DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
RIP daily members goal. That lasted long. He needs tips more.
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Aaaaaand it's back.

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So two questions the first is if Dave goes on the first time is it planned to be just Craig and Dave? Second question is you have any contact with the other members of the show? Cause that one guy actually seemed smart enough to see through the bullshit and might ask the tough questions.
I have no idea the format that Craig is going with, and I haven't reached out to any of the other hosts.
 
I don't know how to take this, part of me thinks they're both retarded, like legit retarded not in an insult way or she's dead and this is some weird Norman Bates crap, she's there only as a roommate leeching off dave for a place to play skyrim, she's there but only as a place to sleep and eat.

Seeing her on Phil’s stream it seemed pretty apparent to me that she is either slow or autistic. I just recall her constantly scanning the chat and grunting/goat laughing like an absolute mongoloid.

Phil attracting another autistic person into his life is not surprising to me, so I probably lean towards that.
 
Kiwifarms is glitching gout for me so I can't tag the post. But someone said Phil referenced Piece of Peace's spreadsheet. And the idea that DSP uses PoP's tip tracker to assist him with taxes, while also throwing shade at him makes me howl with laughter.

On another note I fucking hate the way he keeps touching his face and putting attention on his disgusting mug. I've had the phrase globular jowls in my mind for four days now. Like it's obvious he's insecure about his weight and his wrinkles but he keeps frontlashing to remove all critiscm before anyone says it. But it's not funny. It's not endearing. In fact it reminds me of the way Nikocado Acacodo shows off his repulsive swollen stomach in his videos. He damn near fetishizes how gross he looks. Same with Phil. Goes into a character creator and finds the fattest body type and tries to straddle the fence of what he THINKS he looks like and what other people tell him he looks like. It's weird. Sorry. Just had to get that off my chest.
 
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"Do I want to watch Chernobyl if I have been watching The Last of Us, Wouldn't it be more of the same?" :stress:

Well, Phil would actually have to pay attention and use his brain more, for starters...


Is that all before or after he puts them in a home? And just in case you were wondering how Phil really feels about his parents:
 
But he said "This first appearance is going to be an interview"
They'll be hitting up the boring faggot every once in awhile to stroke his ego and get some troll clicks. He is worthless in any other regard. Would they talk about pop culture with the guy who parrots Twitter opinions? Doesn't watch movies. Doesn't listen to music.

Maybe talk about how YouTube was in 2012? Riveting content.
 
They'll be hitting up the boring faggot every once in awhile to stroke his ego and get some troll clicks. He is worthless in any other regard. Would they talk about pop culture with the guy who parrots Twitter opinions? Doesn't watch movies. Doesn't listen to music.

Maybe talk about how YouTube was in 2012? Riveting content.
Honestly I think that whole podcast shit will go bust, and I'm not putting any faith in The Side Scrollers Podcast.

After hearing them talk about him on their recent stream, they just don't come off as the kind of people who have the balls to ask Phil the tough questions. I mean, shit, if Phil is coming on the podcast, then we definitely won't be getting anything spicy from that shit. It's gonna be boring as all shit and implode on itself.
 
I think this has ascended THYDP, no THYDP can do how badly he's playing and the things he's complaining about any justice. Bitch complained about the wording of an achievement.

Oh and his meter management in this game which is simple, if this is any indication...SF6 lasts 1 week "ahnline" play.. The drive system salt ver 2.0 incoming.

EDIT - wait...this pro gamer who knows the ins and outs of souls games took what 3 day streams and 1 night stream to get as far as Lilaggy did in one stream...yeah phil it's the game thats the issue.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mi6I8oJUVk

Phil is asked: "How is my playthrough of a game meaningful?"

Phil answers: "Well, number one: I have absolutely no vested interest in any playthrough that I do."


Why would you ever say that? Fucking retarded, dude....

this is why i want him on the podcast, could you imagine if craig asked him that and he responded on it? just the absolute dumbfounded look.
 
So WoLong is boring and repetitive and you don't get hyped like when you play a game like Dark Souls, Elden Ring, Bloodorne but also Elden ring was boring...

oh...ok...
He always has a hate on for any "souls like" that isn't made by FromSoft. He hates this company in particular because they made Nioh. The game he was playing when he jerked off on camera. Game was doomed from the start. Especially with how half assed he was with the death counter.
 
I have no idea the format that Craig is going with, and I haven't reached out to any of the other hosts.
On his video and comment section he seemed eager to ask the hard hitting questions, but the level of "journalism" displayed made me lose confidence in this guy.

I know you've explained it to him, but do you think he understands the gravity of WWEChampions? (that makes him a blatant scammer, and not just negligent/"silly") And of course if he's going to ask about it in a not broad way?

For example, if he's asking about specific pieces of evidence (like Jasper revealing the screen)? I'm kind of interested in that one because he has no other choice but to face it with an extremely stupid excuse.
My bet is on that he'll admit to be playing it due to the "insistence of the mentally ill detractors, so I said fuck it, I'm going to play it a little bit. Of course without spending money, I have nothing to do with the account these idiots keep referencing".

Which is why Craig needs to be in his A game, although I understand that it's already out of anyone's hand, and if your explanations were insufficient, any hope for this interview to be remotely interesting is completely lost.

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Other stuff will be a prestream speech:

- "I'm not racist, these idiots are obsessed with the past when I was making very risqué commentary? (proceeds to mention Howard Stern)"

- "Oh, you mean Derich? He's a regular chatter. And because of it, you know- because he decided to be a positive viewer on my streams, these idiot trolls are harassing him. And the truth of the matter is that whatever Derich does out of my streams is none of my business... it's none of anyone's business! I don't give him preferential treatment, he's just a target of these losers that have nothing else to do."


Because of this (my opinion), a good interview with DarksydePhil needs to be akin to an interrogation, not rude, but with specific evidence on hand and while trying to cut off subjectiveness. E.g: for the topic of Derich (waste of time in my view, by the way), it would help to have captured instances of that preferential treatment that can be contrasted with the one granted to another fan, in order to establish a clear double standard. Because other way it's going to be "Do you?", "No I don't, (tangential rant)".

By the way this is just what I wanted to say, I'm not asking you or anyone to do anything else.
 
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