‘Jeremy’s Chocolate’ Sells More Than 100,000 Chocolate Bars In First 12 Hours - It's a new product line called 'her/she'

The Daily WireIn just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.


“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”


The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.


“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”


The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.


“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

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One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”

But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”

Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.


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In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”

The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.

“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”
But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”
Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.

 

[CuzinEd]

There are other brands of chocolate available. I don't need to buy overpriced hipster political grifting chocolate. Theres always Dove Niagra Tony's Chocolonely and Lindt. Lindt and Tony's Chocolonely usually cost a little over $5 a bar. But you get what you pay for. You pay a lot but you get good chocolate. Better than Hershey's. The only thing comparable would be a Hershey's Symphony bar which cost nearly $4.

I almost forgot Wockenfuss. Now that's pretty expensive.

 

[Coptakhenaten]

There are other brands of chocolate available. I don't need to buy overpriced hipster political grifting chocolate. Theres always Dove Niagra Tony's Chocolonely and Lindt. Lindt and Tony's Chocolonely usually cost a little over $5 a bar. But you get what you pay for. You pay a lot but you get good chocolate. Better than Hershey's. The only thing comparable would be a Hershey's Symphony bar which cost nearly $4.

I almost forgot Wockenfuss. Now that's pretty expensive.

Dove is owned by Mars Co. and we know how they are

Lindt seems less openly woke but I am wary, BR and VG own 3% of their stock

Ferrero would seem the least suspicious but their CEO did visit the recent Davos conference.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'll wait for the Kiwifarms Moonbar.

 

[Retink Retunk]

While strictly speaking what you're saying is true, at least insomuch as the price of chocolate varying (there are, in fact, far worse chocolates than Hershey's) trying to say it in this context should make you feel bad.

There are worse things you can eat than dog food as well, such as Hershey's chocolate.

 

[Cyborg Braphog]

Can't wait for Jeremy's Brand packers and binders for children! Leftists are the real transphobes!

 

[gata]

Dove is owned by Mars Co. and we know how they are

Lindt seems less openly woke but I am wary, BR and VG own 3% of their stock

Ferrero would seem the least suspicious but their CEO did visit the recent Davos conference.

Here is some better options:
Make your own chocolate with either Choco beans or couverture chocolate.
Or support your local candy makers/chocolatier if you don't want to make it yourself.
Fuck buying shit chocolate from bland corporations.

 

[Shidoen]

If I want fag chocolate I can just get some milka from the commissary. Fuck Hershey and fuck this obvious Ziohazard.

 

[Atatata]

Ngl with a website like that, I unironically believe at least a dozen or so do not give a shit about the politics and will buy anything that is against Hersheys as a chocolate.
Also just gimmick chocolate enthusiasts who will save the wrapper.

 

[Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus]

There are conservatives (culture war grifters in particular) who have a vested interest in not defeating the liberals, just "owning" them. This is a reason why the USA is in such a bad state. The Republican Party has been around the last 50 years and more and one has to wonder for every grand liberal "triumph" where have the neoconservatives been?

The conservatives/Republicans/whatever-you-call-them are really just the Democrat party but delayed by a decade or two for the most part.

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The pun of the naming and "nutless" is funny, but I doubt it tastes any better so why would I bother? I don't buy chocolate often in the first place and when I do I usually get Endangered Species since it's in stock everywhere, tastes decent enough, and supposedly 10% of their profit goes to wildlife preservation. Probably doesn't, but it sounds nice.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Not including your Chocopelate, which are just something rebranded?

Ftfy. It is funny and makes libtards seethe, just take the win cuckservative

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Here is some better options:
Make your own chocolate with either Choco beans or couverture chocolate.
Or support your local candy makers/chocolatier if you don't want to make it yourself.
Fuck buying shit chocolate from bland corporations.

Man, a bunch of chocolate shops closed near where I was. I always went to See’s Candies and Kegg’s Candies as a kid with my mom. Now I don’t know where the hell I can go to satisfy my sweet tooth.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Ftfy. It is funny and makes libtards seethe, just take the win cuckservative

If it was a meme image, it might be hilarious.

At 7 dollars a bar, it's retarded. Not because "Oh, I can't afford a 7 dollar chocolate bar" or some shit. I'd like to think nobody expects the chocolate to be anything special... Although some people seem to want to defend the price as though they do, so I don't know. But 7 bucks a bar to keep it around on my desk or something? It's like when a comedian is on stage, and they tell a joke, and people laugh... but then they stop laughing, and the comedian is still standing around, kinda gesturing for people to keep laughing.

Yeah, I'm the fucking fun police, I guess.

The only "winners" here are the people selling it to idiots.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I could go to Aldi and get their chocolate for less.

This Aldi?

Aldi releases gender transition guides to support its trans staff.​

Read time:1 minute, 17 seconds
Aldi has introduced a series of gender transition guides to support staff members who are either undergoing transition or already transitioned.
The move forms part of the supermarket’s wider Embrace Diversity and Inclusion strategy.
Developed with input from staff across the business, the guides aim to support transgender colleagues at all stages. They also provide guidance to leaders and tips for co-workers on how to help their colleagues return to work.

Supportive​

Kimberly Taylor, store assistant at Aldi, said: “I’ve worked at Aldi for over three years and during that time have started to transition. Throughout this experience my team have been so supportive of me, helping me to feel confident and accepted every step of the way.
“The creation of the gender transition guides, when coupled with the care and support provided, makes it clear that my wellbeing and acceptance is a priority for Aldi.”

Inclusive​

Aldi staff members will also be getting involved in the upcoming Pride events in Birmingham and Manchester.
Richard Shuttleworth, diversity and inclusion director at Aldi UK, said: “We want to ensure that Aldi is a diverse, inclusive and supportive place to work for everyone.
“We believe colleagues should feel confident to bring their truest selves to work, and hope the launch of these guides will help anyone who has transitioned, is going through a transition or considering it, to feel safe and supported in doing just that.”

I know just about every company loves LGBT so it's almost inescapable, but all the more reason to show there's customer interest in avoiding woke companies. That's the real value, even if these grifters just care about the money it actually can have a positive effect.

Things are only getting more woke, you're not gonna catch me complaining about this despite it being far from ideal.

If it was a meme image, it might be hilarious.

At 7 dollars a bar, it's retarded. Not because "Oh, I can't afford a 7 dollar chocolate bar" or some shit. I'd like to think nobody expects the chocolate to be anything special... Although some people seem to want to defend the price as though they do, so I don't know. But 7 bucks a bar to keep it around on my desk or something? It's like when a comedian is on stage, and they tell a joke, and people laugh... but then they stop laughing, and the comedian is still standing around, kinda gesturing for people to keep laughing.

Yeah, I'm the fucking fun police, I guess.

The only "winners" here are the people selling it to idiots.

I get what you're saying, but you seem to be missing the point. Yeah, it's rebranded mystery chocolate, but I don't think anyone expected more than that, their site literally shills the candy using the link ihatehersheys.com which seems to redirect to their regular site. It's not exactly subtle what is motivating people here, it's not the chocolate. Normal people are fed up and feel powerless, and don't want to keep supporting this shit.

And you know, even if somehow people did expect more then so what? A fool and his money are soon parted. They are still funding this good anti-woke messaging, that it also happens to fill Ben's shekel bag is no skin off my back.

Whether people are trying to send a message to woke companies or are just eating overpriced generic chocolate because they're ignorant means very little to me, because the better this sells the more other companies have to take notice, especially if they're losing customers. Only we can make go woke, go broke real, it's largely a myth and cope at the moment.

 

[CuzinEd]

Dove is owned by Mars Co. and we know how they are

Lindt seems less openly woke but I am wary, BR and VG own 3% of their stock

Ferrero would seem the least suspicious but their CEO did visit the recent Davos conference.

I haven't heard anything negative about Mars the same goes for Lindt.

 

[Apathy is my superpower]

I lol'd.

But I'm not gonna buy trash tier chocolate from either of them.

top tier choccy

 

[The handsome tard]

"How will this help us sell chocolate?"

"Chocolate?"

 

[A-Stump]

This is like a guy shitting his pants so in protest you piss your own. One act of retardation doesn't cancel out the other.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I mean, no, they were saying most chocolate including the griftobars is all the same.

Griftobars sounds like a cool name for a chocolate bar.

Does it taste ok? Hersheys tastes of vomit (butyric acid used to spur the milk, bastards ruined cadburys with this…)
Brown vomit tasting substance marketed by using people who want to mutilate children. Bypassing the van with the candy and puppies eh?

That really is the main issue with this movement. Is it good? It’s one thing for it not to have woke, lazy messaging in it. It’s another for it to be good. And what is “good”? If their audience thinks it’s good simply because it’s has non-woke branding, then they’ve found their calling. And they seem unashamed at doing so. But it’s not going to help much in gaining converts. Their movies are at best mediocre, but their base will probably say it’s quality content. Same with the chocolate, probably. Not once do they talk about the quality of their works, except maybe with Terror on the Prairie.

If it was a meme image, it might be hilarious.

At 7 dollars a bar, it's retarded. Not because "Oh, I can't afford a 7 dollar chocolate bar" or some shit. I'd like to think nobody expects the chocolate to be anything special... Although some people seem to want to defend the price as though they do, so I don't know. But 7 bucks a bar to keep it around on my desk or something? It's like when a comedian is on stage, and they tell a joke, and people laugh... but then they stop laughing, and the comedian is still standing around, kinda gesturing for people to keep laughing.

Yeah, I'm the fucking fun police, I guess.

The only "winners" here are the people selling it to idiots.

Would the ultimate solution to defeat the grifters is to be the grifters? Despite Crowder’s base, I don’t know how much influence he has in changing things. Is this the sacrifice to make to change society and culture?

 

[Balr0g]

Gotta admit "SheHer nutless" made me chuckle

but now to the main question: does it taste good?

 

[George Lucas]

Reminds me of that black rifle coffee shit.

Rightoids just want to consoom.