‘Jeremy’s Chocolate’ Sells More Than 100,000 Chocolate Bars In First 12 Hours - It's a new product line called 'her/she'

The Daily WireIn just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.


“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”


The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.


“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”


The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.


“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

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One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”

But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”

Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.


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In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.

“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”

The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.

“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

The Daily Wire also published an ad for Jeremy’s Chocolate featuring Boreing and Daily Wire hosts Brett Cooper and Michael Knowles. Several Twitter users were astonished at the speed with which The Daily Wire was able to launch Jeremy’s Chocolate.

“That was fast,” journalist and podcaster Tim Pool tweeted.

One user imagined a conversation between Boreing and a company investor:

Investor: “How fast-“
Jeremy: “Yes”
Investor: “-can you deploy?”

“22 hours ago the Hershey Chocolate company used a trans person in an ad… less than a day later the Daily Wire launched their own chocolate company,” radio host Kenny Webster wondered. “Did… did they know ahead of time about the ad?”
But Boreing confirmed that he worked through the night Thursday to get the product off the ground. “We did not know,” he tweeted. “We just stayed up all night for the love of the game. And the country. And chocolate. ihatehersheys.com.”
Another tweet from a Daily Wire producer, retweeted by Boreing, confirmed what he said. “Not only fast we were rewarded with mad scientists bbq for an 8 hr turn around on the production of the ad!” Kevin Burnes tweeted.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Not including your Griftobars, which are just something rebranded?

I mean, no, they were saying most chocolate including the griftobars is all the same.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

I mean, no, they were saying most chocolate including the griftobars is all the same.

Well, saying "globohomo" is basically a meaningless statement anyways. It's little more than a politically flipped version of "fascist".

You can certainly get artisan chocolates that will be open about how they source their materials and who owns the company, if you're willing to pay for it. I'll just spend my money to buy actual good chocolate. Not Band Booster Bars.

I thoroughly understand the people who are buying this stuff. But you're right, American chocolate is absolute shit.

Oh, this isn't even fair. There are absolutely good American chocolates. Hershey's just isn't one of them. And trust me, there's bad European chocolate, too. I've had it. Bad European chocolate is differently bad, but still bad - bad European chocolate tends to be like eating brown wax.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

We did it. We saved the west.

That nurse who you bent over backwards and kissed at the Times Square celebrations, while dressed in a sailor costume, had a lantern jaw and an 8 inch dick.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

I don't know who's jewing who anymore, but I do know the Daily Wire is ran by kikes.

 

[Blacklight]

All I know is it's another insipid ad I have to skip when I'm driving in my car listening to Youtube.

 

[The Ugly One]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

It's one-off novelty item.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Tbh, if it is generic milk chocolate, it's probably better than Hershey's. Hershey's is made of vegetable oil.

 

[Dysnomia]

That's really funny and I applaud the concept. But it's very expensive. At least donate a portion of the revenue to a women's shelter. If you really want to trigger some troons donate it to the "real women only" shelter JKR supports.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

That's really funny and I applaud the concept. But it's very expensive. At least donate a portion of the revenue to a women's shelter. If you really want to trigger some troons donate it to the "real women only" shelter JKR supports.

This is a political grift. This is a product designed to own and trigger da libs. Morons will buy this candy to make some dork at The Daily Wire richer. That’s it.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

I didn't even know about this hershey controversy until an ad for this annoying grifter's newest PR stunt ran on youtube while I was watching something on my phone. Goddammit, I like quite a few hershey products too, and now they have to engage in facilitating troonery?

And this Fae Johnstone gigatroon is in protected mode on twitter so I can't even look at his stupidity and laugh.

YWNBAW

 

[6MillionCoofs]

All I know is it's another insipid ad I have to skip when I'm driving in my car listening to Youtube.

Why are you not using Brave?

You don’t have to Skip

 

[Miller]

I have to admit that it was really funny to name it "SheHer nutless".

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

That nurse who you bent over backwards and kissed at the Times Square celebrations, while dressed in a sailor costume, had a lantern jaw and an 8 inch dick.

With foreskin

 

[Tasty Tatty]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

Good brand chocolate is not cheap. Hershey is because it's a commercial brand like fast food. It's the equivalent of drugstore make up: it's meant to not being expensive while actual brands can cost twice or thrice the price. Also, look below: 40% of cacao is really low (minimal to be considered chocolate is 25%).






92g of Hershey (42%): S/ 6.89
100g of a chocolate brand that is quite known, S/ 18.9
85g of a rarer chocolate brand: S/ 15.20
70g of a brand I never heard before (70%): S/20

A pack of this chocolate is $25, so each chocolate is about $6. That's about S/ 20 for 42g. It's more expensive than the last one (an award winning chocolate), but then it's also a novelty product and a political statement.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

American milk chocolate tastes better than gay, bitter Euro chocolate.

fite me

 

[Megaton Punch]

Good brand chocolate is not cheap. Hershey is because it's a commercial brand like fast food. It's the equivalent of drugstore make up: it's meant to not being expensive while actual brands can cost twice or thrice the price.

For real, I'm honestly surprised how many people are mad that it costs so much more than Hershey's. Like, yeah, Hershey's is the absolute bottom of the barrel. You have people complaining that Hershey's tastes disgusting but then act flabbergasted when a chocolate bar somehow costs more than the Big Mac of chocolate. People would rather spend $1.50 on a bar of corn syrup and vegetable oil.

Or better yet spend the money for some actual good-quality European chocolate. American chocolate is vile and tastes like vomit.

>he thinks all American chocolate is Hershey's

 

[Tasty Tatty]

For real, I'm honestly surprised how many people are mad that it costs so much more than Hershey's. Like, yeah, Hershey's is the absolute bottom of the barrel. You have people complaining that Hershey's tastes disgusting but then act flabbergasted when a chocolate bar somehow costs more than the Big Mac of chocolate. People would rather spend $1.50 on a bar of corn syrup and vegetable oil.

Hershey isn't even that cheap here. There are cheaper chocolates, but they are also barely above 25% of the required amount of cacao they need to be called chocolate (otherwise is a "snack with chocolate flavor). I think these ones don't even mention how much the % of chocolate is, but if it's 70% or more, then the price is definitely justified.

 

[Blacklight]

Why are you not using Brave?

You don’t have to Skip

I use Brave browser on my PC and phone. When it comes to Youtube I just use the app since it's easier, and synchs easier instead of logging on through the website on the browser.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

$7 per 1.5oz chocolate bar? That's what, over five times the price of Hershey's, plus shipping? Hershey's marketing campaign is stupid, but fuck paying that much to pre-order chocolate bars.

We're here to score points in the culture war, not to make smart economic decisions about chocolate bars.

 

[Otterly]

Does it taste ok? Hersheys tastes of vomit (butyric acid used to spur the milk, bastards ruined cadburys with this…)
Brown vomit tasting substance marketed by using people who want to mutilate children. Bypassing the van with the candy and puppies eh?