Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

Guess what Jack? When you die (probably very soon) you are not going to meet Jesus. You are going to meet the Other Guy.

(Or they made him work on pocketing, and once he discharges and is free he's going to consult with SLP Jesus and just have semi-chewed meat hanging out in one cheek at all times.)

I'm looking forward to the first Jagoff on the Go when he tries to eat a huge cheeseburger "taco style" and his strokeface isn't able to eat it so he gets even more piglike and sloppy than usual. Will he have Tammy ram it in with both hands?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Guess what Jack? When you die (probably very soon) you are not going to meet Jesus. You are going to meet the Other Guy.

I'm looking forward to the first Jagoff on the Go when he tries to eat a huge cheeseburger "taco style" and his strokeface isn't able to eat it so he gets even more piglike and sloppy than usual. Will he have Tammy ram it in with both hands?

As depicted here:

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Holy shit did Jack really just refer to Jason Statham as a "skinny guy"?


Look at this fuckin' beanpole.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Having googly eyes must be a new Lolcow trend. First Ralph, now Jack.

Who wore it better?

 

[AnOminous]

He tanked his career when he didn’t sell out to the West Texas Investors Club.

He demanded $300,000 for 20% of the company. I don't think they were interested at any price, though, especially after Jack was too dumb to grill, had no idea how much business he did, and then started blubbering like a retarded baby out of nowhere.

ETA: just remembered what you meant. They weren't interested in the sauce but the show itself. They dodged a bullet on that.

Holy shit did Jack really just refer to Jason Statham as a "skinny guy"?

When you look like a waddling bowling ball anyone seems "skinny" to you.

 

[desudesu]

Now I really want Hammy to bring this uber stroked out fat fuck for more Fat on the Go reviews! Nothing cheers me up than seeing him struggle and look like a literal blabbering drooling retard on camera. Also fuck you Hammy, you deserve to be stuck with this!

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

New "Movie Review from the Nursing Home!"

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Of course he likes a movie about a Christian closet case.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Oh wow. Hes worse off than I realized in these two most recent videos. His eyeball is rolling around in his skull with absolutly no focus and he is more mush mouth than usual

 

[VenomPlug]

You have to *go outside* to find different ones, fatty.

Strange connection between Smith's slap and Depp's divorce but whatever you say, mushbrain.

Tard Eye says hi all Jackwatchers!

 

[Seymour Duncan]

That image looks awfully suggestive and I hate it.

"You look good enough to eat, want to try some of my sauces?"

 

[biggacracka]

That image looks awfully suggestive and I hate it.

"You look good enough to eat, want to try some of my sauces?"

"me and my wife are looking for a third and we like your vibe when we saw you across the bar buffet"

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

"me and my wife are looking for a third and we like your vibe when we saw you across the bar buffet"

Just need to introduce Mushbrain and Hammy to the Balldo…The Rekieta and Scalfani clans can then be monogamous together.

ETA: If the side effect of the stroke for Jagoff was the loss of use of his member, the Balldo could prove a useful tool to spice up the bedroom at the new Scalfani Ranch. You can thank me later Jack.

 

[Banks Davenport]

Just need to introduce Mushbrain and Hammy to the Balldo…The Rekieta and Scalfani clans can then be monogamous together.

Mommywife Tim would certainly be interested in Drex, though I think she's 30 years too old for him...

 

[Dondeld Dock]

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Hahah. Yeah ok, Jack.

Things that didn't happen Vol. 9762

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Holy shit he has a literal googly eye now. Jack's strokes are slowly transforming him into a cartoon caricature.

Nature truly is beautiful.

 

[AnOminous]

Tard Eye says hi all Jackwatchers!

I like how he looks less and less like his shitty smug bitmoji.

Holy shit he has a literal googly eye now. Jack's strokes are slowly transforming him into a cartoon caricature.

His cartoon avatar looks less like a cartoon than he does.

 

[realgone2]

"I like how he looks less and less like his shitty smug bitmoji."

That's the best part and he keeps using them.

 

[DX10]

Fucking hell I have seen people with arc eye that look better.

If only I knew how much worse it could get. That webm is genuinely horrifying.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Forgive me, but what's the deal with the

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Is it from the speech to text?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

That’s Mersh level googley eyes almost Post retard baby beat down Ethan Ralph eyes

Forgive me, but what's the deal with the

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Is it from the speech to text?

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