ARe they trying to be part of the fucking land-owning class? Who gives them the right to set up capitalist ownership of the Earth? They have no right to decide who stays on their supposed “land” that they supposedly “bought”. Property rights are a social construct of White-Supremacist Nazi Capitalists. I’m literally fuckin shaking right now.

Bonnie is a betrayer of her supposed Communist Comrades and may as well start dressing as the fat mayor from Monopoly - if The Mayor had cut off his penis and balls and had a yucky, stinky am-hole. And looked like a terrifying ogre.

On a more serious note, LOL at the assault-rifle packing troon “in hiding” from Kiwi Farms. Oh yeah, this was all to flee for your life. Did you genocide an entire bloodline of Alpacas because of Kiwi Farms terrorists as well?
 
Ballistic comparisons are non admissible in court, the best you could do is establish chain of custody and go after the last known owner/possessor.
Investigators use inadmissible shit all the time to find perps, and then they find all the admissible shit they need to convict them, because perps are stupid.
 
Penny Lives
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"Heart Troubles" and a promise to step away from social media in future. So there'll be no Jack Scalfani style videos. But a promise, maybe, of a Bonnie and Clyde one. Troons on the Run.
 
Counter-revolutionaries working from within have endeavored to undermine our project, but next time we will do communism for real, guys.

In an ideal world, they'd set out to do a Bundy-esque public land squat.

Also re: admissibility of ballistics, aren't all their guns chambered in really esoteric calibers? No .22 LR plinking for these girls, they only use bullets leftover from the Austro-Hungarian side of WWI!
 
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"Heart Troubles" and a promise to step away from social media in future. So there'll be no Jack Scalfani style videos. But a promise, maybe, of a Bonnie and Clyde one. Troons on the Run.
Yep, those are 12 Alpacas I spy.
I hope the survivors each start a new tribe to found the Nation of Alpacrael, where troons are not allowed, and threats to existence will be answered with nuclear fire.
Never again.
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the mountain, a few developments have taken place regarding our black Ranchers.

Courtney has been arrested for stalking and petty theft, and Nicole with Felony menacing and Fraud.

All of their complaints seem to be part of an ongoing war with a neighbour, over what it is not clear, but these are apparently extremely volatile and paranoid people.

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Here’s the link to the Denver Post article

And also a podcast which just popped up, I haven’t listened to it yet.

This shit reminds me of the Red House protests in Portland where a family failed to pay their mortgage because they had legal fees due to one of the family members running over a pedestrian due to negligence.

So these Niggers cried on social media about "injustice" thereby rallying all the dumbass White guilt people and ANTIFA to protest the eviction. However, as more details emerged, it turned out the family owned another property in downtown Portland and we're Sovereign Citizens / Moorish nationals.

Was their any self reflection on the part of the supporters?

Nope. They just willed themselves to forget these unpleasant details and went on to feign outrage over the next racist hoax so they can virtual signal.
 
🚨 PENNY FIRES BACK!!! 🚨
I see this thread has been featured once again, so myself and @Temperance XIV what’s good, fellow “follower with notifs on” farmer? will keep you updated with the latest happenings.
I was in for a delightful surprise upon seeing that Penny had responded to the latest news on the tranch account! [A]
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Penny opens his message by alleging that the Unicorns have been facing “violent harassment from landowners at our former location.” Now, he said “landowners” so I’m going to assume he’s referring to both Bonnie and his mother, despite only Bonnie having been directly accused of violence (by the way, when they say say “bonnie performed violent harassment”, they mean acts such as the cops on them, according to Kevin here).

He goes on to state that they want to be freed from Bonnie’s grip essentially, and also calls him “terrible folk” and accuses him of “undermining the project”. He includes a cute Wisp photo, and then goes on to state that their living situation (presumably Penny’s parents house, but I don’t think we have anything that points towards that beyond Kiwi speculation) is temporary, and they plan to relocate elsewhere to a permanent home. He thanks everyone for their support during this “strange” time and reiterates that the Unicorns are the victims of undue harassment.
Interestingly, he then reiterates that “helping folks is a responsibility, especially when dealing with marginalized people”. That’s exactly what Bonnie claims he wanted to do and it lead to the beginning of the end (albeit, he wanted to get a munchie to be the one in charge of helping them). Penny states that he wants to “rework things in light of this”, and the Tranch will be more private going forward. He closes by saying that the social media of the tranch will be used for “announcements and retweeting”, so I am assuming he means “I won’t be tweeting things like what we’re up to, such as alpaca pics or our drywalling adventures.” Whether or not this will actually happen is yet to be seen.

Also here’s the Wisp cat photo
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Penny immediately hopped onto his personal account, and mentioned that he was “in the hospital with a heart issue”. He thanked everyone for the concern, said his “energy has been low” so he hasn’t been responding as much, and that he’s going to be away from his social media as he recovers. [A]
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I also decided to check their likes. Penny’s personal account only liked the recent tranch tweet, but the actual Tranch account liked some interesting tweets. The Tranch most recently liked this tweet about Ash Coyote’s mental health
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but before that, the Tranch account also liked all four of the replies defending them under a reply Bonnie made to the tranch, archived here.
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Fedposter J has been on Twitter recently, and his latest liked tweets are these in defense of the ranch.
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Fuck I’m late bc I been busy today, but I’m still posting it. Spent too much time in the draft box.

I kinda wanna do some digging on the former members, maybe seeing where they ended up, if they have said anything regarding the tranch, their time on the tranch, etc. Probably won’t go anywhere much, but it would be fun to try.
So, if anybody would like to be on standby to help me, please DM me. Also DM me if you happen to know if I’m missing any former members (besides Neck (I had no idea he resided there at one point) and the newest mf that was running some social media shit.
I’ve been meaning to go over the list of participants in the weekly E Injection Night ceremony. I don’t think that Sky is one of them, and I’m hoping it stays that way too.
1. Kevin
2. Penny
3. Jen
4. Josie
5. Daisy
6. 666 Dirt Witch/Blade Bimbo
7. Harper (ngelofsorrow/genericangel)
8. Windy Cove
Just a little refresher on who’s who in terms of appearance.
Here we have the main quintuplet in a photo from better days. L to R: Kevin, Bonnie, Sky, Penny, and Jen
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L to R: Non-twitter user Dakota (not on ranch), Daisy, Jen, Kevin
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Josie (on tractor) and Daisy (guiding from the right)
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L to R: Bonnie, Penny, Josie
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Just Josie:
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Harper (kneeling on left) and Daisy (standing on right)
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Just Harper:
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666DirtWitch (I don’t know their name) on the left, Harper on the right
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Penny on the left, 666dirtwitch on the right
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Windy:
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And since we’re at it, let’s name the other two natal females on the tranch.
Sparklegrymm (the one black serf)
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Sparklegrymm on left, NeptuneVulpis on right
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Just NeptuneVulpis
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I’ve been meaning to go over the list of participants in the weekly E Injection Night ceremony. I don’t think that Sky is one of them, and I’m hoping it stays that way too.
1. Kevin
2. Penny
3. Jen
4. Josie
5. Daisy
6. 666 Dirt Witch/Blade Bimbo
7. Harper (ngelofsorrow/genericangel)
8. Windy Cove
Just a little refresher on who’s who in terms of appearance.
Here we have the main quintuplet in a photo from better days. L to R: Kevin, Bonnie, Sky, Penny, and Jen
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L to R: Non-twitter user Dakota (not on ranch), Daisy, Jen, Kevin
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Josie (on tractor) and Daisy (guiding from the right)
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L to R: Bonnie, Penny, Josie
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Just Josie:
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Harper (kneeling on left) and Daisy (standing on right)
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Just Harper:
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666DirtWitch (I don’t know their name) on the left, Harper on the right
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Penny on the left, 666dirtwitch on the right
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Windy:
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And since we’re at it, let’s name the other two natal females on the tranch.
Sparklegrymm (the one black serf)
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Sparklegrymm on left, NeptuneVulpis on right
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Just NeptuneVulpis
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I also have some new PNGs, as well as others that I have selected that are appropriate for this situation.
New ones:
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And here’s the existing ones that I handpicked from my PNG folder (which by the way is kind of scary i’m terms of how many I myself have made).
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The fact that I have 74 images in that folder with 60+ being my own creation kind of scares me, but it makes me feel better to know that they accumulated over the course of a year and a half. Hopefully I’ll get around to making some good memes about the situation soon.
 
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