One of my favorite old OnA bits is the one where they roast Tara Ried's show, "Taradise". I like to imagine Patrick wailing "Is there an Applebee's in Rome?" with the same drunk/panicked inflection.
He lives online with the goal of being famous by any means necessary. In practice, “any means” has meant buddying up to convicted child molesters and all manner of degenerates he’ll refuse to disavow as long as they’re useful to him.
You know when you see a story that is clearly that misinterpreted and misreported by political ideologues to farm rage bait clicks? Patrick falls for it every single time.
I think it's like 76% or so of children under the age of 16 that are employed happen to work on their family farms, but since Leftists hate numbers or facts they wont mention such things. It's easier to be outraged over something if you don't have all the facts.
Here's the audio to it. Pulling the whole vid's about a gig or so. YT-DLP's a Swiss army knife.
I like how he keeps demanding Obscura "answer the question!
" like does he think he has leverage? He's going to flounder the moment someone asks him "or what" in response to his "last chance" ultimatum.You just listed 70% of all human life on earth
I already know for a faCt that when it happens they'll blame the people who talked about it was it was happening for "tainting" the premise and preventing discussion.
I thought the extra screenspace might be nice. I was looking at getting the one that folds out like a DS for my next phone, but if they arent very durable it might not survive the full plan span. Does anyone here have any info on these other than "Pat owns one so therefore they're gay"?
Patrick really hates this because it means those kids will be at work instead of on the streets where he can easily scout them for his pepperoni business.
Watching Fat in motion just makes me realize how weird he looks. His face looks like it's been deepfaked on, it's far too fat for his body. Though I'm to understand that this is older footage and his body has since caught up with his obese head.
Pat hates knowing there are literal schoolchildren whose annual income and net worth are over 300x his. It’s one of the reasons he insists on making his pepperoni out of children, child.
Or idiot-proof. People try to idiot-proof technology but then you get a 1.2 GPA mental retard like Pat.
"Don't worry, I'll be back, Jenny. On an unrelated note, I would like to announce my new chorizo-flavored Tomlinson pepperoni! Muo delicioso! Diversity is Tomlinson Pepperoni's strength."
I didn't even have to read the article to know that was what it was probably about, especially given it was Arkansas. But of course Pat decided to twist the story in yet another pathetic attempt to gain some likes from randos on Twitter
He wouldn't like it there because Child's would have it pretty good in prison there and could walk out at anytime so his threats would be meaningless.
I like how people like him refuse to admit the fact that it was the Republicans who freed the slaves while the Democrats thought that black people were no better than animals. After all, it was a Democrat who vetoed the bill that would give black people the right to vote. Then congress said "fuck you" to the Democrat and vetoed him. This was the first time in that countries history that this had happened. All thanks to Democrats not treating people of colour as human beings.
