Pizza Tower - wacky-but-stylish indie action game still under the radar

So the original autist who made the callout post DFE'd most of their blogs, but someone on 4chan saved this last attempt to make themselves look like a bullied victim.

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Karma's a bitch, isn't it? It's extremely satisfying to see that for once someone brushed the mob off. It is a good day to be a Pizza Tower fan, lads.

And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
Lmao cry me a river you fucking nutter.
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Anyways my fave song is Pizza Deluxe. It's a very good mood setter for the game as a whole and def one of the best title themes of all time, no hyperbole.
 
And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
Tubular trash time and Bye Bye there.

The solo in tubular is freaking epic and Bye Bye there somehow does an even better send off than unexpectancy part 3, it just feels like it ties it up all nice with a little bow.
 
So the original autist who made the callout post DFE'd most of their blogs, but someone on 4chan saved this last attempt to make themselves look like a bullied victim.

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Karma's a bitch, isn't it? It's extremely satisfying to see that for once someone brushed the mob off. It is a good day to be a Pizza Tower fan, lads.

And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
>bigotry in the community for the last 5 years
>giving me nasty insults
Lol nigger
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And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
God, this is such a difficult question. Like half of the ost I would consider astounding and have been listening to on a regular basis. It's Pizza Time (the original, superior version no in the game sadly) and Cold Spaghetti I have loved for literal years after hearing them in beta builds. All the boss themes are fire after I accepted that several using lemotifs near exclusively is fine when done well, tons of level themes.

It's Pizza Time (original), Unexpectancy Pt.3, Celsius Troubles and The Death that I Deservioli are probably all jumbled in some kind of top 4, idk. Choosing a favorite of all the gems is too hard.
 
God, this is such a difficult question. Like half of the ost I would consider astounding and have been listening to on a regular basis. It's Pizza Time (the original, superior version no in the game sadly) and Cold Spaghetti I have loved for literal years after hearing them in beta builds. All the boss themes are fire after I accepted that several using lemotifs near exclusively is fine when done well, tons of level themes.

It's Pizza Time (original), Unexpectancy Pt.3, Celsius Troubles and The Death that I Deservioli are probably all jumbled in some kind of top 4, idk. Choosing a favorite of all the gems is too hard.
The original was more shoddily mixed tho, the new one just sounds better on the ears.
 
The strange part is I recognize that Wario Land 2, 3, 4 and even Shake It are ultimately better games with their own unique identities (especially 3 and Shake It, holy), and that 1 is filled with an offensive amount of backtracking. But coming fresh off from SML2 and having that fat jew as a boss, to then being the fat jew and shoulder bashing everyone for money with that goofy beep boop equivalent of tuba music, it just feels right, like you're playing the villain.

Wario Land 2 and 3 for me

You're both wrong.
Virtual Boy Wario Land is the true GOAT
 
So the original autist who made the callout post DFE'd most of their blogs, but someone on 4chan saved this last attempt to make themselves look like a bullied victim.

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Karma's a bitch, isn't it? It's extremely satisfying to see that for once someone brushed the mob off. It is a good day to be a Pizza Tower fan, lads.

And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
The Death That I Deservioli is the best song. It makes me want to beat the shit out of everything within a 100 foot radius. For level themes, it would have to be Pig City B and Fun Farm B,
 
And to keep things on topic - what's your favourite song(s) from the OST? For me it's Thousand March and PIZZA TIME NEVER ENDS!.
Everybody gives Unexpectancy Part 3 praise (rightfully), but my favorite part of the final boss fight is the Phase 2 track. I love the sampling, and the chaotic nature really fits the boss fight, and is fun in general.
Not a huge fan of the first 20-ish seconds, more-so because it feels empty, rather than anything bad, but after that it gets really good. I really like the part at 1:13 when the beat picks up as well, it perfectly encapsulates the first time playing as Gustavo and Brick.
 
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Because I hate myself, I downloaded the "Lap 3" Mod. It has Pizzaface activate as soon as you enter the 3rd lap, and chase you down the entire time. God damn it's hard, but you feel like the biggest dick having man in the world when you manage to beat him.
 
Born too late to see ancient rome

Born too soon to travel thru the stars

Born just in time to see people masturbating to anthropomorphic depictions of pizza toppings
What the actual fuck was the motive for whoever drew this lmfao
 
My boy Golfinho hitting us with the true Pizza Tower kino.


"This is ultimate faggot!" - Pizza Tower
 
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