‘Jeremy’s Chocolate’ Sells More Than 100,000 Chocolate Bars In First 12 Hours - It's a new product line called 'her/she'

The Daily WireIn just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.


“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”


The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.


“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”


The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.


“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

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One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”

But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”

Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.


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In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”

The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.

“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”
But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”
Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Is American chocolade even good?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Is American chocolade even good?

Some is. The cheap stuff is usually not.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

B-b-but grift! Just keep eating HerShe's tranny chocolate or you're a sucker

Or better yet spend the money for some actual good-quality European chocolate. American chocolate is vile and tastes like vomit.

Or just don't eat chocolate since it's literally just empty calories that will fatten you up. For some reason, this very simple solution is just never proposed. You don't need chocolate to live and the utility of eating it is basically zero. Plus, wasting money on chocolate in a recession is dumb.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I could go to Aldi and get their chocolate for less.

Hey, Aldi chocolate is actually pretty good for the price. It's not top-tier chocolate, but for the price.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Or just don't eat chocolate since it's literally just empty calories that will fatten you up. For some reason, this very simple solution is just never proposed. You don't need chocolate to live and the utility of eating it is basically zero. Plus, wasting money on chocolate in a recession is dumb.

God forbid anyone not live in spartan utilitarianism. Fuck pleasure, am I right? Just do the things you need to survive, comrade.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hey, Aldi chocolate is actually pretty good for the price. It's not top-tier chocolate, but for the price.

By my uncultured swine standards, that stuff is top tier. I wasn't insulting Aldi. I am a massive Aldi fangirl.

 

[rel=alternate]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

There is a reason they rolled it out so fast, and it factors in the pricing.

They basically contacted a manufacturer to negotiate something white label, where just the packaging changes. They probably pay somewhere in the region of what supermarkets buy it for, and they need to add their own margin on top afterwards.

This chocolate is probably available somewhere else under a different brand name, at a price point they can never beat, because they don't manufacture it. It's more of a gimmick than anything.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

God forbid anyone not live in spartan utilitarianism. Fuck pleasure, am I right? Just do the things you need to survive, comrade.

The things you do for pleasure shouldn't involve consuming a product. There's a world of a difference between buying a guitar to play music or an buing arduino kits to make cool shit and just buying food to eat it for "pleasure". Call me old-fashioned, but I believe true pleasure is derived from actually productive outlets with the potential for social interaction with a community of like minded people, not comfort foods.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Chocolate isn't expensive; it's a bit like saying whole milk should cost more than skim milk because it has more cream in it. The percentage is more a question of taste than quality.

Chocolate is expensive. Because the ingredients for commercial chocolate are expensive. Cocoa for example.

What Hershey produces is called chocolate more as an habit, but the low concentration that it has of cocoa beans puts it way below the quality of chocolate. Like I said, it's fast food.

And your example is really not good. Milk has a price to obtain and get ready to drink it, If you dilute it with water, it's not pure milk, and the price will be low. The price doesn't go up from impure to pure, it goes DOWN from pure to mixed. Your comparison is like saying steak should not cost much because McDonalds exists. You're grading the price of food based on the trash cheap product made for mass consume.

It's the same as chocolate. 100% pure chocolate is how chocolate should be.



2.5oz. No milk and sugar. Peruvian chocolate ain't as expensive as others, but 100% cocoa by other European brands can definitely be more expensive.

 

[northstar747]

using candy to troll the libs

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

using candy to troll the libs

Like taking candy from a type II diabetic

 

[Stoneheart]

somebody is laundering money...

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

It's the same as chocolate. 100% pure chocolate is how chocolate should be.

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2.5oz. No milk and sugar. Peruvian chocolate ain't as expensive as others, but 100% cocoa by other European brands can definitely be more expensive.

Oh fuck that. I like good chocolate, but I don't like chewing on pure bitter. I eat chocolate for enjoyment, not to prove how cultured I am.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

Does it taste ok? Hersheys tastes of vomit (butyric acid used to spur the milk, bastards ruined cadburys with this…)

Interesting. I've never heard of that nor noticed it when eating the typical hershey products I do grab occasionally; miniature krackel or peanut butter cup.

 

[TIMECUBE 2.0]

There's someone out there desperately spamming the buy button, thinking "This is the chocolate bar that proves I'm not a faggot".

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

The things you do for pleasure shouldn't involve consuming a product. There's a world of a difference between buying a guitar to play music or an buing arduino kits to make cool shit and just buying food to eat it for "pleasure". Call me old-fashioned, but I believe true pleasure is derived from actually productive outlets with the potential for social interaction with a community of like minded people, not comfort foods.

"Old fashioned."

I promise you, your great grandparents weren't even born yet when people were already eating chocolate for enjoyment. And you would have to go many, many generations further back before you could find a generation that didn't consume things like music and food and drink for pleasure.

Don't be a fucking libtard. History did not start in 1932 or something.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Oh fuck that. I like good chocolate, but I don't like chewing on pure bitter. I eat chocolate for enjoyment, not to prove how cultured I am.

It's an acquired test. I wouldn't either. 70-80% of chocolate is the most common and it's fine.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Jeremy Boring is shorter than Brett Cooper? Lol what a fag.

The Daily Wire thinks Trump and Kari Lake were too mean and not conservative enough and there was totally no election fraud the past three years, but by God they'll do things just as cringe as Trump Steaks.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

It's an acquired test. I wouldn't either. 70-80% of chocolate is the most common and it's fine.

That statement is at odds with saying 100% is how chocolate "should be".

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

"Old fashioned."

I promise you, your great grandparents weren't even born yet when people were already eating chocolate for enjoyment. And you would have to go many, many generations further back before you could find a generation that didn't consume things like music and food and drink for pleasure.

Don't be a fucking libtard. History did not start in 1932 or something.

I literally just said there's nothing wrong with playing music or making your own food and eating it for enjoyment. It's this retarded idea that it's all or nothing and you have to buy pleasure and happiness that is ruining the world right now and has been for many generations. Stop pretending that eating chocolate is anything but gay consumerism masked under the guise of elitism unless you yourself or someone you know is making it. It's some faceless gay corporation making it and you are actively getting invested in the retarded mindset I see so often today, where people talk banal bullshit about brands in regards to a hobby they like instead of things they actually do in relation to said hobbies.