"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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Video's up on Youtube now. Started off with 700 dislikes to 1.7k likes, but has somehow changed to 2.8k likes and 200ish dislikes since then. Anybody else seen something like that or is it just Return Youtube Dislikes fucking up somehow?
Unless Youtube decided to give people the ability to screw with the likes and dislikes, I think the sudden jump is on your end.
 
lol, he sounds so mad compered to his other video's. he says he review the games on its own merit but i cant help but to feel the bias. he gave games like far cry 5 and assassins' creeds Valhalla less shit for doing the same stuff Hogwarts legacy dose, and both game series has done it for years.

he also did the "its a game about magic and wizard, how original and stupid" stick. the same thing Jim sterling did in his video. Harry potter was far from the being the first of its kind but it was the series that brought magic and wizards back into popularity. you faggots love stuff like DND, fantasy and sci-fi novels but you will shit on people, calling them nerds for liking books about magic and wizards? get fucked.
 
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lol, he sounds so mad compered to his other video's. he says he review the games on its own merit but i cant help but to feel the bias. he gave games like far cry 5 and assassins' creeds Valhalla less shit for doing the same stuff Hogwarts legacy dose, and both game series has done it for years.

he also did the "its a game about magic and wizard, how original and stupid" stick. the same thing Jim sterling did in his video. Harry potter was far from the being the first of its kind but it was the series that brought magic and wizards back into popularity. you faggots love stuff like DND, fantasy and sci-fi novels but you will shit on people, calling them nerds for liking books about magic and wizards? get fucked.
you dont understand how wizards and magic is dumb shit for nerds but a gun that says plumbus in star wars land is wholesome epic chungus
 
I couldn't stand Dominic Noble because adaptation studies are retarded to begin with, but he doesn't either go deeply into the actual adaptation issues like how do you convey the essence of x, or the contextual issues such as production, author intent etc. so I find his videos very unsatisfying.

I can't believe Yahtzee and the Escapist spent more time attacking a British woman because they were told so by mentally ill men in dresses than commenting on war crimes. Sad.
Actually, here is one irony about Dominic Noble.

While I dislike the whole "adaptation" thing, I ave actually had fun with his videos where he just.... reviews (really summarizes) books. Just books, that don't even have a movie attached to them or anything. That time he reviewed four Amish romance novels for example, or the Timothy Zahn Cobra series.

Part of the reason is actually the same reason I still sometimes dig people like Linkara and recently have started to like JRPG reviewers/summarizers.... I have an interest in reading but its such a time-consuming activity (that my brain seems to be having a harder time with as I get older, often resulting in me quitting) that its actually easier on me to just listen to some fuckboy on Youtube summarize it while making jokes about the more nonsensical elements. And in the case of authors like Timothy Zahn, I would never have read his shit anyway.

So basically I kinda wish Dominic Noble would pivot from being an "adaptation analyst" to just being a guy who summarizes some random books he read (well, actually by his own admission he usually listens to the audio book because he apparently has dyslexia). He would legit be more worthwhile that way.
 
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I bet you a thousand bucks all this pro tranny shit from Yahtzee is due to his
wife, lol. I bet that hog is like “listen, Ben. I was listing to NPR when I heard transsexuals are being genocided. You are not a CHUD, are you? We need to do something about it!”. He is slowly becoming MovieBob despite having sex, impressive!

I legit hope his kid becomes a troon then murder suicides the family , lol.
I thought Jam was his best book, mogworld was alright the others were a bit of a slog.

Not hugely surprised by his retarded jkr take given he was mates with Jim the fat tranny and all that crowd.
In his book differently morphous he has a character that legit is the ultimate social justice warrior and shits on her 24/7.

Now, he eats out fat tranny axe wounds because of his peers and pig wife. What a change.
 
he also did the "its a game about magic and wizard, how original and stupid" stick. the same thing Jim sterling did in his video. Harry potter was far from the being the first of its kind but it was the series that brought magic and wizards back into popularity. you faggots love stuff like DND, fantasy and sci-fi novels but you will shit on people, calling them nerds for liking books about magic and wizards? get fucked.
A story about wizards and magic - it's rip off of some games like .... uh? ... and um? ...

Like you can be a Wizard/Spellcaster in some popular games (Elden Ring, D&D, FFXIV) but it's actually pretty rare for a game to be Wizard focused which is why it's a breath of fresh air for some people - the most you "normally" get is a Mage's Guild (like in Skyrim).

It don't like Harry Potter all that much but the idea that we have a deluge of extremely Wizard focused games is absurd and disingenuous.
 
Disappointed that Yahtzee hinges much of his argument in his new video on the "video game crash of 1983", which is a myth. How is it that even people who's literal job is to talk about video games continue to fall for bullshit narratives like this?

In Yahtzee's case it's even worse because he's a bong, and the video game crash fable only makes sense if you know nothing about the 80s video game market outside of the United States. Who the fuck did you know who even owned an NES at the time, Ben?
 
Disappointed that Yahtzee hinges much of his argument in his new video on the "video game crash of 1983", which is a myth. How is it that even people who's literal job is to talk about video games continue to fall for bullshit narratives like this?

In Yahtzee's case it's even worse because he's a bong, and the video game crash fable only makes sense if you know nothing about the 80s video game market outside of the United States. Who the fuck did you know who even owned an NES at the time, Ben?
I just find it funny, that this argument is the same one Jimbo was peddling back for years, and his started with also the live service shit AND his whole debacle with that game company that put out cheap and crappy games on steam.
 
Disappointed that Yahtzee hinges much of his argument in his new video on the "video game crash of 1983", which is a myth. How is it that even people who's literal job is to talk about video games continue to fall for bullshit narratives like this?
Is it really a "Myth" or just overstated? Sure, it wasn't international and it only lasted a couple of years but the US console industry screwed itself with oversaturation. I think it's as silly to say that the narrative is entirely wrong as it is to say that vidya died until Nintendo came in with a Deus ex machina.
 
Actually, here is one irony about Dominic Noble.

While I dislike the whole "adaptation" thing, I ave actually had fun with his videos where he just.... reviews (really summarizes) books. Just books, that don't even have a movie attached to them or anything. That time he reviewed four Amish romance novels for example, or the Timothy Zahn Cobra series.

Part of the reason is actually the same reason I still sometimes dig people like Linkara and recently have started to like JRPG reviewers/summarizers.... I have an interest in reading but its such a time-consuming activity (that my brain seems to be having a harder time with as I get older, often resulting in me quitting) that its actually easier on me to just listen to some fuckboy on Youtube summarize it while making jokes about the more nonsensical elements. And in the case of authors like Timothy Zahn, I would never have read his shit anyway.

So basically I kinda wish Dominic Noble would pivot from being an "adaptation analyst" to just being a guy who summarizes some random books he read (well, actually by his own admission he usually listens to the audio book because he apparently has dyslexia). He would legit be more worthwhile that way.
I wouldn't trust him on that front these days. He's become extremely political. Even if he was a shitlib before as you say he generally kept it low-key.
 
Is it really a "Myth" or just overstated? Sure, it wasn't international and it only lasted a couple of years but the US console industry screwed itself with oversaturation. I think it's as silly to say that the narrative is entirely wrong as it is to say that vidya died until Nintendo came in with a Deus ex machina.
The story I've always heard is that it's kinda-sorta a myth. Gaming CONSOLES were at an all-time low but arcades were surviving and personal computers like the Commodore 64 were doing just fine. But since a lot of gamers are console-tards (and moreover, Nintendo tards) they tend to only know the "gaming got big again when the NES came around" part.

One article I read decades back (and of course can't find now) mentioned that we almost had another crash in the mid 1990s because of shit like the 3DO, Jaguar, Philips CD-i... this was exactly the same nonsense that caused the first crash, but the difference is now the industry was much bigger and thus could weather the storm.
 
Also, I'm hardly a prude but I'm still not comfortable with a man repeatedly calling a woman a cunt.

Same. And I'll call another woman (or man) a bitch if they're being a bitch but not with such repeated and angry connotations. Professed Male Feminist (tm) like Ben and the Escapist soyfans are only allies until a woman does something they don't like then they come up with the most vitriolic gendered shit. Any dude who says he's a male feminist should get a wide fucking berth. Because y'know normal men who are just normal don't need a label? They're for natural equality and view women through the lens of what they are in relation to them - their gfs, their wives their mothers, their friends etc etc. And that's it. I feel its pretty sus to have to declare yourself in favour of something as a label in general like 'I'm Pro Not Murder guis!' Okay...but most people don't need to advertise it?

I find it interesting Yahtzee would likely not have the same screed at Ricky Gervais (or hasn't to my knowledge). I don't usually see sexism boogeyman but man if that doesn't activate my almonds how much JKR hate she gets for being so milquetoast in her opinions in comparison to dudes.
 
I just find it funny, that this argument is the same one Jimbo was peddling back for years, and his started with also the live service shit AND his whole debacle with that game company that put out cheap and crappy games on steam.
Well, its not like Jim was wrong. There's only so much time in a day you can devote to a game and that varies by person. In the realm of online games server health keeps people interested and leads to "natural monopolies" in the same way that social media works best when you are on a big site with all your friends. Thus a world where everyone tries to make live service/GaaS games will result in far fewer games being able to exist at any one time.
 
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