‘Jeremy’s Chocolate’ Sells More Than 100,000 Chocolate Bars In First 12 Hours - It's a new product line called 'her/she'

The Daily WireIn just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.


“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”


The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.


“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”


The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.


“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

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One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”

But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”

Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.


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In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”

The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.

“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”
But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”
Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

For real, I'm honestly surprised how many people are mad that it costs so much more than Hershey's. Like, yeah, Hershey's is the absolute bottom of the barrel. You have people complaining that Hershey's tastes disgusting but then act flabbergasted when a chocolate bar somehow costs more than the Big Mac of chocolate. People would rather spend $1.50 on a bar of corn syrup and vegetable oil.

Honestly, I had thought that since this was supposed to be a jab at Hershey's, it'd be a similarly priced product, so I was surprised when I went to the page and it was a bit higher. If they're going for a higher-quality product, then that's good, and I was wrong in my assumption there. I'm not a big chocolate guy, so I don't know much about the quality differences and standards.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

For real, I'm honestly surprised how many people are mad that it costs so much more than Hershey's. Like, yeah, Hershey's is the absolute bottom of the barrel. You have people complaining that Hershey's tastes disgusting but then act flabbergasted when a chocolate bar somehow costs more than the Big Mac of chocolate. People would rather spend $1.50 on a bar of corn syrup and vegetable oil.

Except this is rebrand chocolate.

For those that don't understand it:

Do you think that all those rappers and sportsball players and shit actually have their own company making energy drinks and shit? Do you think that your co-worker who is selling you Band Booster Bars to try to "raise money for band uniforms" are selling some chocolate that the band made? No. There are companies that specialize in producing more or less generic products - energy drinks and chocolate bars are two of the common ones, but there are others - and just slapping your custom label on them. Then they sell them to you in bulk, and you re-sell them at a high markup for a profit. Sometimes you can customize what you buy a little, sometimes not, depending on the company, but... That's all it is. It's not some artisan bespoke chocolate made by blind monks in Columbia or something. It's commercial generic chocolate (or energy drinks, or whatever) with a custom label.

It might be better than Hershey chocolate, but there's no guarantee of that. It could even be worse. And it's certainly not going to be 7 dollar a bar good.

I didn't think people needed this explained, but people are trying to make the argument "It's so expensive because you're paying for good chocolate!!!". No, you're just paying a markup on rebranded stuff.

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And for anyone who tried to say this is different, for some reason? Nobody can make a chocolate company appear overnight. You just can't do it. Elon Musk levels of money couldn't make it happen that fast, and Daily Wire doesn't have Elon Musk money. You have to get facilities, suppliers, staff, equipment, then get things up and running, and there are permits and all sorts of red tape and hoops. With enough money to throw at it, I could imagine maybe a very small number of weeks, but not 24 hours.

So no, this is just some other chocolate with their branding on it. I can't even find anything on the website that says "Made in America" or "Made in Switzerland" or anything, and you would think they would at least advertise if one of those was true. They don't brag about any of their ingredients, they don't tell you what percentage it is, nothing. Just a basic ingredients list. So either they don't even know, or they know and they don't figure it would help them to let you know. So this could be some made in China crap for all you know.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

This is why I hate everyone. You have the left trying to rape the kids, and the right just trying to make money off low IQ retards who just don't want their kids getting raped.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Steven Crowder is a retard but making an expensive unaffordable chocolate is only proving his point of the Daily Wire being run by money grabbing out of touch Jews who will only push away conservatives by being overly expensive and make the conservative movement feel elitist


He didn't word it like that but that's pretty much what he was saying and why they tried to "Shut him down!"

 

[mold]

This is why I hate everyone. You have the left trying to rape the kids, and the right just trying to make money off low IQ retards who just don't want their kids getting raped.

and this is why I hate you. accept reality. if those are your choices, you have to choose the latter.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Ben Shapiro sure is monetizing the Conservative Inc grift game to get those shekels. Not sure how this helps combat the troon menace in any real way.....
I would ask if this chocolate is hsmfceay decent but it is criminally priced. As others have stated one can simply by Lindt or other European chocolate and declare "I hate troons" and still stand against the troon menace, for less money and with better quality chocolate.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

and this is why I hate you. accept reality. if those are your choices, you have to choose the latter.

What the fuck does this even mean? That the only way to combat the people raping kids is to support and love people who grift desperate retards?

 

[mold]

What the fuck does this even mean? That the only way to combat the left is to grift desperate retards?

it means it's uberretarded to compare these two things:

1) child sexual mutilation
2) people doing the kind of griftiness that pimps preachers and politicans have been doing since we came down from the trees

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

it means it's uberretarded to compare these two things:

1) child sexual mutilation
2) people doing the kind of griftiness that pimps preachers and politicans have been doing since we came down from the trees

Hating both isn't comparing both, you absolute fucking mong.

 

[mold]

Hating both isn't comparing both, you absolute fucking mong.

no, it's just putting yourself into a comfortable position of moral superiority where you can refuse to have anything to do with the latter group, even though without them, nothing is going to get done

 

[Grub]

Except this is rebrand chocolate.

For those that don't understand it:

Do you think that all those rappers and sportsball players and shit actually have their own company making energy drinks and shit? Do you think that your co-worker who is selling you Band Booster Bars to try to "raise money for band uniforms" are selling some chocolate that the band made? No. There are companies that specialize in producing more or less generic products - energy drinks and chocolate bars are two of the common ones, but there are others - and just slapping your custom label on them. Then they sell them to you in bulk, and you re-sell them at a high markup for a profit. Sometimes you can customize what you buy a little, sometimes not, depending on the company, but... That's all it is. It's not some artisan bespoke chocolate made by blind monks in Columbia or something. It's commercial generic chocolate (or energy drinks, or whatever) with a custom label.

It might be better than Hershey chocolate, but there's no guarantee of that. It could even be worse. And it's certainly not going to be 7 dollar a bar good.

I didn't think people needed this explained, but people are trying to make the argument "It's so expensive because you're paying for good chocolate!!!". No, you're just paying a markup on rebranded stuff.

I've made custom brand chocolate before. We literally took those big boxes of milk chocolate circle wafer things you can buy in the bulk section at the grocery store melted them down in a machine, pumped them into molds, put them in the fridge then wrapped and labelled them. They were sold for like $10 a piece or something. They were pretty bad.

 

[TheRedChair]

It's just another con game to fit the narrative.
Or have people already forgotten what happened to M&M's Chocolate. Hmmmm?

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

What's next? Klavan diapers?

Ben and Jordan's Ice Cream.

The Her She name convention is clever, I'll give them that.

It is; and given it's releasing during Women's month, it would've been a slam dunk in sales if they hadn't fucked it up with the troonery. They flew too close to the close to the woke sun.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I've made custom brand chocolate before. We literally took those big boxes of milk chocolate circle wafer things you can buy in the bulk section at the grocery store melted them down in a machine, pumped them into molds, put them in the fridge then wrapped and labelled them. They were sold for like $10 a piece or something. They were pretty bad.

I'm guessing this wasn't something you decided to do one day and were selling the next day, though.

And I'm also guessing you weren't selling 100,00 units in the first 72 hours or whatever.

And yeah, a Hershey bar might have even been better that bulk melting chocolate. That stuff is usually meant for, like... Grandmas making candy for Christmas and stuff. It's not good chocolate. Some of it doesn't even claim to be chocolate.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Not including your Griftobars, which are just something rebranded?

No one sane is supporting the tranny chocolate.

 

[JustSomeDong]

This is why I hate everyone. You have the left trying to rape the kids, and the right just trying to make money off low IQ retards who just don't want their kids getting raped.

But you gotta pay stupid amounts of money for chocolate to own the libs! This is how we WIN!!!!111!

and this is why I hate you. accept reality. if those are your choices, you have to choose the latter.

See? You only have two possible options, here! If you don't give all your money to every stupid "own da libs" grift that pops up, you may as well start popping them titty skittles! It worked out well with that Black Rifle coffee bullshit, amirite? Absolute binary thinking is the only way forward, and if that means we gotta be retarded and give our money to grifters, well thats just the cost of good politics!

PT Barnum would be proud.

 

[mold]

But you gotta pay stupid amounts of money for chocolate to own the libs! This is how we WIN!!!!111!

See? You only have two possible options, here! If you don't give all your money to every stupid "own da libs" grift that pops up, you may as well start popping them titty skittles! It worked out well with that Black Rifle coffee bullshit, amirite? Absolute binary thinking is the only way forward, and if that means we gotta be retarded and give our money to grifters, well thats just the cost of good politics!

PT Barnum would be proud.

where did I say you have to buy the shitty chocolate

 

[DamnWolves!]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

Fucking boomers, man. This is such an obvious grift and anyone calling themselves a "god king" in 2023 deserves the rope. This is like Ben Shapiro's version of buying shit on Ali Express and "rebranding" it for your shitty Kickstarter project.

More money than brains and the worst part is that it's all funded by HELOC debt. Forget Blackrock; the bank down the street is going to own every house in America because their Millennial children sure as fuck won't be able to make up the all the equity they took out of their homes to buy cruises and $7 chocolate bars when they start dying off en masse (after they drain social security and spend even more of their kids' inheritance on experimental cancer drugs so they can live 2 months longer, of course).

Oh, this isn't even fair. There are absolutely good American chocolates. Hershey's just isn't one of them.

Hershey's chocolate (and all American chocolate beyond the single batch stuff, really) is processed to contain butyric acid, which makes it a bit tangy. Europoors associate this taste with rancidity, which is why they don't like it. They both taste fine, if you ask me.

I think these ones don't even mention how much the % of chocolate is, but if it's 70% or more, then the price is definitely justified.

Chocolate isn't expensive; it's a bit like saying whole milk should cost more than skim milk because it has more cream in it. The percentage is more a question of taste than quality.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

No one sane is supporting the tranny chocolate.

Which has what to do with anything?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I could go to Aldi and get their chocolate for less.