Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

The plump, profusely sweating face of a man who claims safe isn’t his speed.

He's right, though. Safe isn't his speed. He doesn't respect safe words.

He just thrusts his micro forward, grunting CHILD CHIIIIIILD! CHIIIIIILD!

 

[John_Smith]

His phone went for a swim, so goes the speculation. Or he sat on it. He'll squander a chunk of quasi's money for a new one when he gets home from wherever he is. Brewer's spring training again?

I think the second picture is the one our brothers used to put out an ABP on a fictional retarded man in NYC.

Edit: “Fictional” might not be the perfect word here. I guess NYC was the fictional part.

He was in NYC to visit his then attorney Carrie Goldberg. She helped him with his twitter account. She also drives a much nicer muscle car than he does, because it is a real muscle car, unlike the rustang. Here is the photo the Pests used. It was a reddit thread, help me find my special needs brother or something like that.

Spoiler: Carrie's actual car, a 1966 Pontiac GTO. A real muscle car

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Man who writes creepy sex stories about young teens gives his take on the teen mental health crisis:

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I wonder at what age Pat started drinking. Maybe his grades were dogshit not because he's innately stupid, but because he was an underage boozer. I bet it's both, though.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He was in NYC to visit his then attorney Carrie Goldberg. She helped him with his twitter account.

A meeting that gave us my favorite photo of Pat. I love it even more than the lappening photo.



I love the emotional disconnect between the three of them.
Pat beaming like he's just secured a great victory. In reality, he just paid over $5000 to a lawyer to get his twitter account unbanned.
Carrie Goldberg is already bored and wants the dumb goy to leave now that he's forked over his money.
The astounded paralegal smirking in the background who just witnessed a dumb fat retard hand over thousands of dollars to get his stupid twitter account reinstated. He can hardly believe what just happened.

 

[Maude Snew]

A meeting that gave us my favorite photo of Pat. I love it even more than the lappening photo.

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I love the emotional discord between the three of them.
Pat beaming like he's just secured a great victory. In reality, he just forked over $5000 to a lawyer to get his twitter account unbanned.
Carrie Goldberg is already bored and wants the dumb goy to leave now that he's forked over his money.
The astounded paralegal smirking in the background who just witnessed a dumb fat retard hand over thousands of dollars to get his stupid twitter account reinstated. He can hardly believe what just happened.

Oh he has ballooned up nicely. I bet there are no black children in New York anymore.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

Oh he has ballooned up nicely. I bet there are no black children in New York anymore.

Well, some positive news for New York, so at least there's that

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat beaming like he's just secured a great victory. In reality, he just paid over $5000 to a lawyer to get his twitter account unbanned.

The best part about this is in hindsight, thanks to the Twitter Files, we know that almost certainly the lawyer just knew someone who worked there and spent all of 5 minutes talking to them to get Pat unbanned, and didn't even have to do any lawyer stuff. That's $300,000 an hour. Thanks Pat!

 

[Broadside]

Man who writes creepy sex stories about young teens gives his take on the teen mental health crisis:

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Imagine thinking teens are depressed because of "rising fascism" lmao. What fucking world does this pig live in...
Have you ever noticed how free thinking, sci-fi writing badass Pat has never once talked about drugs? I bet he's the kind to have tried a joint once and had a fucking breakdown over the tiniest bit of loss of control lmao.

OT: I really wish normie boomers would get over their weird obsession with hating weed, it's so gay. Newsflash retard! Teens have been smoking weed since long before it was legalized.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

A meeting that gave us my favorite photo of Pat. I love it even more than the lappening photo.

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I love the emotional discord between the three of them.
Pat beaming like he's just secured a great victory. In reality, he just forked over $5000 to a lawyer to get his twitter account unbanned.
Carrie Goldberg is already bored and wants the dumb goy to leave now that he's forked over his money.
The astounded paralegal smirking in the background who just witnessed a dumb fat retard hand over thousands of dollars to get his stupid twitter account reinstated. He can hardly believe what just happened.

Any time he tweets out pictures like this whether it's his lawyers or his stupid old barber, you know IRL he told them they were getting free advertising just being with him like he was doing them a favor or some shit.

By the way, this reminds me of the time somebody creep texted Patrick's barber pretending to be Patrick, and weirded her out so much that she quit her job and moved to another state

https://pfgforums.com/threads/the-reason-fatso-doesnt-take-haircut-selfies-anymore.11893/

Nothing funny about that, btw. Totally illegal and I hope whoever did it gets caught

 

[Associate Rick]

Still no word on why Patrick has gone quiet on the phones, and his twitter activity is sparse. Did his MIL put her foot down and tell him to stop? Did his phone get stolen by spics while on poverty vacation to another 3rd world Latin country? Did the IRS kick his door down and arrest him for tax evasion (that $100,000 SFWA money is taxable income, fatty)?

Or maybe the health dept shut down the black market (with an emphasis on black) pepperoni operation.

I wonder at what age Pat started drinking. Maybe his grades were dogshit not because he's innately stupid, but because he was an underage boozer. I bet it's both, though.

He was boozing in the womb, child.

 

[whogoesthere]

A meeting that gave us my favorite photo of Pat. I love it even more than the lappening photo.

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I love the emotional disconnect between the three of them.
Pat beaming like he's just secured a great victory. In reality, he just paid over $5000 to a lawyer to get his twitter account unbanned.
Carrie Goldberg is already bored and wants the dumb goy to leave now that he's forked over his money.
The astounded paralegal smirking in the background who just witnessed a dumb fat retard hand over thousands of dollars to get his stupid twitter account reinstated. He can hardly believe what just happened.

An atmosphere of strained emotional retardation.

Pats best content is when you seem him have to interreact with "normies", and you can see people just straight up dislike the guy. A brief glimpse into Pats life always reveals an unpleasant and lonely man, who deserves his misery for being so repulsive to everyone around him.

 

[Post Reply]

This is literally just tourettes syndrome at this point, Patrick. You know it's not happening, we all know it's not happening, but you just can't stop yourself from saying it
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You gotta love the regular classic spelling errors of this big shot "author" too

I'll bet he's worn such deep ruts in his brain that these responses are basically intrusive thoughts now. I wonder how many times Pat has told Niki to "enjoy prison" for drinking the last beer, or told his cashier "Wrong again child, I don't owe you anything."

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

His phone went for a swim, so goes the speculation. Or he sat on it. He'll squander a chunk of quasi's money for a new one when he gets home from wherever he is. Brewer's spring training again?

He was in NYC to visit his then attorney Carrie Goldberg. She helped him with his twitter account. She also drives a much nicer muscle car than he does, because it is a real muscle car, unlike the rustang. Here is the photo the Pests used. It was a reddit thread, help me find my special needs brother or something like that.
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Spoiler: Carrie's actual car, a 1966 Pontiac GTO. A real muscle car

I didn’t realize that trains in NYC didn’t have weight restrictions.

 

[delite]

Still no word on why Patrick has gone quiet on the phones, and his twitter activity is sparse. Did his MIL put her foot down and tell him to stop? Did his phone get stolen by spics while on poverty vacation to another 3rd world Latin country? Did the IRS kick his door down and arrest him for tax evasion (that $100,000 SFWA money is taxable income, fatty)?

I could imagine a situation where he goes scorched earth and spends all his money to not pay quasi. Hes probably at spring training with his wife and having some "away time" from social media. Patricks doesnt have any friends so its most likely Nikki who told him to put his tweeter down.

 

[Broadside]

Old man yells at official Twitter account at 5AM in the morning.
This is the behaviour of a successful author and pundit.

 

[delite]

Old man yells at official Twitter account at 5AM in the morning.
This is the behaviour of a successful author and pundit.
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He must have gotten the nigger flight time of 6 or 7 home welcome back Fatty.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Old man yells at official Twitter account at 5AM in the morning.
This is the behaviour of a successful author and pundit.
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As usual he's wrong. January saw a 0.5% increase alone. I'd ask him to stick to things he knows but then he'd never use Twitter.

 

[Ophelia]

I hope Pat doesn’t end up in jail like some cows do. It would be so boring.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

His phone went for a swim, so goes the speculation. Or he sat on it. He'll squander a chunk of quasi's money for a new one when he gets home from wherever he is. Brewer's spring training again?

He was in NYC to visit his then attorney Carrie Goldberg. She helped him with his twitter account. She also drives a much nicer muscle car than he does, because it is a real muscle car, unlike the rustang. Here is the photo the Pests used. It was a reddit thread, help me find my special needs brother or something like that.
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Spoiler: Carrie's actual car, a 1966 Pontiac GTO. A real muscle car

Mustangs are pony cars, not muscle cars. Another woman that knows their vehicles better than Torque Wheeler. Love the colour by the way.

 

[Broadside]

As usual he's wrong. January saw a 0.5% increase alone. I'd ask him to stick to things he knows but then he'd never use Twitter.

I just don't get why he does it. He doesn't correct or explain why his opponents are wrong and when he's called out he just insults or copes with "I'm sorry you're so stupid." He never debates at all.
This kind of behaviour is just a fast track to making as many people hate you and think you're a fucking idiot. It's like he has no sense of shame or embarrassment. He's absolutely got some sort of brain damage and I mean that literally.