Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Cynthia Behave]

Note: Some of this may have been posted already. Kiwi keeps glitching so I'm not caught up on posts. While it's working I'm just going to post this and maybe edit after if repetitive or for more on the silly bitch fight bw the boys.

TLDR: Sally is such a dummy (it's almost cute atp), Hydropx's recent sperging has been hilarious, ACompleteRandom is dangerously culty and stupid, Hydro and ACompleteRandom had a bitch slap fight on Friday. Oh, and Mandy (who I love) posted her birthday in chat last night: 8/8/89.

So...

Sally's retardation of Friday... should we make this a daily thing? I'm game.

She also recently spelled naive, "nieve" and hysterical "histerical" in comments. Sally, school is your friend and so is your device. Fun fact, it'll fix that for u or, y'know, ,get homechooled by Art. You'll get properly laid.
....

HYDROPX VS ACOMPLETERANDOM BITCH SLAP FIGHT (FRI)

Background...

Hydropx:
So, Hydro is one of the few smart and tech-savvy people there. He's created a comedy false identity by implying this is him...

Nah, Hydro. That's this guy who's based in OK City who seems very busy being a music producer. What's funny is we both know you're dealing with dummies and most of chat thinks it's actually u.

This IS probably Hydro. It tracks with 100s of hours and months of comments...

• Lives in Queens, NY
• Huge free speech advocate; calls the chat and Rekieta out on its hypocrisy for advocating banning and muting - almost daily
• Often hilarious/sarcastic/ironic which the retards (save Xino - who is act smart) seldom understand
• Often high/drunk; has publicly asked for MDMA sources
• Randomly posts music lyrics, 50 Cent, etc.
• Obsessed with Tim Pool (who may have banned him)
• HATES Drex. Tried to get Rekieta to address the grooming. Also hates Branca. [Enemy of my enemy is my friend.]
• Plays Pokemon and Hogwarts and is worried for kids playing them
• Something about a 5 "Elder" being revealed abt Kill Tony??? Not my lane, kids.

Dumb shit: Some kind of weird beef with Camelot331 and EB (EgalitarianBtch) muting him?

Spoiler: HYDRO'S HISTORICAL BITCH SLAPPING

LOL, okaaay Kev. they dominate/ed the chat. They just freaked tf out when they realized Himedall and I were keeping notes.



Sure is, Katie. Hey, did your tall daughter ever do travel volleyball? How's the weather out west? You've revealed a lot abt yourself, girl. Your recent hate is uncharacteristic. You're smarter than this cult.

I've plenty, Salshien. I've learned that time is one's friend. Rape and pretty direct death threats continue weekly (one last night).

Poor young Charlie. Hey, baby boy, how's the job at the Hyatt Regency Boston treating you? Would they like to see the 9 pics of the hotel you've posted, including the basement where u work on their clanking pipes? Maybe pipe down (sorry, mom joke had to be made).



Hey, Rekieta, I have ALL the recepts of your subs violating TOS. SO many. Plenty have already been posted here on Kiwi by others. You've never shown one about me bc there aren't any. Are you sure you went to law school? Any classes on evidence?

LOVE MANDY!

It's 100% what happened, EB. You and Art knew EXACTLY what you were doing. You both have a history of this nonsense.

100%. It took 1 middle-aged blond, and a techy on Kiwi to break Locals. Barely 44 people during the day. it use to regularly have 200+.

I STILL come up at least 10-20x/day. Cliche but... rent-free is real.

Show your proof, Rekieta, and I'll show the world mine.

ACOMPLETERANDOM -
Among the worst there. He'd be the cultist to make the followers drink the cyanide Koolaid for Nick, including kids, for whom he'll never have. (Sore spot for him.)

• Lives in Portland, OR area​
• Gamer​
• Cancer survivor wife who's infertile; they met online while gaming; together/married for 8.5 yrs
• Famous sperging in Locals about over-fucking his wife and her vaginal bleeding - drank himself into a stupor instead of taking her to the doctor.
• Also sperging abt a car accident in late Dec/early Jan (probs DUI)
• No job it seems - living off wife's disability? He's ALWAYS in chat
• Graduated hs in 1998 which makes him around 43 (he seems like he's 15 so don't take the dates as gospel)
• Discord member since Sept 10, 2015 (recent comment to keep in mind efforts at disinformation)
• ANOTHER Tim Pool cultist

This is benign but stupid bc that's who ACompleteRandom is...

"RAMSAY TIER"??? LOL, sweets, Nick can barely make ramen (ask Art), let alone chili (ask any Texan in chat).

Spoiler: "THE TIM POOL/NICK REKIETA FANBOYS BITCH SLAP FROM FRIDAY"

Hydro, I have those pics and, yes, you are correct.

 

[Not Who You Think]

for someone not big mad nick is big mad at us.

edit: I am late but not as gay as nick on this.

The silence in the background while Nick overacts for the camera (by himself in his kitchen) is deafening.

I can easily picture him giving the same rant in a padded cell.

 

[Phony Chicken]

This faggot made his Vegas show a locals exclusive upload for some reason. Why not post it to rumble if anyone can watch it anyway?

LAS VEGAS LIVE SHOW LOCALS EXCLUSIVE

Connect with RekietaLaw and other members of RekietaLaw community

rekietalaw.locals.com

Oops I’m retarded it only plays a 30 second preview for free. I’m a beggar for content today apparently, but if anyone has it hook your fellow niggers up

He managed to have worse audio than Ralph's live events. Good work Balldo. I got it. Uploading to Mega now. I'll post again with the link.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Also, i think i know why Nick wife put that playlist in private.. she had a video with that "TED" talk author... and if you look for that author, Esther Perel, she is being called out for being a "cheating apologist".

And just digging in the first page of Google results with "Esther Perel cheating apologist", i just found this; https://archive.is/qw6vg (original; https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/12/18/in-defense-of-adulterers)

Just fast scrolling down, i found something, let's say... curious about this author;

Cuote; Perel claims, not only to save your relationship but to transform “the experience of infidelity into an enlarging emotional journey.” Roused from sexual complacency by the threat of a third party, you may find that the sexual spark in your marriage has been reignited. “There is nothing like the eroticized gaze of the third to challenge our domesticated perceptions of each other,” she writes. Now “the ongoing challenge” for you and your partner is to maintain the flame. Tips for doing so include arranging candlelit date nights at home and creating secret e-mail accounts for “private, X-rated conversations during meetings, playdates, and parent-teacher conferences.

(Wtf)

More; Perel is not unsympathetic to this thought, and, toward the end of her book, she devotes a brief chapter to various forms of consensual non-monogamy. She writes about couples who swing, couples who have chosen to be, in the term coined by the sex columnist Dan Savage, “monogamish,” and couples who have expanded into “triads,” “quads,” or “polyamorous pods.”... Perel praises the efforts of all these non-monogamists “to tackle the core existential paradoxes that every couple wrestles with—security and adventure, togetherness and autonomy, stability and novelty,” and she is careful to remind the squeamish that many of these “romantic pluralists” succeed in maintaining rather higher standards of loyalty and honesty than do their monogamous counterparts.

And the entire thing appears to be on line with all this "fun" shit talk that Nick let out of his mouth every day. (And is always this weird and ambiguous language used, that i was talking before).

It's looking bad for Nick... why your wife would be seeing this kind of content with this kind author?... and again, it's all this "sex, sex, sex" shit going on.

Good grief

I still can't fathom how these two cannot manage to go one fucking day without stoking cuck speculation. It seems like every time they do something, literally anything, even innocuous things at this point, there's always something new to notice, completely unforced, and the fact they aren't noticing these things they're posting is uh...well at its core that's really stoking the speculation.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I cannot believe that this dumb nigger just tried to use the "Jokes on them I was only pretending to be retarded" meme IRL and pass it off as a win.

And after spamming the same meme himself for weeks

Literally no self awareness at all.
Is the man braindamaged from alcohol?
Can he not see what a fucking mong he looks with that gloat.
He filmed this, presumably watched it back and still decided to upload it

Thought you didn't care Nick?

And he seemed really fixated on that "fingers in the ass" speech. You can tell this faggot practised that shit in his mirror.

Hey retard - it doesn't matter if it was a "bit" dipshit, we are laughing at you. See your reputation is so fucking low that people believed it could be true.
You see the problem here?
If anyone had any respect for you still no-one would have bought it, but alcoholic, can't keep his mouth shut about cooming, Balldo Salesman Nick... no one thought "that doesn't sound like him"
You get it now retard?
Your braintrust "bit" was predicated on the people buying it having such a low fucking opinion of you it sounded believeable.
Not really a win when you think of it is it chuckles?
You're coming up with retard schemes that you're gloating over succeeding because people think you're fucking dumb stupid and creepy enough to be doing that shit.
You fucking dumb fuck lol
Keep making "bits" for us to laugh at though Nick.
You're trained like a good monkey now, take yourself to the milking stool and everything.
What a faggot.
Even Tranny Johnny Depp is laughing at you Broke Dick Nick.

 

[RotPockets]

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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.

for someone not big mad nick is big mad at us.

edit: I am late but not as gay as nick on this.

Why does it look like he doesn’t have his teeth in? Does he not have teeth anymore?

 

[gang weeder]

View attachment 4730160 Good grief

I still can't fathom how these two cannot manage to go one fucking day without stoking cuck speculation. It seems like every time they do something, literally anything, even innocuous things at this point, there's always something new to notice, completely unforced, and the fact they aren't noticing these things they're posting is uh...well at its core that's really stoking the speculation.

It's either a Ralph-style 400 IQ 8D underwater backgammon "werk" to rile up the troles, or.....

They can't stop fueling cuck speculation because they are really into cuck stuff.

Hmm I wonder which one it could be.

 

[Phony Chicken]

He managed to have worse audio than Ralph's live events. Good work Balldo. I got it. Uploading to Mega now. I'll post again with the link.

2.83 GB file on MEGA

mega.nz

https://anonfiles.com/39B3Y8cczb/_1920x1080_10_LAS_VEGAS_LIVE_SHOW_LOCALS_EXCLUSIVE_RekietaLaw_Community_mp4

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Why does it look like he doesn’t have his teeth in? Does he not have teeth anymore?

He's always been into giving gummers, prude. Quit acting like anything has changed.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Even in the Netherlands. Law enforcement might not give much of a fuck but it certainly remains illegal there.

Yeah we have state funded tv programs that have people talk about the experience while they're on it and stuff. You probably get in more trouble for underage drinking as 18 year old in the US.

But yeah not smart for a lawyer to admit that stuff openly.

He has burned the bridge of being a 'friend of the Farms'. He could manage to stop being a cow if he put in some effort and stopped acting like one. There are plenty of people out there for hum to build a new audience and memory hole this, but the old Fandom and Farms privileges (unspoken or not) has been burned.

Trying to be a friend of the farm would be pretty gay, tbh. Though genuinely not giving a fuck would work fine. But it's clear that is just bravado.

 

[huecoffs02]

What happened with what playlist? Or around what page is that shit on?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He definitely has talked about doing MDMA. At least in his locals, I'm not sure about live on stream.

As far as the drugs in other countries, I believe that was in reference to shrooms in Jamaica

I vaguely remember the MDMA/ecstacy thing and I only ever watched youtube/rumble so he said it publicly there

He has said that at Matsuri he took some Ecstasy or something before the weeb rave and that it didn't kick in until afterwards.

Not smart for a lawyer...

I cannot believe that this dumb nigger just tried to use the "Jokes on them I was only pretending to be retarded" meme IRL and pass it off as a win.

And after spamming the same meme himself for weeks
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Literally no self awareness at all.
Is the man braindamaged from alcohol?
Can he not see what a fucking mong he looks with that gloat.
He filmed this, presumably watched it back and still decided to upload it

Thought you didn't care Nick?

And he seemed really fixated on that "fingers in the ass" speech. You can tell this faggot practised that shit in his mirror.

Hey retard - it doesn't matter if it was a "bit" dipshit, we are laughing at you. See your reputation is so fucking low that people believed it could be true.
You see the problem here?
If anyone had any respect for you still no-one would have bought it, but alcoholic, can't keep his mouth shut about cooming, Balldo Salesman Nick... no one thought "that doesn't sound like him"
You get it now retard?
Your braintrust "bit" was predicated on the people buying it having such a low fucking opinion of you it sounded believeable.
Not really a win when you think of it is it chuckles?
You're coming up with retard schemes that you're gloating over succeeding because people think you're fucking dumb stupid and creepy enough to be doing that shit.
You fucking dumb fuck lol
Keep making "bits" for us to laugh at though Nick.
You're trained like a good monkey now, take yourself to the milking stool and everything.
What a faggot.
Even Tranny Johnny Depp is laughing at you Broke Dick Nick.
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Especially when he called Cynthia out for it (or ar least TRIED to spin that narrative).

Rules for thee, but not for me... Hypocrisy on full stark display...

EVERYONE is a hypocrite with enough time, but the delta in time between polar opposite statements are supposed to be weeks or months, not DAYS or MINUTES!

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.

There's so much DSP energy in this you'd think it's a bit, holy fuck.

He made a story, I took it as true and recounted it woth mockery, and he spergs out over it? What was the OWN he was trying to get

Literally a Ralphamale tactic.

 

[huecoffs02]

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He's not mad at us bottom barrel retards.

That fingers and asshole joke was cringe as shit holy balls.

 

[dustnight]

2.83 GB file on MEGA

mega.nz

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

There's so much DSP energy in this you'd think it's a bit, holy fuck.

Because it is, and we're a bunch of retards for laughing at this. Nick doesn't care, guys. He'd never post a drunk rant about how retardedly autistic specific Kiwifarms users are and make lengthy "jokes" about fingers up a man's ass. He's totally just having fun, and Kiwifarms is too autistic to realize he doesn't care about Kiwifarms.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Best guess at this tactic is that he is trying to throw out red herrings to dirty our particular brand of enjoyment so we stop.

The thing is... You throw out red herrings like, 'My Mom grew up in Latvia' instead of Germany. You don't admit to murder to get out of a traffic stop ans PWM the police

 

[Procrastinhater]

That fingers and asshole joke was cringe as shit holy balls.

Broke Dick Nick spends a lot of time thinking about fingers in asses.

 

[AnOminous]

Hey retard - it doesn't matter if it was a "bit" dipshit, we are laughing at you. See your reputation is so fucking low that people believed it could be true.
You see the problem here?

He doesn't because cows can't see how they actually look to normal people. If someone had posted this a year ago, even with actual evidence, they would have been showered with top hats and puzzle pieces and maybe even threadbanned. Now it's just immediately believed because that's exactly the sort of perverted, retarded shit Nick actually does on a daily basis now.

Great reputation management. Great lolcow speedrun.

And literally "I was only pretending to be retarded."

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Now that we know at least balldo lawyer and possibly his wife actively watch their threads I wonder what their accounts are? It definitely wouldn’t own us to reveal this information balldo man and it definitely isn’t something you should do